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Cascadian Bioregion · Feb 7, 2021

Granted, but you catch severe food poisoning.

I wish for Florida to be independent (it's too weird)

Guilleana · Feb 7, 2021

Granted, but everyone now is cuban.

I wish for a Unicorn

Kaiser William Fulbright · Feb 7, 2021

Granted, but they speak like scots and they are always angry

I wish a Beignet

Cascadian Bioregion · Feb 7, 2021

Granted, but it's deep-fried beyond health regulations

I wish for Alsace to gain independence.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Feb 7, 2021

Granted, but it shall be known as elsass

I wish for country ham

Cascadian Bioregion · Feb 7, 2021

Granted, but it's the size of Russia

I wish for Picardy to become independent.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Feb 8, 2021

(Hey that's not bad of a deal) Granted, But it shall be ruled by the head of Governor DuLaunay in a pike

I wish for a Nashville Hot Chicken

Guilleana · Feb 8, 2021

Granted, but it's burning

I wish for chocolate

Kaiser William Fulbright · Feb 8, 2021

(That's not too bad of an idea) Granted, but it's the one with maggots

I wish for Philly Cheseesteak

Cascadian Bioregion · Feb 9, 2021

(One of those sounds really good right around now) Granted, but the people making it don't know what a Philly Cheesesteak is and they put a bunch of Cheese on some Steak and a a flag of Philadelphia on it instead.

I wish for Provence to gain independence.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Feb 9, 2021

(That's sounds like a great idea for my restaurant for April Fool's day, thanks for the idea) Granted, But it's ruled by the Italians

I wish for a Cuban Frita Sandwich

Cascadian Bioregion · Feb 9, 2021

Granted, but the sandwich is taken by angry seagulls

I wish for Aquitaine to become independent.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Feb 9, 2021

Granted but it's ruled by the English

I wish for a Tub filled with Dijon mustard

Cascadian Bioregion · Feb 9, 2021

Granted, but ketchup and mayonaise are added in the tub.

I wish for everyone in TNP to change ideologies drastically.

Anne of Cleves · Feb 9, 2021

Granted, but everyone switches to Centrism after 1 day

I wish for schnitzel

Cascadian Bioregion · Feb 9, 2021

Granted, but the schnitzel is from the 1920's

I wish for Zazumo to come back to TNP.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Feb 9, 2021

Granted, But they leave after a month

I wish for whiskey

Cascadian Bioregion · Feb 9, 2021

Granted, but it's old.

I wish for Epirus to gain independence.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Feb 10, 2021

(Mmm, Aged whiskey) Granted but i own it

I wish for a portuguese Fransesinia (Or whatever it's spelled like)

Guilleana · Feb 10, 2021

Granted, you must go to Portugal to get it and it's expire date is tomorrow

I wish for a new car

Kaiser William Fulbright · Feb 10, 2021

Granted, but it's a Ford Pinto

I wish for Pasta al ubriaco

Cascadian Bioregion · Feb 14, 2021

Granted, but it makes you drunk when eating only one noodle.

I wish for Azawad to gain independence.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Feb 15, 2021

(That's the dream, Comrade) Granted, but it becomes a lake upon independence

I wish for Jollof Rice

Cascadian Bioregion · Feb 18, 2021

Granted, but there's a lot of spices in the rice.

I wish for Tasmania to become independent

Kaiser William Fulbright · Feb 18, 2021

Granted, but it's ruled by the devil

I wish for spaghetti ice

Cascadian Bioregion · Feb 18, 2021

Granted, but it's actually just a pot of spaghetti put in a freezer.

I wish for Hawaii to gain independence.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Feb 18, 2021

(No, joke 20 year old high me would've done that)Granted, but it's ruled by me

I wish for an empanada de kaliskis (A filipino version of an empanada)

Cascadian Bioregion · Feb 18, 2021

Granted, but your wish is now visible.

I wish for Aleutia to gain independence.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Feb 18, 2021

Granted but it shall be ruled by the Japanese

I wish for an ice cream

Cascadian Bioregion · Feb 18, 2021

Granted, but it's made out of mashed potatoes.

I wish for Alaska to gain independence.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Feb 18, 2021

(Eh, Good enough) Granted, but it's ruled by the corpse of Catherine the Great

I wish to run for congress in 2022

Cascadian Bioregion · Feb 18, 2021

(The Russian Dream people)
Granted, but you lose to everyone.

I wish for New England to gain independence.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Feb 18, 2021

Granted, but it shall be ruled by my uncle William Robert (Billy Bob)

I wish for a New Ford

Cascadian Bioregion · Feb 18, 2021

Granted, but the Ford is just the unreleased Ford Cougar S from 1999. (Which is not a bad deal, it's worth 1.3 million dollars now)

I wish for Louisiana to remain French.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Feb 18, 2021

Granted, but it just The state not the then-Territory

I wish for an Atari Lynx

Cascadian Bioregion · Feb 18, 2021

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish for Texas to be independent again.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Feb 18, 2021

Granted, but it's ruled by King Leopold II

I wish for a Potato

Guilleana · Feb 18, 2021

Granted, but Gordon Ramsay comes to the restaurant were it was cooked. You know the rest of the story.

I wish for carbonara spaguetti

Kaiser William Fulbright · Feb 18, 2021

Granted but the cream is from human milk

I wish for a Calzone

Guilleana · Feb 20, 2021

Granted, but it's filled with Ketchup.

I wish for a steak

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