Ask a stupid question and get a dumb answer

Amerion · Jan 22, 2015

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

Amerion · Jan 22, 2015

Why would spam be encouraged?

Sauceistan · Jan 22, 2015

11
Who made this thread?

Amerion · Jan 22, 2015

God.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Yrkidding · Jan 23, 2015

No, Patrick.

South Africa is a continent, right?

Nessuno · Jan 23, 2015

No, is a planet.
Is that tomorrow start the apocalypse or next week?

Amerion · Jan 23, 2015

I think it's next year, I'll have to check my date book.

Where do babies come from?

david_ · Jan 23, 2015

Santa.

What do you think about when you're not thinking?

Sauceistan · Jan 23, 2015

This thread.
Is tomorrow the day after today?

david_ · Jan 23, 2015

No, Tomorrow is the day after pigs fly!

Who invented light?

Nessuno · Jan 24, 2015

Johnny Bravo.
What is the difference between night and day?

Yrkidding · Jan 24, 2015

I'm pretty sure they don't actually exist, it's just the title of some old jazz song by a guy named Charlie Parker.

Who am I?

Nessuno · Jan 24, 2015

Bruce Wayne.
Why the sun is cold?

Sauceistan · Jan 24, 2015

When the U.S. claimed the sun in 1969, they left a refrigerator there.
How many fingers are on my hand?

Nessuno · Jan 24, 2015

7.
Why the Earth is flat?

david_ · Jan 24, 2015

Because all the fizz escaped!

Why is music musical?

Amerion · Jan 25, 2015

Because reading was taken.

Why do we fight?

Nessuno · Jan 25, 2015

To arrive before next month.
Why summer in Siberia is so hot?

Amerion · Jan 25, 2015

Because Siberia is located right on the equater.

Why do soccor players play such bad basketball?

Nessuno · Jan 25, 2015

Because they think to play volleyball.
Why black is so light?

Great Bights Mum · Jan 25, 2015

Because of psychedelic posters.

Why does a triangle add up to the other way around?

Syrixia · Jan 25, 2015

Because Empire.

Why does sus taste like sos?

Nessuno · Jan 25, 2015

Because Mother Nature has decided so.
Where is the fish?

Sauceistan · Jan 25, 2015

Fish aren't real.
Why do tissues come in boxes?

Nessuno · Jan 25, 2015

Because tho pools were filled.
Why donkeys fly?

Lennart · Jan 25, 2015

They don't, they just climb very high mountains, then jump and glide using a wingsuit.

Why can't we be friends?

david_ · Jan 25, 2015

Because I hate taxes.

Why do chickens cross roads??

Nessuno · Jan 26, 2015

To go buy eggs.
A pound of lead wheigs more than a pound of feathers?

Amerion · Jan 26, 2015

Because they couldn't make friends with any other colours.

Why did Elvis shoot Kennedy?

Nessuno · Jan 26, 2015

Because the Martians told him.
Why Stalin was so friendly?

mcmasterdonia · Jan 26, 2015

Too many chickens.

Why so silly?

Ravenna · Jan 26, 2015

Because it's the Silly Day.

Why twerking was invented?

mcmasterdonia · Jan 26, 2015

because PEANUTS!

Why is Australia day awesome?

Amerion · Jan 26, 2015

Because it's the only day of the year that you can knight a person!

Why is it dark when I close my eyes?

Nessuno · Jan 26, 2015

Because the lamp has burned out, change it.
Why Titanic was shoot down?

Lennart · Jan 26, 2015

It was flying over Avalonian Airspace without permission.

Why did Jesus create cross joints?

Syrixia · Jan 26, 2015

What are cross joints?

Would Paula Deen cook Cook?

Nessuno · Jan 26, 2015

Who is Paula Deen?
The Eggs of the rosters are good?

Amerion · Jan 27, 2015

I only eat cow eggs.

Why are trees blue?

Yrkidding · Jan 27, 2015

Because of blueberries!

Why is a band music?

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