Corrupt-A-Wish

Aerilia · May 13, 2021

Granted, but it gets invaded by Switzerland

I wish for the ocean to be Purple

Katuda · May 13, 2021

Granted, but it is evaporated immediately by the sun.

I wish that I spoke Martian.

Aerilia · May 13, 2021

Granted, but you get taken away by the government to a unknown place because they think you're an alien

I wish I know where Katuda was taken off to

Venicea · May 13, 2021

Granted, but you get taken off too

I wish I was a pie.

Aerilia · May 13, 2021

Granted, but you get eaten by a seagull

I wish my package arrives right...now!

Kaiser William Fulbright · May 14, 2021

Granted, but it's a Anthrax Package

I wish for 54 more followers in Blue Bird app

Aerilia · May 14, 2021

Granted, but you forget your password and can't log back in again

I wish for a brand new car!

Monia · May 14, 2021

Granted, but it is a toy car.

I wish for a trip to Mars

Aerilia · May 14, 2021

Granted, but you get a flat tire on the way over

I wish we can drive cars in space

Monia · May 14, 2021

Granted, but the cars exploded afterwards

I wish we cand found the ninth planet

Aerilia · May 14, 2021

Granted, but...hey what's that big object hurtling towards us?

I wish for more Lego!

2 and 2 is Fish · May 14, 2021

Granted, but it's two pieces stuck together that you can't get back apart for the life of you.

I wish for water.

Tringapore · May 14, 2021

Granted, but it's actually bleach.

I wish to break the fourth wall.

Wolfsea · May 14, 2021

Granted but it's the missing bullion from the BRinks Matt robbery and you get investigated by CID

I wish i wish I didn't kkill that fish.

Monia · May 14, 2021

Granted, you didn't kill that fish but this fish instead

I wish for a brand new smartphone

Aerilia · May 14, 2021

Granted, but you break it within a day

I wish to have the power to destroy the world!

Monia · May 17, 2021

Granted, but you're also destroyed

I wish I got another wishes

Aerilia · May 17, 2021

Granted, but it turns out that those wishes expired two weeks ago

I wish I could fly

Monia · May 17, 2021

Granted, but you crashing immediately

I wish Atlantis is real

Kaiser William Fulbright · May 18, 2021

Granted, But Atlanta, GA will become a lake

I wish for Oil

Aerilia · May 18, 2021

Granted, you get a small Teaspoon of peanut oil

I wish for a new front door

Kaiser William Fulbright · May 18, 2021

Granted but it's a door that'll teleport you to another dimension

I wish for Pennsylvania

Aerilia · May 19, 2021

Granted, but due to a error, you receive transylvania instead

I wish for a plane

Kaiser William Fulbright · May 19, 2021

Granted, But it crashes when it's delivered to you

I wish for a Red Nevada

Aerilia · May 19, 2021

Granted, the army comes and paints every part of it red

I wish there wasn't a paint shortage

Pigeonstan · May 19, 2021

your face gets covered in paint due to a paint surplus

i wish there was no war

Aerilia · May 19, 2021

Granted, but Star wars no longer exists, or Star Trek

I wish I had some pizza

Kaiser William Fulbright · May 20, 2021

Granted, But It shall come from Hawaii

I wish for a Jetski

Aerilia · May 20, 2021

Granted, but it can't get wet

I wish for a army

Kaiser William Fulbright · May 20, 2021

Granted, But it's an army of potatoes

I wish for Me to get elected state Representative

Aerilia · May 20, 2021

Granted, you get elected. And you get recalled almost immediately for misspelling the word Apple

I wish I have a new laptop

Lightbeam · May 21, 2021

Granted, but your laptop is so bad you throw it out the window

I wish I made the best game ever

Aerilia · May 21, 2021

Granted, but you accidentally delete it before it is released

I wish for some food

Lightbeam · May 22, 2021

Granted, but it's poisonous

I wish to be able to do magic

Aerilia · May 22, 2021

Granted, you can make ants magically appear in your bed whenever you want

I wish for my wish to get corrupted

Tringapore · May 22, 2021

Granted, but it's entirely the opposite (Oh how I love irony!)

I wish to meet Max Barry in person

Lightbeam · May 22, 2021

Granted, but you accidentally anger him and get banned from NS.

I wish for TNP to live forever

Aerilia · May 22, 2021

Granted, the Théatre National Populaire, in France. Lives forever

I wish to receive a Grey and Blue pencil

Kaiser William Fulbright · May 24, 2021

Granted, But it's a pillow

I wish for more gravy

New Celoveniortan · May 24, 2021

Granted but you get sick.

I wish for a pen that has infinite ink.

Corrupt-A-Wish

"Always be Evil"

Hmmm....

"Always be Evil"

Registered

"Always be Evil"

Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill

"Always be Evil"

Spongemon Squarepants

"Always be Evil"

Spongemon Squarepants

"Always be Evil"

Nerd Fish/NPA Corporal

Eric Cartman wannabe

TNPer

Spongemon Squarepants

"Always be Evil"

Spongemon Squarepants

"Always be Evil"

Spongemon Squarepants

Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill

"Always be Evil"

Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill

"Always be Evil"

Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill

"Always be Evil"

NORTH PACIFIC PIGEON

"Always be Evil"

Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill

"Always be Evil"

Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill

"Always be Evil"

Keep me warm, dumpster fire.

"Always be Evil"

Keep me warm, dumpster fire.

"Always be Evil"

Eric Cartman wannabe

Keep me warm, dumpster fire.

"Always be Evil"

Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill

Leader Dimmer Wint of the Federal Republic of NC