Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, But it's ruled by a russian

I wish for a rochester garbage plate (Aka this thing: )
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Granted, but it's made from plasticy cheddar cheese

I wish for my wish not to be corrupted
 
Granted, but this is your last wish.

I wish for a silenced Glock 18 with an extended magazine and a red dot sight, with 1200 9mm bullets in a separate box, to be delivered to me at 10:00 PM UTC-7 today, everything completely intact and functioning.
 
Granted, but the ale is so diluted, it's just water
I wish for a airplane to fall out of the sky
 
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Granted, but a bus intercepts the zone where the plane is falling, so you see nothing.

I wish for UwU to become a word in the dictionary.
 
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Granted, but it is only used by Japanese speakers.

I wish for South Park to have an entire new season soon.
 
Granted, but it becomes mouldy and therefore not safe for consumption

I wish for Tibet to separate from China.
 
Granted, but it relations with France and Austria will always be hostile


I wish for day become 34 hours
 
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