TNP Vending Machine!

100 Donuts · Feb 7, 2006

You get used gum!

I insert Anti-freeze

IndieGirl · Feb 8, 2006

You get one smooth-runnin' vending machine.

I insert a cat.

Puckton · Feb 8, 2006

You get Garfield

I insert the Aflac duck and one of the Budweiser Clydesdales

IndieGirl · Feb 8, 2006

You get some glue and a bill.

I insert three tictacs and a dungbomb.

Sajlamot · Feb 8, 2006

You get very very strongly scented mints.

I insert

Great Bights Mum · Feb 8, 2006

You get

I insert a digital camera.

IndieGirl · Feb 9, 2006

You get pictures of DD and Kumi during their "break".

I insert one of VB's old socks.

Puckton · Feb 9, 2006

you get some very odd looking feet

I insert

Guest (Guest) · Feb 9, 2006

You get

I insert one used brilliant-cut diamond engagement ring in a tiffany setting.

Great Bights Mum · Feb 9, 2006

Oops! ^ me at the office, forgetting to log in!

Virtual Boy · Feb 9, 2006

You're getting married? Congratulations?

I insert lots of tears and stuff, cos I'm miserable.

IndieGirl · Feb 9, 2006

You get a nearly free broom cupboard under the stairs and a tea cozy and a hug.

I insert my anger at our recent pointless company meeting.

Great Bights Mum · Feb 9, 2006

Virtual Boy:
You're getting married? Congratulations?

Um, that was a USED ring!

IG: You get a machine screaming and ranting right back at ya.... in Russian.

I insert a pack of cigarettes.

Fedele · Feb 10, 2006

You get a picture of Flemingovia in a diaper.

I insert a recently opened can of worms

Rysonia · Feb 10, 2006

You get a mud pie.

I insert a

Fedele · Feb 10, 2006

You get a stylish pair of cement boots.

I insert a quart of dog urine

Puckton · Feb 10, 2006

you get a bloodhound with a bladder infection

I insert a bus ticket and some s'mores.

Sajlamot · Feb 10, 2006

You get a bus trip to a camp in the middle of no where and all you get to eat is S'mores.

I insert ^ and ^^ and ^^^

Susurrare · Feb 10, 2006

You get a complete copy of the city of Bohn, in miniature.

I insert Bob Crowe, RMT General Secretary, mainly because it would be immensely hilarious squeezing his enormous ass into a teeny change slot.

Nova Sardonikker · Feb 11, 2006

The vending machine goes on strike for no apprarent reason, and starts ranting in a scottish accent.

I insert my housemate's hangover.

Hookogi · Feb 11, 2006

You get Ramen Noodles

I insert my first born child.

Cthul Murgos · Feb 11, 2006

You get a phial of hemlock.

I insert a nipple ring.

IndieGirl · Feb 11, 2006

You get an infection.

I insert a fork, an empty paper bowl, and a half-full glass of guarana.

Fedele · Feb 16, 2006

You get a bad case of the flu and an unsightly rash that actually looks like Abraham Lincoln so you go on Oprah and end up getting an endorsement deal and become a millionaire only to lose it all on gambling and whores.

I insert a witty comment

Nova Sardonikker · Feb 17, 2006

You get a wry chuckle.

I insert a knife, a fork, a bottle and a cork.

Puckton · Feb 17, 2006

You get some cheap wine and an even worse dinner plate

I insert 27 cents, a beat up couch, and chewed gum

Nem · Feb 17, 2006

And you get strep throat

I throw in quarter, my PDA, and an old key

Fedele · Feb 17, 2006

You get a date with Warren Sapp

I insert this emoticon:

IndieGirl · Feb 17, 2006

You get a half-frozen, half-overcooked breakfast burrito.

I insert my dignity.

Puckton · Feb 23, 2006

You get violated by a chimp named Giselle

I insert 47 gumballs, tic tacs, and a sledgehammer

Nova Sardonikker · Mar 8, 2006

Your face explodes.

I insert the powers of

EARTH!

WIND!

FIRE!

and

DANCE!

IndieGirl · Mar 8, 2006

You get old, weird 70s music. Freak.

I insert an authentic Jeff Buckley guitar pick and the shattered remains of my former life. And some pea soup.

Americanicus I · Mar 8, 2006

Never had pea soup; is it any good?

Democratic Donkeys · Mar 8, 2006

It is.

I insert a cocker spaniel and some cold gumbo.

Namyeknom · Apr 3, 2006

The most delicious sandwich ever made. Or at least it was. 20 odd days back when you put your dog-gumbo combo in. Now its less than delicious. Considerably so.

I put my desire for spam in.

Digitalis · Apr 4, 2006

You get: A small bottle marked "drink me", the hind-leg of a large white rabbit and a collection of assorted marbles.

I place the nib of a fountain pen into the machine.

Namyeknom · Apr 4, 2006

You get covered in ink.

I put Harry the Octopus in.

Digitalis · Apr 4, 2006

Whilst Harry was none to pleased with the transmogrification, he is expelled into your crotch area as a swarm of angry Death Bees!

I place a small African tribesman into the machine.

Blackshear · Apr 4, 2006

In return you get the newest, shortest internet billionaire.

I place all the members, past and present, of Iron Maiden into the machine.

Namyeknom · Apr 4, 2006

You get a piece of "purest green"!

I insert a first class stamp, and a set of headphones.

edit - To make sense.

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