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Syrixia

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Syrixia

• Dec 30, 2016

• #361

...wat

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Dec 31, 2016

• #362

Yes.

How can I predict the future and the past at the same time?

 

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Guslantis

• Dec 31, 2016

• #363

Of course, you can also predict the present!

Is it possible to turn our Moon into a Death Star?

 

Goyanes

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Goyanes

• Dec 31, 2016

• #364

Yes, but it would be powered by the gravitational forces of your mother.

Is it ok to strategically place nooses around the house?

 

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Almonaster

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• Dec 31, 2016

• #365

Provided loose noose moose traps are legal in your jurisdiction.

Why did I forget to mention the hoose?

 

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Frozentophat

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• Jan 1, 2017

• #366

because no one knows the hoose's address.

What color is 9?

 

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Tego99

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• Jan 1, 2017

• #367

9 is a color itself

Why did I ask you a question?

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Jan 1, 2017

• #368

Because you just recieved an answer.

How many posts have you made?

 

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Kanada

• Jan 3, 2017

• #369

As much as the eleventeenth cheese grater.

Why is the eiffel tower so seductive?

 

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Frozentophat

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• Jan 3, 2017

• #370

Its curvaceous struts lull seagulls to eat at the fine diner in my basement.

What podium did Donald Trump first use to lay the foundation for his wall?

 

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Mystery Player

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• Jan 3, 2017

• #371

Wood.

Yes or no?

 

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Kanada

• Jan 3, 2017

• #372

Maybe so

Are you sure you want to post?

 

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Mystery Player

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• Jan 4, 2017

• #373

No, I don't want to make a post in this thread.

Should I change my mind?

 

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Frozentophat

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• Jan 5, 2017

• #374

If you own 12 hippos.

What second president was the best for Canada?

 

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Kanada

• Jan 5, 2017

• #375

The one that peaked maple syrup prices.

Why in the world is there 77 horses on mars?

 

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Frozentophat

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• Jan 5, 2017

• #376

There's not. There's not mars on this world, so you're wrong.

What do lamp shades and poster fragments have in common?

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Jan 7, 2017

• #377

They both eat cheesecake for breakfast.

How many times does Saturn orbit my big toe?

 

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Frozentophat

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• Jan 7, 2017

• #378

twice every other monday, if the weather is orange.

What time does the clock ring 17?

 

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Kaschovia

• Jan 8, 2017

• #379

Everytime Donald Trump blinks.

When can I see my post count in 15 years?

 

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Frozentophat

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• Jan 8, 2017

• #380

In 14 days.

What are the light butter monsters' favourite way to record lighter fluid?

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Jan 8, 2017

• #381

Put a camera somwehere and hope something happens.

How do you type without thinking?

 

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Frozentophat

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• Jan 8, 2017

• #382

12.

What is the apogee of the thermometer?

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Jan 8, 2017

• #383

16

What is the best method of returning a turtle back to its volcano?

 

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Frozentophat

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• Jan 8, 2017

• #384

Via discus, and a strong cannon.

What flavour of cell phone should I smell?

 

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Kaschovia

• Jan 9, 2017

• #385

Nokia, for sure.

How many lightbulbs do you need to change a vampire?

 

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Frozentophat

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• Jan 9, 2017

• #386

Trick question: Lightbulbs don't exist.

What school did my great grandson attend?

 

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Kaschovia

• Jan 10, 2017

• #387

None.

How many posts does it take to enjoy spam?

 

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Kanada

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Kanada

• Jan 10, 2017

• #388

About Negative Lego

Why is there a large man behind m- AHH

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Jan 10, 2017

• #389

Call for ice-cream.

What is your favourite song to listen to on a Tuesday afternoon?

 

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Zelgathon

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• Jan 10, 2017

• #390

Sunday Bloody Sunday -U2

Why does ice-cream melt so quickly?

 

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Frozentophat

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• Jan 10, 2017

• #391

The sun is too far away.

What bubbles explode suspiciously?

 

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Zelgathon

TNPer

• Jan 11, 2017

• #392

They want to go out on their own terms.

Why do we have shadows?

 

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Frozentophat

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• Jan 11, 2017

• #393

As a replacement for sunscreen in wintertime.

Which beaver has pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniosis?

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Jan 11, 2017

• #394

Justin Beaver.

Where should I go?

 

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Kanada

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Kanada

• Jan 11, 2017

• #395

Definitly Jupiter

What do I do if I dropped my wallet outside of the airplane?

 

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Kaschovia

• Jan 11, 2017

• #396

Dive out and get it.

How do I know if I am being stalked by a purple turtle?

 

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Frozentophat

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• Jan 11, 2017

• #397

You can't, purple is invisible.

Why does Yalkan cross roads twice weekly?

 

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Kaschovia

• Jan 12, 2017

• #398

To go to the other sides.

How many thumbs does a turtle need to paint with?

 

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Frozentophat

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• Jan 12, 2017

• #399

Twelve on tuesdays, thirteen monday-friday, but only 2 on mondays and sundays. And saturdays.

What clarinet is best for blowing steam out of sugar cookies?

 

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Kaschovia

• Jan 13, 2017

• #400

mY cLaRiNeT

How many pets do I have?