Corrupt-A-Wish

Lightbeam · May 24, 2021

Granted but it's transparent ink

I wish that nobody commits treason to the North Pacific

Aerilia · May 24, 2021

Granted, but TNP becomes a dictatorship

Hail Aerilia!

I wish to become leader of TNP

Lightbeam · May 25, 2021

Granted, but @mcmasterdonia organizes a coup and restores democracy

I wish I could live forever

Aerilia · May 25, 2021

Granted, but as the years go on, the sun gets bigger. And you'll live in extreme heat, until the sun eventually eats the Earth. And when that happens you'll be trapped in the sun forever!

I wish I knew what people are thinking

Lightbeam · May 25, 2021

Granted but everyone hates you

I wish to destroy the world

Aerilia · May 25, 2021

Granted, but somebody destroys it before you could

I wish to destroy the world before @SoulCrusher

Guilleana · May 25, 2021

Granted but your bank account gets hacked

I wish for an extra wish

New Celoveniortan · May 25, 2021

Granted but no uwu/owo in it.

I wish for the metric system to be the only system.

Aerilia · May 25, 2021

Granted, nothing bad happens

I wish for Australia to rule the world

Lightbeam · May 26, 2021

Granted, the world is now upside down

I wish for Spain to rule the world

Aerilia · May 26, 2021

Granted, but everyone dies

I wish to change the channel using my mind

Lightbeam · May 26, 2021

Granted, but you always change to your least favorite channel

I wish to crush everyone's soul

Comfed · May 26, 2021

Granted, but that includes your soul.

I wish for a gerbil.

Lightbeam · May 26, 2021

Granted, but I don't know what that is so you get a guinea pig.

I wish for a MacBook Pro

Aerilia · May 26, 2021

Granted, you get a book about the Mac MacBook Pro

I wish for two random books!

Comfed · May 27, 2021

Granted! They are entitled, respectively, the Tome of Eternal Suffering and the Old Intestine Farmer’s Almanac of 1367. The images are disturbing.

I wish for a rock.

Vivanco · May 27, 2021

Granted. You now have ownership over an action figurine of Dwane "The Rock" Johnson.

I wish for garum!

Aerilia · May 28, 2021

Granted, but the store didn't have any, so you just got tomato sauce instead

I wish for a pet cow

Lightbeam · May 29, 2021

Granted, you get a Commodore PET-themed cow.

I wish for a Commander X16

Aerilia · May 29, 2021

Granted, but you get a cheap knock off called the Comander X16

I wish for some beans

Lightbeam · May 29, 2021

Granted, you get beenz.

I wish for a working Commodore 64

Tringapore · May 29, 2021

Granted, but it is way battered and damaged beyond repair. No more antique museum-quality items to sell!

I wish for a Godzilla

Wolfsea · May 29, 2021

Granted but they come with Minya

I wish for an armadillo-skin posing pouch

Aerilia · May 29, 2021

Granted, but there was a mix up at the factory. And you got a jumper instead

I wish for a road

Tringapore · May 30, 2021

Granted, you have a road named after you. It is named Aerilia Avenue

I wish for a bottle of Coke

Aerilia · May 30, 2021

Granted, you get a bottle of Pepsi

I wish for some water

Lightbeam · May 30, 2021

Granted, you get poisonous water

I wish for a newer, better dark theme in the forums

Aerilia · May 30, 2021

Granted, but now you can't see anything

I wish for a plane

Lightbeam · May 30, 2021

Granted, it crashed.

I wish for a compatible copy of explorer.exe

Aerilia · May 30, 2021

Granted, but I steal it

I wish I was able to ping @Skaraborg

Tringapore · May 30, 2021

Granted, and he should see your post in a while.

I wish for a free 12 month subscription for Netflix

Lightbeam · May 30, 2021

Granted but you can only watch movies at 144p

I wish for a stonks meme

Skaraborg · May 30, 2021

I wish I had a unicorn called @Aerilia as my pet.

Lightbeam · May 31, 2021

Granted, you get two @Aerilias.

I wish for an AMD Ryzen Threadripper 9 9900X

Aerilia · May 31, 2021

Granted, but the AMD Ryzen Threadripper 9 9900X turns into a @Aerilia

I wish for a pony

Skaraborg · May 31, 2021

Granted but it doesn’t have a ponytail.

I wish for a bar of chocolate

Venicea · May 31, 2021

Granted, but the bar is so hard that it's impossible to eat it without breaking your teeth.

After having tried to eat Skaraborg's chocolate bar, I wish for a dentist.

Aerilia · May 31, 2021

Granted, you go to a dentist.

I wish I had a new bin

Lightbeam · Jun 1, 2021

Granted, you now have an aerilia.bin

I wish for Rocket League

Aerilia · Jun 1, 2021

Granted, but something happened to your wish in which it became corrupted.

I wish for a dictionary

Corrupt-A-Wish

Keep me warm, dumpster fire.

"Always be Evil"

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"Always be Evil"

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"Always be Evil"

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Leader Dimmer Wint of the Federal Republic of NC

"Always be Evil"

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"Always be Evil"

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Registered

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"Always be Evil"

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Legal Nerd? Yeah, that's me

"Always be Evil"

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"Always be Evil"

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Eric Cartman wannabe

TNPer

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Eric Cartman wannabe

"Always be Evil"

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"Always be Evil"

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"Always be Evil"

Eric Cartman wannabe

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Justice

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"Always be Evil"

Justice

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"Always be Evil"

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"Always be Evil"