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Esplandia · Nov 29, 2016

A global conspiracy to weed out the weak.

What is up with airline food?

Wolfsea · Dec 1, 2016

going in the same direction as the rest of the plane.

Why won't you look at me during?

Syrixia · Dec 1, 2016

Wolfsea:
Why won't you look at me during?

During what? Come on, say it. It's not like this is an internet forum full of decent people.

How do you post something?

Sankami · Dec 1, 2016

Bonk your head against the keyboard until it works.

How do you make friends?

artiza · Dec 2, 2016

Paying for it.

Why are unicorns so expensive?

Mirandea · Dec 2, 2016

They provide the extremely entertaining experience of eating all your food and doing nothing at all.

When should I use an exclamation mark when writing a story?

Sankami · Dec 3, 2016

Because! Why! Not!

Will the sun rise tomorrow?

artiza · Dec 7, 2016

Probably not.

Why are the wheels round?

Unimaginable Doom · Dec 8, 2016

Because it is plastic.

Who is the greatest person in the world?

Kaschovia · Dec 8, 2016

Several piles of toast.

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a vampire?

Kanada · Dec 14, 2016

Napoleon Bonaparte.

Why do we need cheese?

Frozentophat · Dec 14, 2016

The moon is made of cheese, and we need the moon to feed pigs.

What is the 10.5th element?

Ornge · Dec 14, 2016

Dead residents

what is 5/99?

Frozentophat · Dec 14, 2016

Less than 4/99.

What is my cap doing in the ceiling fan?

Ornge · Dec 14, 2016

trying to become captain america (get it? cuz cap?)

what is the most underrated position in this government?

Frozentophat · Dec 14, 2016

Human.

What is the airborne velocity of a laden swallow?

Kanada · Dec 15, 2016

A McDonalds Big Mac has 563 calories in it.

Where's my german guitar?

Frozentophat · Dec 15, 2016

Still in Germany. The German province in Vega, anyway.

If there are twice as many nipples as there are people, how many taste buds do a llama have?

Wolfsea · Dec 15, 2016

2 billion but they only taste Umani.

is a duck really worth seven Llamas?

Frozentophat · Dec 15, 2016

No, the duck market crashed - llamas are worth 3 penguins.

What kind of jet flies under the moon?

Kanada · Dec 18, 2016

The one that killed John F. Kennedy.

Why in the world is the world the in why?

Frozentophat · Dec 19, 2016

The why world when in what when why how.

What temperature does the King of America like his left index finger at 3:26 in the morning?

Kaschovia · Dec 22, 2016

7.22 pm.

How many fingers does a Martian have?

Syrixia · Dec 22, 2016

45891858931938995918385913895931985913.

Who am I?

Tomb · Dec 22, 2016

Uh...Syrixia?

Where am I?

Syrixia · Dec 22, 2016

Uh...TNP?

What is life?

BluieGamer · Dec 22, 2016

It's definitely not spamming, Syrixia.

Why am I doing this?

Sankami · Dec 23, 2016

You're alive.

Why am I alive?

Tomb · Dec 23, 2016

Ah, because your mom gave birth to you, right?

Why do we spam?

Zelgathon · Dec 23, 2016

We spam so that Monty Python can make spam sketches due to the plurality of Spam.

Why is it important to recycle?

Tomb · Dec 23, 2016

Because you have to cycle again sometimes

Why do people fight?

Kaschovia · Dec 23, 2016

Because they can never agree on who spams the best.

How does one win a spamwar against me?

Tomb · Dec 23, 2016

Wait, you mean they still haven't won

Why do people like chocolate?

Kaschovia · Dec 23, 2016

Largely because of the banana juice.

How can we surpass the speed of light?

Frozentophat · Dec 24, 2016

Chugging alcohol until we throw it up at hyperspeed.

What patch of potatoes bears the best watermelon.

Kaschovia · Dec 24, 2016

Ones taken from the forest.

What is the most efficient way to reach 10k posts without spamming?

Syrixia · Dec 30, 2016

The most efficient way is dank memes.

How do I become number oooone

Kaschovia · Dec 30, 2016

spend the next year spamming like crazy until you surpass IG

Syrixia · Dec 30, 2016

you ended the game jerk

klock

Tego99 · Dec 30, 2016

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