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Esplandia

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Esplandia

• Nov 29, 2016

• #321

A global conspiracy to weed out the weak.

What is up with airline food?

 

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Wolfsea

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Dakana

• Dec 1, 2016

• #322

going in the same direction as the rest of the plane.

Why won't you look at me during?

 

Syrixia

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Syrixia

• Dec 1, 2016

• #323

Wolfsea:

Why won't you look at me during?

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During what? Come on, say it. It's not like this is an internet forum full of decent people.

How do you post something?

 

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Sankami

TNPer

• Dec 1, 2016

• #324

Bonk your head against the keyboard until it works.

How do you make friends?

 

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artiza

old but not obsolete

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Sunto

• Dec 2, 2016

• #325

Paying for it.

Why are unicorns so expensive?

 

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Mirandea

Guest

• Dec 2, 2016

• #326

They provide the extremely entertaining experience of eating all your food and doing nothing at all.

When should I use an exclamation mark when writing a story?

 

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Sankami

TNPer

• Dec 3, 2016

• #327

Because! Why! Not!

Will the sun rise tomorrow?

 

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artiza

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Sunto

• Dec 7, 2016

• #328

Probably not.

Why are the wheels round?

 

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Unimaginable Doom

Guest

• Dec 8, 2016

• #329

Because it is plastic.

Who is the greatest person in the world?

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Dec 8, 2016

• #330

Several piles of toast.

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a vampire?

 

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Kanada

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Kanada

• Dec 14, 2016

• #331

Napoleon Bonaparte.

Why do we need cheese?

 

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Frozentophat

TNPer

• Dec 14, 2016

• #332

The moon is made of cheese, and we need the moon to feed pigs.

What is the 10.5th element?

 

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Religioncord

• Dec 14, 2016

• #333

Dead residents

what is 5/99?

 

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Frozentophat

TNPer

• Dec 14, 2016

• #334

Less than 4/99.

What is my cap doing in the ceiling fan?

 

Ornge

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Religioncord

• Dec 14, 2016

• #335

trying to become captain america (get it? cuz cap?)

what is the most underrated position in this government?

 

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Frozentophat

TNPer

• Dec 14, 2016

• #336

Human.

What is the airborne velocity of a laden swallow?

 

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Kanada

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Kanada

• Dec 15, 2016

• #337

A McDonalds Big Mac has 563 calories in it.

Where's my german guitar?

 

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Frozentophat

TNPer

• Dec 15, 2016

• #338

Still in Germany. The German province in Vega, anyway.

If there are twice as many nipples as there are people, how many taste buds do a llama have?

 

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Wolfsea

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Dakana

• Dec 15, 2016

• #339

2 billion but they only taste Umani.

is a duck really worth seven Llamas?

 

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Frozentophat

TNPer

• Dec 15, 2016

• #340

No, the duck market crashed - llamas are worth 3 penguins.

What kind of jet flies under the moon?

 

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Kanada

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Kanada

• Dec 18, 2016

• #341

The one that killed John F. Kennedy.

Why in the world is the world the in why?

 

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Frozentophat

TNPer

• Dec 19, 2016

• #342

The why world when in what when why how.

What temperature does the King of America like his left index finger at 3:26 in the morning?

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Dec 22, 2016

• #343

7.22 pm.

How many fingers does a Martian have?

 

Syrixia

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Syrixia

• Dec 22, 2016

• #344

45891858931938995918385913895931985913.

Who am I?

 

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Tomb

TNPer

• Dec 22, 2016

• #345

Uh...Syrixia?

Where am I?

 

Syrixia

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Syrixia

• Dec 22, 2016

• #346

Uh...TNP?

What is life?

 

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BluieGamer

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Konar

• Dec 22, 2016

• #347

It's definitely not spamming, Syrixia.

Why am I doing this?

 

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Sankami

TNPer

• Dec 23, 2016

• #348

You're alive.


Why am I alive?

 

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Tomb

TNPer

• Dec 23, 2016

• #349

Ah, because your mom gave birth to you, right?

Why do we spam?

 

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Zelgathon

TNPer

• Dec 23, 2016

• #350

We spam so that Monty Python can make spam sketches due to the plurality of Spam.

Why is it important to recycle?

 

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Tomb

TNPer

• Dec 23, 2016

• #351

Because you have to cycle again sometimes

Why do people fight?

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Dec 23, 2016

• #352

Because they can never agree on who spams the best.

How does one win a spamwar against me?

 

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Tomb

TNPer

• Dec 23, 2016

• #353

Wait, you mean they still haven't won

Why do people like chocolate?

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Dec 23, 2016

• #354

Largely because of the banana juice.

How can we surpass the speed of light?

 

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Frozentophat

TNPer

• Dec 24, 2016

• #355

Chugging alcohol until we throw it up at hyperspeed.

What patch of potatoes bears the best watermelon.

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Dec 24, 2016

• #356

Ones taken from the forest.

What is the most efficient way to reach 10k posts without spamming?

 

Syrixia

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Syrixia

• Dec 30, 2016

• #357

The most efficient way is dank memes.

How do I become number oooone

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Dec 30, 2016

• #358

spend the next year spamming like crazy until you surpass IG

 

Syrixia

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Syrixia

• Dec 30, 2016

• #359

you ended the game jerk

klock

 

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Tego99

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• Dec 30, 2016

• #360

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