Corrupt-A-Wish

Tringapore · Jun 1, 2021

Granted, but it is so thick that you would have to spend centuries just to find a specific word.

I wish for a penguin

Lightbeam · Jun 1, 2021

Granted, but he plays Card-Jitsu

I weesh for niw ortografic ruls

Aerilia · Jun 1, 2021

Granted, you get a new ruler

I wish for a camera

Lightbeam · Jun 1, 2021

Granted, you get a GoNoob camera.

I wish for infinite wishes

Aerilia · Jun 1, 2021

Granted, but there is a million year cooling off break between each wish

I wish for half a wish

Lightbeam · Jun 1, 2021

Granted, you-

I wish for recursion

Tringapore · Jun 1, 2021

Granted, do you mean recursion?

I wish to own Disneyland

Aerilia · Jun 1, 2021

Granted, but multiple rides break while you own it, and you get sued to oblivion

I wish for double glazed windows

Tringapore · Jun 5, 2021

Granted, but it has too much air that it explodes into smithereens

I wish for a SpaceX rocket

Lightbeam · Jun 5, 2021

Granted, it is a knockoff from SpàceX

I wish for Apple to release the M2 Mac Pro

Aerilia · Jun 5, 2021

Granted, but Apple goes bankrupt shortly after its release, and only a few were sold

I wish to visit Uluru

Tringapore · Jun 5, 2021

Granted, but because of COVID-19 restrictions, it is closed for ten years

I wish to own Sony

Lightbeam · Jun 5, 2021

Granted, but Sony's PlayStation is discovered to have a huge security flaw in all it's releases. The company closes due to this.

I wish for COVID-19 to end

Tringapore · Jun 5, 2021

Granted, everyone is finally vaccinated

I wish for a shooting star

Lightbeam · Jun 5, 2021

Granted, you get a star with a Glock in his hand. She shoots you.

I wish for a Vetusta Morla CD

Aerilia · Jun 5, 2021

Granted, but you can't find a CD player to play it on

I wish to own all of the CD players in the world

Tringapore · Jun 8, 2021

Granted, you achieve the Guinness World Record for having the biggest collection of CDs in the world!

I wish to go to New York City

Aerilia · Jun 8, 2021

Granted, but evil aliens invade, and the city is destroyed

I wish for some apple pie

Tringapore · Jun 10, 2021

Granted, you get one for free at McDonald's

I wish for a Kit Kat

Aerilia · Jun 10, 2021

Granted, but it sucks all the water out of you

I wish for a Lamborghini

Tringapore · Jun 14, 2021

Granted, but it is damaged to an extent that you can't even sell it for scraps

I wish for a genie to grant my wish

New Celoveniortan · Jun 14, 2021

Granted but the genie scams you with only half a wish.

I wish for more pencils.

Aerilia · Jun 14, 2021

Granted, but they are all broken

I wish for some Vanilla Slice

Lightbeam · Jun 15, 2021

Granted, but it's expired.

I wish for the iPhone 12 Pro Max (as you can see, i like Apple)

Aerilia · Jun 15, 2021

Granted, you get a red delicious Apple

I wish for some pancakes

Skaraborg · Jun 29, 2021

Granted, but there is no syrup.

I wish for a response.

Aerilia · Jun 29, 2021

Granted, but it's just a bot reminding you the time

I wish for a cake

Lightbeam · Jun 30, 2021

Granted, it's a cake made of (insert radioactive component)

I wish for the GTX 1080 to be available again

Aerilia · Jun 30, 2021

Granted, but you can't afford one

I wish for a nuclear power station

Empty · Aug 24, 2021

Granted,but it had a meltdown like Chernobyl.
I wish for a pizza

Ayuzh · Aug 24, 2021

Granted but without toppings and cheese.

I wish for a sprite.

Empty · Aug 24, 2021

The pizza is still edible,just 60% less delicious.I'll still eat it tho.
Anyways:Granted,but it's water.
I wish for nothing but a new laptop.

Ayuzh · Aug 24, 2021

Water??

Granted but that's broken.

I wish for a Ferrari

Empty · Aug 24, 2021

Granted,but it doesn't have any fuel.
I wish for nothing.

Ayuzh · Aug 24, 2021

Ok i can refuel it.

Ok take this empty space.

Wish for $100,000,000

Aerilia · Aug 24, 2021

Granted. But hyperinflation happens and now it's worth nothing

I wish for a tiny television

Ayuzh · Aug 24, 2021

Granted. That's a 1 inch TV.

I wish for 200 gems.

Empty · Aug 24, 2021

Granted but it's fake
I wish for a lego box.

Aerilia · Aug 24, 2021

Granted, but you find out that it's actually a cheap knockoff called Lago

I wish for a swamp

Ayuzh · Aug 24, 2021

Granted,

I wish for Luxembourg.

Corrupt-A-Wish

Eric Cartman wannabe

Keep me warm, dumpster fire.

"Always be Evil"

Keep me warm, dumpster fire.

"Always be Evil"

Keep me warm, dumpster fire.

Eric Cartman wannabe

"Always be Evil"

Eric Cartman wannabe

Keep me warm, dumpster fire.

"Always be Evil"

Eric Cartman wannabe

Keep me warm, dumpster fire.

Eric Cartman wannabe

Keep me warm, dumpster fire.

"Always be Evil"

Eric Cartman wannabe

"Always be Evil"

Eric Cartman wannabe

"Always be Evil"

Eric Cartman wannabe

Leader Dimmer Wint of the Federal Republic of NC

"Always be Evil"

Keep me warm, dumpster fire.

"Always be Evil"

Deputy Minister

"Always be Evil"

Keep me warm, dumpster fire.

"Always be Evil"

Winter is here!

Always an eye over here

Winter is here!

Always an eye over here

Winter is here!

Always an eye over here

"Always be Evil"

Always an eye over here

Winter is here!

"Always be Evil"

Always an eye over here