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Syrixia

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Syrixia

• Dec 30, 2016

• #361

...wat

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Dec 31, 2016

• #362

Yes.

How can I predict the future and the past at the same time?

 

bootsie

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Guslantis

• Dec 31, 2016

• #363

Of course, you can also predict the present!

Is it possible to turn our Moon into a Death Star?

 

Goyanes

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Goyanes

• Dec 31, 2016

• #364

Yes, but it would be powered by the gravitational forces of your mother.

Is it ok to strategically place nooses around the house?

 

Almonaster

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• Dec 31, 2016

• #365

Provided loose noose moose traps are legal in your jurisdiction.

Why did I forget to mention the hoose?

 

Frozentophat

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• Jan 1, 2017

• #366

because no one knows the hoose's address.

What color is 9?

 

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Tego99

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• Jan 1, 2017

• #367

9 is a color itself

Why did I ask you a question?

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Jan 1, 2017

• #368

Because you just recieved an answer.

How many posts have you made?

 

Kanada

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Kanada

• Jan 3, 2017

• #369

As much as the eleventeenth cheese grater.

Why is the eiffel tower so seductive?

 

Frozentophat

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• Jan 3, 2017

• #370

Its curvaceous struts lull seagulls to eat at the fine diner in my basement.

What podium did Donald Trump first use to lay the foundation for his wall?

 

Mystery Player

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• Jan 3, 2017

• #371

Wood.

Yes or no?

 

Kanada

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Kanada

• Jan 3, 2017

• #372

Maybe so

Are you sure you want to post?

 

Mystery Player

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• Jan 4, 2017

• #373

No, I don't want to make a post in this thread.

Should I change my mind?

 

Frozentophat

TNPer

• Jan 5, 2017

• #374

If you own 12 hippos.

What second president was the best for Canada?

 

Kanada

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Kanada

• Jan 5, 2017

• #375

The one that peaked maple syrup prices.

Why in the world is there 77 horses on mars?

 

Frozentophat

TNPer

• Jan 5, 2017

• #376

There's not. There's not mars on this world, so you're wrong.

What do lamp shades and poster fragments have in common?

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Jan 7, 2017

• #377

They both eat cheesecake for breakfast.

How many times does Saturn orbit my big toe?

 

Frozentophat

TNPer

• Jan 7, 2017

• #378

twice every other monday, if the weather is orange.

What time does the clock ring 17?

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Jan 8, 2017

• #379

Everytime Donald Trump blinks.

When can I see my post count in 15 years?

 

Frozentophat

TNPer

• Jan 8, 2017

• #380

In 14 days.

What are the light butter monsters' favourite way to record lighter fluid?

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Jan 8, 2017

• #381

Put a camera somwehere and hope something happens.

How do you type without thinking?

 

Frozentophat

TNPer

• Jan 8, 2017

• #382

12.

What is the apogee of the thermometer?

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Jan 8, 2017

• #383

16

What is the best method of returning a turtle back to its volcano?

 

Frozentophat

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• Jan 8, 2017

• #384

Via discus, and a strong cannon.

What flavour of cell phone should I smell?

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Jan 9, 2017

• #385

Nokia, for sure.

How many lightbulbs do you need to change a vampire?

 

Frozentophat

TNPer

• Jan 9, 2017

• #386

Trick question: Lightbulbs don't exist.

What school did my great grandson attend?

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Jan 10, 2017

• #387

None.

How many posts does it take to enjoy spam?

 

Kanada

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Kanada

• Jan 10, 2017

• #388

About Negative Lego

Why is there a large man behind m- AHH

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Jan 10, 2017

• #389

Call for ice-cream.

What is your favourite song to listen to on a Tuesday afternoon?

 

Zelgathon

TNPer

• Jan 10, 2017

• #390

Sunday Bloody Sunday -U2

Why does ice-cream melt so quickly?

 

Frozentophat

TNPer

• Jan 10, 2017

• #391

The sun is too far away.

What bubbles explode suspiciously?

 

Zelgathon

TNPer

• Jan 11, 2017

• #392

They want to go out on their own terms.

Why do we have shadows?

 

Frozentophat

TNPer

• Jan 11, 2017

• #393

As a replacement for sunscreen in wintertime.

Which beaver has pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniosis?

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Jan 11, 2017

• #394

Justin Beaver.

Where should I go?

 

Kanada

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Kanada

• Jan 11, 2017

• #395

Definitly Jupiter

What do I do if I dropped my wallet outside of the airplane?

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Jan 11, 2017

• #396

Dive out and get it.

How do I know if I am being stalked by a purple turtle?

 

Frozentophat

TNPer

• Jan 11, 2017

• #397

You can't, purple is invisible.

Why does Yalkan cross roads twice weekly?

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Jan 12, 2017

• #398

To go to the other sides.

How many thumbs does a turtle need to paint with?

 

Frozentophat

TNPer

• Jan 12, 2017

• #399

Twelve on tuesdays, thirteen monday-friday, but only 2 on mondays and sundays. And saturdays.

What clarinet is best for blowing steam out of sugar cookies?

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Jan 13, 2017

• #400

mY cLaRiNeT

How many pets do I have?