Corrupt-A-Wish

Atlae

TNPer
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Helgraf/Asendavia from TEP:
The rules are simple! Someone makes a wish, and you grant it, but with a twist! You can be as creative or literal as you want! An example might be...

I wish Asendavia could rule the world!

Then the next post would be something of the lines of...

Granted, but then Asendavia collapses 5 years later and Pax assimilates all.
I wish that TEP had more WA nations than TNP.
 

Kaschovia

St. Kaschivus of the Fifth Circle
Granted, but your games dont get any replies.

I wish I had never made this post.
 

Kaschovia

St. Kaschivus of the Fifth Circle
Granted, you're stuck for eternity... asleep.

I wish that this wish isn't corrupted.
 

Aerilia

"Always be Evil"
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Granted, but space and time itself blows up leaving you stuck in time and space for ever

I wish I could kill Kasch
 

Kaschovia

St. Kaschivus of the Fifth Circle
Granted, but I get resuscitated and you're put in prison for life.

I wish that the colour red did not exist.
 

Aerilia

"Always be Evil"
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Granted, but since red has disappeared all the other colors decided to disappear as well leaving you to see nothing but different shades of grey.

I wish that I can escape jail successfully
 

Aerilia

"Always be Evil"
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Grant, You were on TV because you were sent to jail for life

I Wish I could read people's minds
 

Aerilia

"Always be Evil"
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Granted, but the government now controls everyone's movement

I wish I could escape from this world
 

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Duck
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Granted, but you are sent without a spacesuit to die in temperatures nearing absolute zero.

I wish that my wishes were interpreted without any negatives.
 

Kaschovia

St. Kaschivus of the Fifth Circle
Granted. The logic of your wish crashes the universe.

I wish for an infinitely regenerating chocolate bar.
 

Kaschovia

St. Kaschivus of the Fifth Circle
Granted, but you lose the money on the way home.

I wish I would stop posting without the second part and having to edit it all the time.
 

Kaschovia

St. Kaschivus of the Fifth Circle
Granted. We swap places and you're now banned.

I wish I could reply to everything all at once.
 

Aerilia

"Always be Evil"
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Granted, but you crashed the internet for ever

"HOW dare you how can I spam now" - Moristia

I wish I was unbanned
 

Kaschovia

St. Kaschivus of the Fifth Circle
Granted. You ban everyone else in the process.

I wish I had the ability to enter a post without typing, just thinking.
 

Aerilia

"Always be Evil"
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Granted, Everyone now knows what you are thinking

I wish I was able to take over the world
 

Kaschovia

St. Kaschivus of the Fifth Circle
Granted, but the world is destroyed before you take over.

I wish that I could wish.
 

Aerilia

"Always be Evil"
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Granted, but you wasted that wish and the whole world now hates you

I wish I could turn the sky purple
 

Kaschovia

St. Kaschivus of the Fifth Circle
Granted, everyone dies.

I wish someone would reply to the spam thread I just posted.
 

Kaschovia

St. Kaschivus of the Fifth Circle
Granted, everything is fine. Which is bad because this is a thread about wishes going badly.

I wish for infinity.
 

Aerilia

"Always be Evil"
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Granted, your infinity of nothing has arrived at your doorstep

I wish for pizza to arrive at my door right now
 

Kaschovia

St. Kaschivus of the Fifth Circle
Granted, it breaks the door down with full force.

I wish that nothing would be wished for.
 

Aerilia

"Always be Evil"
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Granted you ruin everyone wishes and everyone hates you even more now

I wish for more wishes
 
Granted you have the most posts. As in you've posted the most letters in the world but the money you used to pay for it was counterfeit so now you're in prison.

I wish to be recognised for what I am.
 

Aerilia

"Always be Evil"
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Granted you become amazing and recognized during so you kill someone and end up in prison for the rest of your life.

I wish For some pizza to turn up in front of me
 
Granted, pizza appears in front of you. It teleported from your trash can and is covered in mould.

I wish that this wish will be corrupted.
 

Aerilia

"Always be Evil"
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Granted your wish becomes corrupted and you become infected with a deadly virus.

I Wish for a money tree that doesn't inflate my countries currency
 

Aerilia

"Always be Evil"
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Granted but you lose it exactly 1 nanosecond after

I wish for my soul and heart back oh and my friends soul
 

Kaschovia

St. Kaschivus of the Fifth Circle
Granted, your sanity is so boring that you go insane again.

I wish to find the most perfectly looped gif.
 

Aerilia

"Always be Evil"
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Granted, but it makes you delete it and you lose it forever

I wish to find gold in my backyard
 
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