TNP Vending Machine!

You get deported to Mexico and spend the rest of your days carrying a healthy tan in Cozumel... Poor bastard...

I insert a bottle of wine and some candles.
 
You get a Leggo "Knights of the Round Table" skit on LaserDisc

I insert George W. Bush and John Kerry AND Al Gore.
 
You get an even angrier mother...

(There is a lesson there for all of you. Inserting ones parents into a vending machine rarely improves the situation.)

I insert a flaming ball of fury.
 
:tb2:

I'd settle for you, angry or not, any day. :D

However, this time, you're going back in the machine, as you didn't put anything in yourself.
 
You get the patent rights to the idea of My Chemical Romance/The Used making a remix of the Queen-Bowie classic "Under Pressure". OPA hunts you down and kills you. Jack Bauer style.



I insert OPA doing ANYTHING Jack Bauer style.
 
For some reason it's not identified as a valid url, at least, not for a link. This one worked though.

boneless Kitty




You receive a swift kick to the jimmies.



I insert a spaztic short story composition professor.
 
You receive the last shreds of your sanity

I insert three guineas, two pounds, four shillings, a farthing, and tuppence....
 
You get the realization that you are well and truly loved and that you are completely wonderful in every regard.

I insert a plane ticket.
 
you recieve a badly written declaration of love from your old gym teacher....


I put in my righteous idignation....
 
You recieve a lumberjack that likes to dress in women's clothing and hang around in bars.

I insert a formerly living parrot.
 
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