Ask a stupid question and get a dumb answer

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Amerion

TNPer

TNP Nation

Northern Amerion

• Jan 22, 2015

• #1

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

 

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Amerion

TNPer

TNP Nation

Northern Amerion

• Jan 22, 2015

• #2

Why would spam be encouraged?

 

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Sauceistan

TNPer

• Jan 22, 2015

• #3

11
Who made this thread?

 

A

Amerion

TNPer

TNP Nation

Northern Amerion

• Jan 22, 2015

• #4

God.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

 

Yrkidding

TNPer

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• Jan 23, 2015

• #5

No, Patrick.

South Africa is a continent, right?

 

Nessuno

Friends call me Nessie (Also spies)

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Pronouns

Snek

TNP Nation

Territorio di Nessuno

• Jan 23, 2015

• #6

No, is a planet.
Is that tomorrow start the apocalypse or next week?

 

A

Amerion

TNPer

TNP Nation

Northern Amerion

• Jan 23, 2015

• #7

I think it's next year, I'll have to check my date book.

Where do babies come from?

 

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david_

TNPer

• Jan 23, 2015

• #8

Santa.

What do you think about when you're not thinking?

 

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Sauceistan

TNPer

• Jan 23, 2015

• #9

This thread.
Is tomorrow the day after today?

 

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david_

TNPer

• Jan 23, 2015

• #10

No, Tomorrow is the day after pigs fly!

Who invented light?

 

Nessuno

Friends call me Nessie (Also spies)

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Snek

TNP Nation

Territorio di Nessuno

• Jan 24, 2015

• #11

Johnny Bravo.
What is the difference between night and day?

 

Yrkidding

TNPer

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• Jan 24, 2015

• #12

I'm pretty sure they don't actually exist, it's just the title of some old jazz song by a guy named Charlie Parker.

Who am I?

 

Nessuno

Friends call me Nessie (Also spies)

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Snek

TNP Nation

Territorio di Nessuno

• Jan 24, 2015

• #13

Bruce Wayne.
Why the sun is cold?

 

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Sauceistan

TNPer

• Jan 24, 2015

• #14

When the U.S. claimed the sun in 1969, they left a refrigerator there.
How many fingers are on my hand?

 

Nessuno

Friends call me Nessie (Also spies)

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Pronouns

Snek

TNP Nation

Territorio di Nessuno

• Jan 24, 2015

• #15

7.
Why the Earth is flat?

 

D

david_

TNPer

• Jan 24, 2015

• #16

Because all the fizz escaped!

Why is music musical?

 

A

Amerion

TNPer

TNP Nation

Northern Amerion

• Jan 25, 2015

• #17

Because reading was taken.

Why do we fight?

 

Nessuno

Friends call me Nessie (Also spies)

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Snek

TNP Nation

Territorio di Nessuno

• Jan 25, 2015

• #18

To arrive before next month.
Why summer in Siberia is so hot?

 

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Amerion

TNPer

TNP Nation

Northern Amerion

• Jan 25, 2015

• #19

Because Siberia is located right on the equater.

Why do soccor players play such bad basketball?

 

Nessuno

Friends call me Nessie (Also spies)

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Pronouns

Snek

TNP Nation

Territorio di Nessuno

• Jan 25, 2015

• #20

Because they think to play volleyball.
Why black is so light?

 

Great Bights Mum

Grande Dame

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• Jan 25, 2015

• #21

Because of psychedelic posters.

Why does a triangle add up to the other way around?

 

Syrixia

The one, the true, the great.

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Syrixia

• Jan 25, 2015

• #22

Because Empire.

Why does sus taste like sos?

 

Nessuno

Friends call me Nessie (Also spies)

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Pronouns

Snek

TNP Nation

Territorio di Nessuno

• Jan 25, 2015

• #23

Because Mother Nature has decided so.
Where is the fish?

 

S

Sauceistan

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2015

• #24

Fish aren't real.
Why do tissues come in boxes?

 

Nessuno

Friends call me Nessie (Also spies)

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Pronouns

Snek

TNP Nation

Territorio di Nessuno

• Jan 25, 2015

• #25

Because tho pools were filled.
Why donkeys fly?

 

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Lennart

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2015

• #26

They don't, they just climb very high mountains, then jump and glide using a wingsuit.

Why can't we be friends?

 

D

david_

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2015

• #27

Because I hate taxes.

Why do chickens cross roads??

 

Nessuno

Friends call me Nessie (Also spies)

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Pronouns

Snek

TNP Nation

Territorio di Nessuno

• Jan 26, 2015

• #28

To go buy eggs.
A pound of lead wheigs more than a pound of feathers?

 

A

Amerion

TNPer

TNP Nation

Northern Amerion

• Jan 26, 2015

• #29

Because they couldn't make friends with any other colours.

Why did Elvis shoot Kennedy?

 

Nessuno

Friends call me Nessie (Also spies)

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Pronouns

Snek

TNP Nation

Territorio di Nessuno

• Jan 26, 2015

• #30

Because the Martians told him.
Why Stalin was so friendly?

 

mcmasterdonia

Just like a queef in the wind, so is life

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McMasterdonia

• Jan 26, 2015

• #31

Too many chickens.

Why so silly?

 

R

Ravenna

TNPer

• Jan 26, 2015

• #32

Because it's the Silly Day.

Why twerking was invented?

 

mcmasterdonia

Just like a queef in the wind, so is life

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McMasterdonia

• Jan 26, 2015

• #33

because PEANUTS!

Why is Australia day awesome?

 

A

Amerion

TNPer

TNP Nation

Northern Amerion

• Jan 26, 2015

• #34

Because it's the only day of the year that you can knight a person!

Why is it dark when I close my eyes?

 

Nessuno

Friends call me Nessie (Also spies)

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Pronouns

Snek

TNP Nation

Territorio di Nessuno

• Jan 26, 2015

• #35

Because the lamp has burned out, change it.
Why Titanic was shoot down?

 

L

Lennart

TNPer

• Jan 26, 2015

• #36

It was flying over Avalonian Airspace without permission.

Why did Jesus create cross joints?

 

Syrixia

The one, the true, the great.

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TNP Nation

Syrixia

• Jan 26, 2015

• #37

What are cross joints?

Would Paula Deen cook Cook?

 

Nessuno

Friends call me Nessie (Also spies)

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Pronouns

Snek

TNP Nation

Territorio di Nessuno

• Jan 26, 2015

• #38

Who is Paula Deen?
The Eggs of the rosters are good?

 

A

Amerion

TNPer

TNP Nation

Northern Amerion

• Jan 27, 2015

• #39

I only eat cow eggs.

Why are trees blue?

 

Yrkidding

TNPer

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• Jan 27, 2015

• #40

Because of blueberries!

Why is a band music?