Ask a stupid question and get a dumb answer

That depends on whether or not my bladder is full.

Which is more important to long-term survival, cat memes or selfies?
 
Just as ironic as rain on your wedding day.

If you drove a car off the side of a cliff, how many times would you blink before you hit the ground?
 
They haven't designed a pair of aviator sunglasses that will withstand zero gravity.

How many centimeters is a nautical mile when it's divided by 2?
 
Well, two left-hands simply don't make a right! The first right-handed person to approach is right by default.

Meow?
 
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