Because they are married. Why the devil makes the pots but no the lids?
Nessuno Friends call me Nessie (Also spies) - Pronouns Snek TNP Nation Territorio di Nessuno Discord Nessie Feb 5, 2015 #81 Because they are married. Why the devil makes the pots but no the lids?
Amerion TNPer TNP Nation Northern Amerion Discord Amerion #9702 Feb 5, 2015 #82 Because he likes to hear the screams. Why can't I eat oxygen?
Nessuno Friends call me Nessie (Also spies) - Pronouns Snek TNP Nation Territorio di Nessuno Discord Nessie Feb 5, 2015 #83 Because you're allergic, STOP IMMEDIATELY! Why who gets by itself makes for three?
Amerion TNPer TNP Nation Northern Amerion Discord Amerion #9702 Feb 6, 2015 #84 I don't think that is a coherent question... What did the Bartender say to the horse?
Nessuno Friends call me Nessie (Also spies) - Pronouns Snek TNP Nation Territorio di Nessuno Discord Nessie Feb 7, 2015 #85 The usual?. If history is written BY the winners why French history exist?
Amerion TNPer TNP Nation Northern Amerion Discord Amerion #9702 Feb 16, 2015 #86 Because history likes an underdog. Isn't the moon made of cheese?
Nessuno Friends call me Nessie (Also spies) - Pronouns Snek TNP Nation Territorio di Nessuno Discord Nessie Feb 16, 2015 #87 No, is made of silver. If i dig a tunnel towards the center of the earth, would go to China?
Darcania official floof - Pronouns he/they TNP Nation Darcania Discord @zephyrkul Feb 16, 2015 #88 No, you'd go to the center. How dark is dark chocolate?
Nessuno Friends call me Nessie (Also spies) - Pronouns Snek TNP Nation Territorio di Nessuno Discord Nessie Feb 16, 2015 #89 Darkest than the dark side of the force but less than the dark side of the moon. Where babies come from?
Darkest than the dark side of the force but less than the dark side of the moon. Where babies come from?
The Spokesman of Eumenor TNPer Feb 16, 2015 #90 I'm sorry, there's no auxiliary verb in that question, so I am not compelled to answer it. Why does spellcheck hate me?
I'm sorry, there's no auxiliary verb in that question, so I am not compelled to answer it. Why does spellcheck hate me?
Darcania official floof - Pronouns he/they TNP Nation Darcania Discord @zephyrkul Feb 16, 2015 #91 Obviously, because you're not 'Murican enough. How many ducks does it take to make a swan?
Darcania official floof - Pronouns he/they TNP Nation Darcania Discord @zephyrkul Feb 16, 2015 #93 Yes, except on Wednesdays. Which is better: Finland or white chocolate?
Nessuno Friends call me Nessie (Also spies) - Pronouns Snek TNP Nation Territorio di Nessuno Discord Nessie Feb 17, 2015 #94 Finnish white chocolate. How many genes does it take to srew in a lightbulb?
Darcania official floof - Pronouns he/they TNP Nation Darcania Discord @zephyrkul Feb 17, 2015 #95 Just enough. Why is water so wet?
S Sauceistan TNPer Feb 17, 2015 #96 Because every word that starts with the letter W is wet. Which is better: forum spam or ham spam?
Felis TNPer Feb 17, 2015 #97 neither, i chosoe unicorn meat Who is obama bin laden and why is he the sultan of australia?
Darcania official floof - Pronouns he/they TNP Nation Darcania Discord @zephyrkul Feb 17, 2015 #98 He is the Sultan of Australia. Those crazy Australians elected him. Why does Cronaal's signature have and unmatched [/center] tag in it?
He is the Sultan of Australia. Those crazy Australians elected him. Why does Cronaal's signature have and unmatched [/center] tag in it?
Darcania official floof - Pronouns he/they TNP Nation Darcania Discord @zephyrkul Feb 17, 2015 #100 plembobria: Because he's fun than you. Click to expand... What? Because you are made of tuna. Why does Jesus hate figs?
plembobria: Because he's fun than you. Click to expand... What? Because you are made of tuna. Why does Jesus hate figs?
The Spokesman of Eumenor TNPer Feb 18, 2015 #101 I'm sorry, that would imply his existence. Can an idea hate?
