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Buddyboy100

TNPer

• Mar 24, 2015

• #161

He passed out from heat exhaustion and woke up on the street corner... 10 feet away from the alley.

What is the best pizza topping?

 

Yrkidding

TNPer

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• Mar 24, 2015

• #162

Scotch.

Is the sun going to rise tomorrow evening?

 

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Buddyboy100

TNPer

• Mar 24, 2015

• #163

It will for about 5 seconds before it disappears forever.

How many wheels does a boat have?

 

Nebula

TNPer

• Mar 24, 2015

• #164

Exactly 455,523,916.

What is the sound yellow makes?

 

Benolia

TNPer

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• Mar 24, 2015

• #165

The world may never know.
-Mr. Owl

How can you live with yourself?

 

Nebula

TNPer

• Mar 24, 2015

• #166

By not dying.

What is the meaning of life?

 

Benolia

TNPer

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• Mar 24, 2015

• #167

Nebula:

By not dying.

What is the meaning of life?

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If you fall in a forest and no one is around to hear it, do you make a sound?

 

Nebula

TNPer

• Mar 24, 2015

• #168

That depends on whether or not my bladder is full.

Which is more important to long-term survival, cat memes or selfies?

 

Benolia

TNPer

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• Mar 24, 2015

• #169

Cat Selfie Memes.

Can you feel my leg?

 

Great Bights Mum

Grande Dame

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• Mar 24, 2015

• #170

No, no thanks.

Why is the ice gone?

 

Wolfsea

TNPer

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Dakana

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Seph Wolfe

• Mar 24, 2015

• #171

because taking the Rum was too cliché

Can I run John Anderson through with a Trident?

 

Nebula

TNPer

• Mar 24, 2015

• #172

Only if you are ready for the consequences.
How much homework did you receive?

 

david_

TNPer

• Mar 25, 2015

• #173

My dog ate it.

How do you make an aircraft carrier fly?

 

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Buddyboy100

TNPer

• Mar 25, 2015

• #174

By hiring Tony Stark or The Master.

What is the name of your cars' front right hubcap?

 

Yrkidding

TNPer

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• Mar 25, 2015

• #175

F. Wright

Who are The Who? Are they the Guess Who too? Is that who?

 

Nessuno

Friends call me Nessie (Also spies)

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Snek

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Nessie

• Mar 25, 2015

• #176

WHO are you?
Wouldn't be ironic to die in the living room?

 

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Buddyboy100

TNPer

• Mar 25, 2015

• #177

Just as ironic as rain on your wedding day.

If you drove a car off the side of a cliff, how many times would you blink before you hit the ground?

 

Wolfsea

TNPer

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Dakana

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Seph Wolfe

• Mar 25, 2015

• #178

Half

What is the purpose of Julia Roberts?

 

Nessuno

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Nessie

• Mar 25, 2015

• #179

Smile.
If guns don't kill people, people kill people does that mean that toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?

 

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Buddyboy100

TNPer

• Mar 25, 2015

• #180

It means humans are to blame for all of the universe's problems.

What is the tastiest drink?

 

Yrkidding

TNPer

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• Mar 25, 2015

• #181

Non-alcoholic Vodka.

Hula hoop? Hula hoop!?

 

Wolfsea

TNPer

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Dakana

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Seph Wolfe

• Mar 26, 2015

• #182

Black Milk from the Melon Patch

Do you want a Banana? Peel it down and go mmm mm mmm mmm?

 

plembobria

TNPer

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• Mar 26, 2015

• #183

Bananas are for Ed Miliband.

Why don't the people in Antarctica fall of into space?

 

david_

TNPer

• Mar 26, 2015

• #184

Because The US invaded Antarctica in 1965 and saved it from space-gravity.

Why is trigonometry fun?

 

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Buddyboy100

TNPer

• Mar 26, 2015

• #185

Because people understand it more than pizza.

Why hasn't a man landed on the sun yet?

 

Wolfsea

TNPer

TNP Nation

Dakana

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Seph Wolfe

• Mar 26, 2015

• #186

It's not the hotspot it once was.

Why won't the voices stop?

 

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Buddyboy100

TNPer

• Mar 26, 2015

• #187

They will never stop... never give in... or they will get you...

Why are there such things as horror movies?

 

Yrkidding

TNPer

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• Mar 26, 2015

• #188

They haven't designed a pair of aviator sunglasses that will withstand zero gravity.

How many centimeters is a nautical mile when it's divided by 2?

 

Nessuno

Friends call me Nessie (Also spies)

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Nessie

• Mar 26, 2015

• #189

010011010011010110011001.
When two left-handers have an argument who is right?

 

Yrkidding

TNPer

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• Mar 26, 2015

• #190

Well, two left-hands simply don't make a right! The first right-handed person to approach is right by default.

Meow?

 

plembobria

TNPer

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• Mar 26, 2015

• #191

Alunya is not online.

Why do tigers have stripes.

 

Alunya

TNPer

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Alunya

• Mar 27, 2015

• #192

So they will not be spotted.

If the container says, "Shake well before serving," how long must one wait?

>^,,^<
Alunya

 

plembobria

TNPer

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• Mar 27, 2015

• #193

Till you soil yourself.

What really happens in Vegas?

 

Nessuno

Friends call me Nessie (Also spies)

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Nessie

• Mar 27, 2015

• #194

I can't tell you.
If time is money, are ATM's time machine?

 

plembobria

TNPer

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• Mar 27, 2015

• #195

No.

What holds up the sky?

 

Wolfsea

TNPer

TNP Nation

Dakana

Discord

Seph Wolfe

• Mar 27, 2015

• #196

Air

How many Beets could a Khajit Eat if a Khajit could eat Beets?

 

Nebula

TNPer

• Mar 27, 2015

• #197

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Why is Alunya's profile picture so adorable?

 

Yrkidding

TNPer

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• Mar 27, 2015

• #198

Because Alunya's adorable

Is the river Thames pronouned "Tames", "T-Hams", or "Theymees"?

 

plembobria

TNPer

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• Mar 27, 2015

• #199

Thoms.

Why color is green frosting?

 

Benolia

TNPer

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• Mar 27, 2015

• #200

It is both colors.

Why can't I feel you?