Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but it is so thick that you would have to spend centuries just to find a specific word.

I wish for a penguin
 
Granted, but there is a million year cooling off break between each wish

I wish for half a wish
 
Granted, but multiple rides break while you own it, and you get sued to oblivion

I wish for double glazed windows
 
Granted, but Apple goes bankrupt shortly after its release, and only a few were sold

I wish to visit Uluru
 
Granted, but Sony's PlayStation is discovered to have a huge security flaw in all it's releases. The company closes due to this.

I wish for COVID-19 to end
 
Granted, but you can't find a CD player to play it on

I wish to own all of the CD players in the world
 
Granted, you achieve the Guinness World Record for having the biggest collection of CDs in the world!

I wish to go to New York City
 
Granted, but it is damaged to an extent that you can't even sell it for scraps

I wish for a genie to grant my wish
 
Granted, it's a cake made of (insert radioactive component)

I wish for the GTX 1080 to be available again
 
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The pizza is still edible,just 60% less delicious.I'll still eat it tho.
Anyways:Granted,but it's water.
I wish for nothing but a new laptop.
 
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