Darcania official floof - Pronouns he/they TNP Nation Darcania Discord @zephyrkul Feb 18, 2015 #102 According to my friendly neighborhood terrorist, no. Was the breakup of the Soviet Union an inside job?
According to my friendly neighborhood terrorist, no. Was the breakup of the Soviet Union an inside job?
Nessuno Friends call me Nessie (Also spies) - Pronouns Snek TNP Nation Territorio di Nessuno Discord Nessie Feb 18, 2015 #103 No, it was me. Sorry. Is it me or North Korea is the best Korea?
Darcania official floof - Pronouns he/they TNP Nation Darcania Discord @zephyrkul Feb 18, 2015 #105 Well, it's simple: You broke. How many woodchucks would it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Yrkidding TNPer - Feb 19, 2015 #106 None! One to change the light-bulb, and four to hold off the trumpets from trying to steal the spotlight! What's the principal conductor's role in a post-modern, pre-steampunk, orchestral era?
None! One to change the light-bulb, and four to hold off the trumpets from trying to steal the spotlight! What's the principal conductor's role in a post-modern, pre-steampunk, orchestral era?
Darcania official floof - Pronouns he/they TNP Nation Darcania Discord @zephyrkul Feb 21, 2015 #107 To look fabulous, of course! Why is relativity so special?
The Spokesman of Eumenor TNPer Feb 21, 2015 #108 Because general relativity was too vague. If two left handers have an argument, who is right? (Thanks to Philosoraptor for that one)
Because general relativity was too vague. If two left handers have an argument, who is right? (Thanks to Philosoraptor for that one)
Yrkidding TNPer - Feb 22, 2015 #109 The one who plays Right Field in Baseball. If neither play baseball, then the one who plays inside center in rugby. Why is Age a number?
The one who plays Right Field in Baseball. If neither play baseball, then the one who plays inside center in rugby. Why is Age a number?
Nessuno Friends call me Nessie (Also spies) - Pronouns Snek TNP Nation Territorio di Nessuno Discord Nessie Feb 23, 2015 #110 What is a number? Why i can't lick my elbow?
Darcania official floof - Pronouns he/they TNP Nation Darcania Discord @zephyrkul Feb 23, 2015 #111 Does any Nessie have elbows? Why is my pet possum so stiff?
david_ TNPer Feb 25, 2015 #112 Why do you measure your pet possum's stiffness? Why are Russia and the US such close friends?
Tomb TNPer Feb 27, 2015 #113 Because they obviously have shared goals about how the world should be running Why did I post here?
Nessuno Friends call me Nessie (Also spies) - Pronouns Snek TNP Nation Territorio di Nessuno Discord Nessie Feb 27, 2015 #114 Who are you? What is the air?
The Spokesman of Eumenor TNPer Feb 27, 2015 #115 Nitrogen -- N2 -- 78.084% Oxygen -- O2 -- 20.9476% Argon -- Ar -- 0.934% Carbon Dioxide -- CO2 -- 0.0314% Neon -- Ne -- 0.001818% Methane -- CH4 -- 0.0002% Helium -- He -- 0.000524% So yeah. That's the answer. An now my question:
Nitrogen -- N2 -- 78.084% Oxygen -- O2 -- 20.9476% Argon -- Ar -- 0.934% Carbon Dioxide -- CO2 -- 0.0314% Neon -- Ne -- 0.001818% Methane -- CH4 -- 0.0002% Helium -- He -- 0.000524% So yeah. That's the answer. An now my question:
The Spokesman of Eumenor TNPer Feb 27, 2015 #117 I don't talk to the Pope. We disagree in a few crucial areas. I think it's Friday. What is the point of Game of Thrones?
I don't talk to the Pope. We disagree in a few crucial areas. I think it's Friday. What is the point of Game of Thrones?
Nessuno Friends call me Nessie (Also spies) - Pronouns Snek TNP Nation Territorio di Nessuno Discord Nessie Feb 27, 2015 #119 Food, you can order it at McDonald. If Mary gave Birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God does Mary have a little lamb?
Food, you can order it at McDonald. If Mary gave Birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God does Mary have a little lamb?
The Spokesman of Eumenor TNPer Feb 27, 2015 #120 This. [video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC872j2-PDw[/video] Why are there only 52 states? Edit: Sorry, I didn't see Nessie's.
This. [video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC872j2-PDw[/video] Why are there only 52 states? Edit: Sorry, I didn't see Nessie's.