Ask a stupid question and get a dumb answer

Nessuno · Feb 5, 2015

Because they are married.
Why the devil makes the pots but no the lids?

Amerion · Feb 5, 2015

Because he likes to hear the screams.

Why can't I eat oxygen?

Nessuno · Feb 5, 2015

Because you're allergic, STOP IMMEDIATELY!
Why who gets by itself makes for three?

Amerion · Feb 6, 2015

I don't think that is a coherent question...

What did the Bartender say to the horse?

Nessuno · Feb 7, 2015

The usual?.
If history is written BY the winners why French history exist?

Amerion · Feb 16, 2015

Because history likes an underdog.

Isn't the moon made of cheese?

Nessuno · Feb 16, 2015

No, is made of silver.
If i dig a tunnel towards the center of the earth, would go to China?

Darcania · Feb 16, 2015

No, you'd go to the center.

How dark is dark chocolate?

Nessuno · Feb 16, 2015

Darkest than the dark side of the force but less than the dark side of the moon.
Where babies come from?

The Spokesman of Eumenor · Feb 16, 2015

I'm sorry, there's no auxiliary verb in that question, so I am not compelled to answer it.
Why does spellcheck hate me?

Darcania · Feb 16, 2015

Obviously, because you're not 'Murican enough.
How many ducks does it take to make a swan?

New Haven · Feb 16, 2015

1, a very ugly one.

Does an octopus have 8 tentacles?

Darcania · Feb 16, 2015

Yes, except on Wednesdays.

Which is better: Finland or white chocolate?

Nessuno · Feb 17, 2015

Finnish white chocolate.
How many genes does it take to srew in a lightbulb?

Darcania · Feb 17, 2015

Just enough.

Why is water so wet?

Sauceistan · Feb 17, 2015

Because every word that starts with the letter W is wet.
Which is better: forum spam or ham spam?

Felis · Feb 17, 2015

neither, i chosoe unicorn meat

Who is obama bin laden and why is he the sultan of australia?

Darcania · Feb 17, 2015

He is the Sultan of Australia. Those crazy Australians elected him.

Why does Cronaal's signature have and unmatched [/center] tag in it?

plembobria · Feb 17, 2015

Because he's fun than you.

Why do I smell like sardines?

Darcania · Feb 17, 2015

plembobria:
Because he's fun than you.

What?

Because you are made of tuna.

Why does Jesus hate figs?

The Spokesman of Eumenor · Feb 18, 2015

I'm sorry, that would imply his existence.
Can an idea hate?

Darcania · Feb 18, 2015

According to my friendly neighborhood terrorist, no.

Was the breakup of the Soviet Union an inside job?

Nessuno · Feb 18, 2015

No, it was me. Sorry.
Is it me or North Korea is the best Korea?

The Spokesman of Eumenor · Feb 18, 2015

It's you.
Why does everything look yellow?

Darcania · Feb 18, 2015

Well, it's simple: You broke.

How many woodchucks would it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yrkidding · Feb 19, 2015

None! One to change the light-bulb, and four to hold off the trumpets from trying to steal the spotlight!

What's the principal conductor's role in a post-modern, pre-steampunk, orchestral era?

Darcania · Feb 21, 2015

To look fabulous, of course!

Why is relativity so special?

The Spokesman of Eumenor · Feb 21, 2015

Because general relativity was too vague.
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
(Thanks to Philosoraptor for that one)

Yrkidding · Feb 22, 2015

The one who plays Right Field in Baseball. If neither play baseball, then the one who plays inside center in rugby.

Why is Age a number?

Nessuno · Feb 23, 2015

What is a number?
Why i can't lick my elbow?

Darcania · Feb 23, 2015

Does any Nessie have elbows?

Why is my pet possum so stiff?

david_ · Feb 25, 2015

Why do you measure your pet possum's stiffness?

Why are Russia and the US such close friends?

Tomb · Feb 27, 2015

Because they obviously have shared goals about how the world should be running

Why did I post here?

Nessuno · Feb 27, 2015

Who are you?
What is the air?

The Spokesman of Eumenor · Feb 27, 2015

Nitrogen -- N2 -- 78.084%

Oxygen -- O2 -- 20.9476%

Argon -- Ar -- 0.934%

Carbon Dioxide -- CO2 -- 0.0314%

Neon -- Ne -- 0.001818%

Methane -- CH4 -- 0.0002%

Helium -- He -- 0.000524%

So yeah. That's the answer.

An now my question:

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Tomb · Feb 27, 2015

I don't know, why don't you ask the Pope?

What is today?

The Spokesman of Eumenor · Feb 27, 2015

I don't talk to the Pope. We disagree in a few crucial areas.
I think it's Friday.
What is the point of Game of Thrones?

Tomb · Feb 27, 2015

To make money off its viewers, of course

What's music?

Nessuno · Feb 27, 2015

Food, you can order it at McDonald.
If Mary gave Birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God does Mary have a little lamb?

The Spokesman of Eumenor · Feb 27, 2015

This.
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC872j2-PDw[/video]

Why are there only 52 states?

Edit: Sorry, I didn't see Nessie's.

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