TNP Vending Machine!

Fedele

TNPer

• Jan 5, 2006

• #81

You get to spend the night with Warren Sapp

I insert two pervertables, three unmentionbles and one unthinkable.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 30, 2006

• #82

You get an 8x10 autographed glossy of yourself.


I insert a used, burned mp3 cd of old 80s new wave music.

 

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Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 30, 2006

• #83

Woo you get some Marigolds.

I insert an SUV painted bright mauve with Mickey Mouse ears across the roof

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 30, 2006

• #84

You get keyed.


I insert a dimebag of questionable quality.

 

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Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 30, 2006

• #85

You get a monkey wearing dress uniform

I insert a brand spanking new DVD of When Insects Attack!

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 30, 2006

• #86

You get worms.



I insert my sense of self.

 

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Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 30, 2006

• #87

You get friendly fire.

I insert a jack 'o' lantern thingyamiggywiggy

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 30, 2006

• #88

You get RoboClaus. Santa's new beta tester version.


I insert a faulty relationship.

 

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Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 30, 2006

• #89

You get a healthy relationship

I insert a faulty wristwatch

 

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Sajlamot

TNPer

• Jan 30, 2006

• #90

You get two batteries and IG's brain.

I insert two infinities and a beyond.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 31, 2006

• #91

You get a spacey Tim Allen doll.


I insert my hopes and dreams.

 

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Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 31, 2006

• #92

You get a $5.95 off coupon.

I insert Kragnor, my arch-enemy from the depths of time.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 31, 2006

• #93

You get eternal damnation....and a twizzler.



I insert the sheep from VB's avatar.

 

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Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 31, 2006

• #94

You get junk mail but it includes a free whistle.

I insert many typewriters and many monkeys.

 

I

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 31, 2006

• #95

You get venereal disease.


I insert a spoon. And The Tick.

 

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Puckton

TNPer

• Jan 31, 2006

• #96

You receive a dish and a mangy bloodhound named Brutus

I put in a pair of pants and 27 cents

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 31, 2006

• #97

You get 5 minutes.


I insert Brutus.

 

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Puckton

TNPer

• Jan 31, 2006

• #98

The machine spits him out.....it doesn't want him

I insert a pair of nail clippers and a picture of DD

 

I

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 31, 2006

• #99

You get toenail fungus and a spanking.



I insert some WD-40.

 

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Puckton

TNPer

• Jan 31, 2006

• #100

You get smacked by the rust fairy

I insert my Customer Service textbook and some cheese

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 31, 2006

• #101

You get a pamphlet advertising a 12-step program for your cheddar addiction.


I insert 75 cents.

 

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Puckton

TNPer

• Jan 31, 2006

• #102

You get $2 back

I insert an old shoe and chocolate mousse

 

I

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 31, 2006

• #103

You get a desert spoon and some Dr. Scholl's inserts.


I insert two hampsters and a karaoke mic.

 

Fedele

TNPer

• Jan 31, 2006

• #104

You get me in all my glory

i INSERT cAPS lOCK

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 31, 2006

• #105

I leave with Fedele, cuz I think I won.

I insert a tip.

 

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Puckton

TNPer

• Jan 31, 2006

• #106

You get a hot waiter named Francois

I insert a donkey and 2 packs of gum

 

I

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 31, 2006

• #107

You get the key to arson.


I insert a new chair.

 

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Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 31, 2006

• #108

You get an old hammock

I insert the word insert

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 31, 2006

• #109

You get a flux capacitor and the prize of the day: a decoder ring.


I insert my Delorian.

 

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Sajlamot

TNPer

• Jan 31, 2006

• #110

You get: Your Delorian back and a flashy red message on the vending machine screen that says "BMW's only"

I insert a BMW.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 31, 2006

• #111

You get the pride of accomplishment.



I insert a :3.

 

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Sajlamot

TNPer

• Jan 31, 2006

• #112

You get a .

I insert a .

 

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Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 31, 2006

• #113

You get a :3

I insert a fifty-foot woman

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Feb 1, 2006

• #114

You get one jammed vending machine.



I insert some used motor oil.

 

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Puckton

TNPer

• Feb 1, 2006

• #115

You get some antifreeze.

I insert ^

 

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Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Feb 1, 2006

• #116

You get Poe

I insert Edgar Allan, the other Poe. E.A. Poe - it's in the game.

 

P

Puckton

TNPer

• Feb 1, 2006

• #117

You get a sampling of very angry birds.

I insert Liz Phair's self titled CD and my POS Gateway

 

S

Sajlamot

TNPer

• Feb 1, 2006

• #118

You get a burning match.

I insert ^

 

K

Kumiko

TNPer

• Feb 2, 2006

• #119

You get nothing, what a ripoff!

I'll put in a bottle of kaluah.

 

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Puckton

TNPer

• Feb 2, 2006

• #120

You get some Jose Cuervo

I insert some broken glass