Corrupt-A-Wish

Kaiser William Fulbright · Feb 20, 2021

Granted, but it's human

I wish for a Chorizo

Cascadian Bioregion · Feb 21, 2021

Granted, but it burns your tongue off because it's extremely hot.

I wish for Newfoundland to become independent again.

Guilleana · Feb 21, 2021

Granted, but it's full of vikings that steal all of the gold on earth, and they caouse a global crisis

I wish for cheese

Kaiser William Fulbright · Feb 21, 2021

Granted, but it's 3,000 years old made from human milk

I wish for Hungarian Goulash

Cascadian Bioregion · Feb 26, 2021

Granted, but nothing changes because Goulash is bad enough.

I wish for Transylvania to gain independence.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Feb 26, 2021

Granted, but it's covered with blood

I wish for Syracuse salt potatoes

Cascadian Bioregion · Feb 28, 2021

Granted, but they have the same potato disease as the ones from the Irish Potato Famine of the 1840's

I wish that Ruthenia gained independence.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Feb 28, 2021

Granted, But it's ruled by a russian

I wish for a rochester garbage plate (Aka this thing: )

Guilleana · Mar 1, 2021

Granted, but the mustard is not mustard but plastic in stripes

I wish for lasagna

planes · Mar 1, 2021

Granted, but it's made from plasticy cheddar cheese

I wish for my wish not to be corrupted

TerraMine · Mar 1, 2021

Granted, but this is your last wish.

I wish for a silenced Glock 18 with an extended magazine and a red dot sight, with 1200 9mm bullets in a separate box, to be delivered to me at 10:00 PM UTC-7 today, everything completely intact and functioning.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Mar 1, 2021

Granted, Shipping error, we sent you a live grenade instead

I wish for a Quatro Queso dos Fritos

Cascadian Bioregion · Mar 3, 2021

Granted, but the person who made this works from Chipotle and it gives you food poisoning.

I wish for Earthbound 64 to finally leak and for me to finish it.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Mar 3, 2021

(How did you know that happened to me) Granted, But you get sued by nintendo after finishing the Game.

I wish for a Cream Ale

planes · Mar 3, 2021

Granted, but the ale is so diluted, it's just water
I wish for a airplane to fall out of the sky

Guilleana · Mar 3, 2021

Granted, but a bus intercepts the zone where the plane is falling, so you see nothing.

I wish for UwU to become a word in the dictionary.

Tringapore · Mar 4, 2021

Granted, but it is only used by Japanese speakers.

I wish for South Park to have an entire new season soon.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Mar 4, 2021

Granted, But that season is so terrible it gets cancelled

I wish for Nanaimo Bars

Guilleana · Mar 5, 2021

Granted, but instead of chocolate it's poop.

I wish for OwO to become a word in the dictionary.

Cascadian Bioregion · Mar 6, 2021

Granted, but then Caramelldansen is now apart of English classes.

I wish for Dreadton to get a real boat.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Mar 7, 2021

Granted, But it's the Titanic

Guilleana · Mar 9, 2021

(You need to give a reason!)

Kaiser William Fulbright · Mar 9, 2021

I wish for a Spas-12

Tringapore · Mar 10, 2021

Granted, but it explodes before you use it to shoot.

I wish for a pack of breath mints.

Monia · Mar 10, 2021

Granted, but it has expired

I wish for TNP had a coup by one of it's SC

Guilleana · Mar 10, 2021

Granted, but I coup it after.

I wish for a train station with my name

Monia · Mar 10, 2021

Granted, but the station is abandoned

I wish i win in

bE THE lAST pOSTER TO bE THE wINRAR

Kaiser William Fulbright · Mar 10, 2021

Granted, But I will be the declared winner

I Wish for Benelli M4 with an ACOG, With a stubby grip and automatic capabilities

Guilleana · Mar 11, 2021

Granted, but it's made of air.

I wish for Candy Plateau to exist (check where I'm from hehe)

Kaiser William Fulbright · Mar 11, 2021

Granted, but after it exists. You shall be non-existent

I wish for a pan cubano

Tringapore · Mar 13, 2021

Granted, but it becomes mouldy and therefore not safe for consumption

I wish for Tibet to separate from China.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Mar 13, 2021

Granted but it shall be ruled by a mountain

I wish for a Flammkuchen

Guilleana · Mar 15, 2021

Kaiser William Fulbright:
Granted, but after it exists. You shall be non-existent

I wish for a pan cubano

;-;

Kaiser William Fulbright:
Granted but it shall be ruled by a mountain

I wish for a Flammkuchen

Granted, but it's rotten

I wish for Redstone to exist in real life.

2 and 2 is Fish · Mar 29, 2021

Granted, but it doesn't conduct electricity, it's literally just a red stone.

I wish for spaghetti.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Mar 29, 2021

Granted, but it shall be made by the dead corpse of benito mussolini

I wish for the USS Reuben James

Monia · Mar 29, 2021

Granted, but it sank shortly after sailing

I wish a watch which is being watched by a witch

Cascadian Bioregion · Mar 31, 2021

Granted, but the witch stares at the watch for 400 years and dies a quarter of the way through.

I wish for Prussia to be independent.

Monia · Mar 31, 2021

Granted, but it relations with France and Austria will always be hostile

I wish for day become 34 hours

Kaiser William Fulbright · Apr 1, 2021

Granted, but the each second (in your 34 hour day) is equivalent to 5 seconds

I wish for a Philly cheesesteak

Cascadian Bioregion · Apr 17, 2021

Granted, but it's a steak covered with cheese with a Philadelphia flag on it

I wish for Heligoland to become independent

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Holder of the Archives of TNP and complete nerd.

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