TNP Vending Machine!

Fedele

TNPer

• Apr 4, 2006

• #201

You get deported to Mexico and spend the rest of your days carrying a healthy tan in Cozumel... Poor bastard...

I insert a bottle of wine and some candles.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Apr 6, 2006

• #202

You get 2nd base.


I insert a slurpee.

 

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100 Donuts

TNPer

• Apr 8, 2006

• #203

You get "Brain Freeze"


I put in a lego dragon and a plastic sword(ones that come in sandwiches)

 

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AlHoma

TNPer

• Apr 8, 2006

• #204

You get a Leggo "Knights of the Round Table" skit on LaserDisc

I insert George W. Bush and John Kerry AND Al Gore.

 

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OPArsenal

TNPer

• Apr 12, 2006

• #205

You get Seth MacFarlane.

I insert a martini.

 

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Namyeknom

TNPer

• Apr 12, 2006

• #206

You get shaken, but not stirred.

I insert my remaining hope...

 

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AlHoma

TNPer

• Apr 14, 2006

• #207

You get the keys to one dictatorship.

I put in micheif, violence, and liposuctioned fat

 

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OPArsenal

TNPer

• Apr 14, 2006

• #208

You get Orson Welles.

I insert insurance coverage.

 

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AlHoma

TNPer

• Apr 15, 2006

• #209

You get a wrecked toy car

I insert pictures of a salicous nature

 

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AlHoma

TNPer

• May 1, 2006

• #210

You get Ladies Home Journal

I Insert candied ginger and moonshine.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• May 2, 2006

• #211

You get tenure.



I insert an angry mother.

 

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Namyeknom

TNPer

• May 2, 2006

• #212

You get an even angrier mother...

(There is a lesson there for all of you. Inserting ones parents into a vending machine rarely improves the situation.)

I insert a flaming ball of fury.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• May 2, 2006

• #213

You just reinsterted my angrier mother! Are you trying to create the A-bomb of angry mothers and kill us all?!?!


You get me angry.

 

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Namyeknom

TNPer

• May 2, 2006

• #214

I'd settle for you, angry or not, any day.

However, this time, you're going back in the machine, as you didn't put anything in yourself.

 

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AlHoma

TNPer

• May 2, 2006

• #215

You get one "Irate Indygirl"

I Insert 3 Knuts.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• May 3, 2006

• #216

You get a Pope Hope blow-up doll.



I insert DD's grudge-bearing capacity.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• May 3, 2006

• #217

I get banned. Or sued, or arrested.


I insert a strong sense of self.

 

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OPArsenal

TNPer

• May 3, 2006

• #218

You get a big grin on my face.

I insert two tickets to paradise.

 

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AlHoma

TNPer

• May 3, 2006

• #219

You get a cheeseburger.

I insert 1 bottle of absinthe

 

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OPArsenal

TNPer

• May 3, 2006

• #220

You get a spoon and a sugarcube.

I insert Hilary Duff.

 

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AlHoma

TNPer

• May 3, 2006

• #221

You recieve Brittney Spears (Hmmm... must have been in there for a while)

I insert 99 Red Balloons

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• May 3, 2006

• #222

You get the patent rights to the idea of My Chemical Romance/The Used making a remix of the Queen-Bowie classic "Under Pressure". OPA hunts you down and kills you. Jack Bauer style.



I insert OPA doing ANYTHING Jack Bauer style.

 

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Namyeknom

TNPer

• May 4, 2006

• #223

You get Jack Bauer doing something OPA style. Like thread gimmickry.

I insert several parts of a toenail.

 

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AlHoma

TNPer

• May 4, 2006

• #224

You recieve 1 petrified toe.

I insert random bits from several posts.

 

Fedele

TNPer

• May 4, 2006

• #225

You get arrested for sexual assault.

I insert a used cat.

 

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AlHoma

TNPer

• May 4, 2006

• #226

You recieve 1 boneless Kitty(See Choo-choo bear)

You insert 1 "Rippy the Razor" Poseter.

EDIT NOTE: Why don't the URL tags work? Hersfold: Trying to fix...

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• May 4, 2006

• #227

For some reason it's not identified as a valid url, at least, not for a link. This one worked though.

boneless Kitty




You receive a swift kick to the jimmies.



I insert a spaztic short story composition professor.

 

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Daimiaena

TNPer

• May 7, 2006

• #228

You receive the last shreds of your sanity

I insert three guineas, two pounds, four shillings, a farthing, and tuppence....

 

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OPArsenal

TNPer

• May 8, 2006

• #229

You get real money.

I insert Thierry Henry's final hat-trick at Highbury.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• May 8, 2006

• #230

You get DD's



I insert my will to live.

 

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OPArsenal

TNPer

• May 8, 2006

• #231

You get the realization that you are well and truly loved and that you are completely wonderful in every regard.

I insert a plane ticket.

 

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AlHoma

TNPer

• May 8, 2006

• #232

You recieve a pair of Icarus' wings.

I insert scolastic regalia.

 

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Daimiaena

TNPer

• May 9, 2006

• #233

you recieve a badly written declaration of love from your old gym teacher....


I put in my righteous idignation....

 

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Namyeknom

TNPer

• May 9, 2006

• #234

You recieve a poke in the eye, and a slap on the back.

I insert half a newspaper.

 

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Daimiaena

TNPer

• May 9, 2006

• #235

you get the entire set of bongo illustrated in new collectors edition binding..

I put in a bucket of rooftiles

 

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OPArsenal

TNPer

• May 9, 2006

• #236

You get a sweaty shirtless man that says "usedtacould," and "y'all."

I insert misery and resentment.

 

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Namyeknom

TNPer

• May 9, 2006

• #237

You get nothing, as it jams half way.

I insert a dead mouse (of the computing type)...

 

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AlHoma

TNPer

• May 9, 2006

• #238

You recieve a Cutcat

I insert ethanol and a less than upright morality.

 

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OPArsenal

TNPer

• May 9, 2006

• #239

You get the Cheney Energy Task Force.

I insert a national park and a grizzly beard.

 

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AlHoma

TNPer

• May 9, 2006

• #240

You recieve a lumberjack that likes to dress in women's clothing and hang around in bars.

I insert a formerly living parrot.