TNP Vending Machine!

Fedele · Jan 5, 2006

You get to spend the night with Warren Sapp

I insert two pervertables, three unmentionbles and one unthinkable.

IndieGirl · Jan 30, 2006

You get an 8x10 autographed glossy of yourself.

I insert a used, burned mp3 cd of old 80s new wave music.

Virtual Boy · Jan 30, 2006

Woo you get some Marigolds.

I insert an SUV painted bright mauve with Mickey Mouse ears across the roof

IndieGirl · Jan 30, 2006

You get keyed.

I insert a dimebag of questionable quality.

Virtual Boy · Jan 30, 2006

You get a monkey wearing dress uniform

I insert a brand spanking new DVD of When Insects Attack!

IndieGirl · Jan 30, 2006

You get worms.

I insert my sense of self.

Virtual Boy · Jan 30, 2006

You get friendly fire.

I insert a jack 'o' lantern thingyamiggywiggy

IndieGirl · Jan 30, 2006

You get RoboClaus. Santa's new beta tester version.

I insert a faulty relationship.

Virtual Boy · Jan 30, 2006

You get a healthy relationship

I insert a faulty wristwatch

Sajlamot · Jan 30, 2006

You get two batteries and IG's brain.

I insert two infinities and a beyond.

IndieGirl · Jan 31, 2006

You get a spacey Tim Allen doll.

I insert my hopes and dreams.

Virtual Boy · Jan 31, 2006

You get a $5.95 off coupon.

I insert Kragnor, my arch-enemy from the depths of time.

IndieGirl · Jan 31, 2006

You get eternal damnation....and a twizzler.

I insert the sheep from VB's avatar.

Virtual Boy · Jan 31, 2006

You get junk mail but it includes a free whistle.

I insert many typewriters and many monkeys.

IndieGirl · Jan 31, 2006

You get venereal disease.

I insert a spoon. And The Tick.

Puckton · Jan 31, 2006

You receive a dish and a mangy bloodhound named Brutus

I put in a pair of pants and 27 cents

IndieGirl · Jan 31, 2006

You get 5 minutes.

I insert Brutus.

Puckton · Jan 31, 2006

The machine spits him out.....it doesn't want him

I insert a pair of nail clippers and a picture of DD

IndieGirl · Jan 31, 2006

You get toenail fungus and a spanking.

I insert some WD-40.

Puckton · Jan 31, 2006

You get smacked by the rust fairy

I insert my Customer Service textbook and some cheese

IndieGirl · Jan 31, 2006

You get a pamphlet advertising a 12-step program for your cheddar addiction.

I insert 75 cents.

Puckton · Jan 31, 2006

You get $2 back

I insert an old shoe and chocolate mousse

IndieGirl · Jan 31, 2006

You get a desert spoon and some Dr. Scholl's inserts.

I insert two hampsters and a karaoke mic.

Fedele · Jan 31, 2006

You get me in all my glory

i INSERT cAPS lOCK

IndieGirl · Jan 31, 2006

I leave with Fedele, cuz I think I won.

I insert a tip.

Puckton · Jan 31, 2006

You get a hot waiter named Francois

I insert a donkey and 2 packs of gum

IndieGirl · Jan 31, 2006

You get the key to arson.

I insert a new chair.

Virtual Boy · Jan 31, 2006

You get an old hammock

I insert the word insert

IndieGirl · Jan 31, 2006

You get a flux capacitor and the prize of the day: a decoder ring.

I insert my Delorian.

Sajlamot · Jan 31, 2006

You get: Your Delorian back and a flashy red message on the vending machine screen that says "BMW's only"

I insert a BMW.

IndieGirl · Jan 31, 2006

You get the pride of accomplishment.

I insert a :3.

Sajlamot · Jan 31, 2006

You get a

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I insert a

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Virtual Boy · Jan 31, 2006

You get a :3

I insert a fifty-foot woman

IndieGirl · Feb 1, 2006

You get one jammed vending machine.

I insert some used motor oil.

Puckton · Feb 1, 2006

You get some antifreeze.

I insert ^

Virtual Boy · Feb 1, 2006

You get Poe

I insert Edgar Allan, the other Poe. E.A. Poe - it's in the game.

Puckton · Feb 1, 2006

You get a sampling of very angry birds.

I insert Liz Phair's self titled CD and my POS Gateway

Sajlamot · Feb 1, 2006

You get a burning match.

I insert ^

Kumiko · Feb 2, 2006

You get nothing, what a ripoff!

I'll put in a bottle of kaluah.

Puckton · Feb 2, 2006

You get some Jose Cuervo

I insert some broken glass

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