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  1. Amerion

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    The title explains itself.

    Example:
    Post 1: What is 1+1?
    Post 2: 11.
    Post 2: <insert question here>

    and so on and so forth.
     
  2. Amerion

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    Why would spam be encouraged?
     
  3. Sauceistan

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    Who made this thread?
     
  4. Amerion

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    God.

    Is mayonnaise an instrument?
     
  5. Yrkidding

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    No, Patrick.

    South Africa is a continent, right?
     
  6. Nessuno

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    No, is a planet.
    Is that tomorrow start the apocalypse or next week?
     
  7. Amerion

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    I think it's next year, I'll have to check my date book.

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  8. david_

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    Santa.

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  9. Sauceistan

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    This thread.
    Is tomorrow the day after today?
     
  10. david_

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    No, Tomorrow is the day after pigs fly!

    Who invented light?
     
  11. Nessuno

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    Johnny Bravo.
    What is the difference between night and day?
     
  12. Yrkidding

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    I'm pretty sure they don't actually exist, it's just the title of some old jazz song by a guy named Charlie Parker.

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  13. Nessuno

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    Bruce Wayne.
    Why the sun is cold?
     
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    When the U.S. claimed the sun in 1969, they left a refrigerator there.
    How many fingers are on my hand?
     
  15. Nessuno

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    7.
    Why the Earth is flat?
     
  16. david_

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    Because all the fizz escaped!

    Why is music musical?
     
  17. Amerion

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    Because reading was taken.

    Why do we fight?
     
  18. Nessuno

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    To arrive before next month.
    Why summer in Siberia is so hot?
     
  19. Amerion

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    Because Siberia is located right on the equater.

    Why do soccor players play such bad basketball?
     
  20. Nessuno

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    Because they think to play volleyball.
    Why black is so light?
     
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    Because of psychedelic posters.

    Why does a triangle add up to the other way around?
     
  22. Syrixia

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    Because Empire.

    Why does sus taste like sos?
     
  23. Nessuno

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    Because Mother Nature has decided so.
    Where is the fish?
     
  24. Sauceistan

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    Fish aren't real.
    Why do tissues come in boxes?
     
  25. Nessuno

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    Because tho pools were filled.
    Why donkeys fly?
     
  26. Lennart

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    They don't, they just climb very high mountains, then jump and glide using a wingsuit.

    Why can't we be friends?
     
  27. david_

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    Because I hate taxes.

    Why do chickens cross roads??
     
  28. Nessuno

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    To go buy eggs.
    A pound of lead wheigs more than a pound of feathers?
     
  29. Amerion

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    Because they couldn't make friends with any other colours.

    Why did Elvis shoot Kennedy?
     
  30. Nessuno

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    Because the Martians told him.
    Why Stalin was so friendly?
     
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    Too many chickens.

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  32. Ravenna

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    Because it's the Silly Day.

    Why twerking was invented?
     
  33. mcmasterdonia

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    because PEANUTS!

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  34. Amerion

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    Because it's the only day of the year that you can knight a person!

    Why is it dark when I close my eyes?
     
  35. Nessuno

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    Because the lamp has burned out, change it.
    Why Titanic was shoot down?
     
  36. Lennart

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    It was flying over Avalonian Airspace without permission.

    Why did Jesus create cross joints?
     
  37. Syrixia

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    What are cross joints?

    Would Paula Deen cook Cook?
     
  38. Nessuno

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    Who is Paula Deen?
    The Eggs of the rosters are good?
     
  39. Amerion

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    I only eat cow eggs.

    Why are trees blue?
     
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    Because of blueberries!

    Why is a band music?