Amusing Discord Quotes

plembobria - Today at 5:19 PM
good
best wishes
and best dishes
from my kitchen to yours

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Execute Order 69!:

Sil Dorsett - Today at 6:28 PM
hahaha, quick! Post it @Xentherida
Do it.
Nogori - Today at 6:28 PM
Execute Order 66
Duchy Kanada best Kanada - Today at 6:29 PM
Execute order 69
Xentherida - Today at 6:29 PM
inb4 Order 69 = mass orgies
Nogori - Today at 6:29 PM
How'd you know
Andy - Today at 6:29 PM
Execute Order 1937
Xentherida - Today at 6:29 PM
i do
Andy - Today at 6:29 PM
*invades neighbors*
Nogori - Today at 6:29 PM
@Duchy Kanada best Kanada how
Does
Duchy Kanada best Kanada - Today at 6:30 PM
ooh did i hear orgies
Nogori - Today at 6:30 PM
Oh god

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Daddy Madjack:

Peter Goyffin - Last Sunday at 7:51 AM
good morning everyone
Scarlet - Last Sunday at 11:22 AM
MadJack's nickname should be "Daddy"
primeboy1/Trinster - Last Sunday at 11:24 AM
why
no
whyyy
Scarlet - Last Sunday at 11:52 AM
it'd be funny
Xentherida - Last Sunday at 12:05 PM
O.o
Loisyr Griffin - Last Sunday at 12:36 PM
But that's weird @Scarlet
Cus then if Madjack punches anyone, we're being fisted by daddy
Scarlet - Last Sunday at 12:39 PM
would you not want that experience?
Peter Goyffin - Last Sunday at 12:44 PM
0_o
Loisyr Griffin - Last Sunday at 12:55 PM
......is there something we need to talk about, Scarlet?
Scarlet - Last Sunday at 12:56 PM
no no not at all
Sasten - Last Sunday at 1:45 PM
What the flying fuck...

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Scarlet - Today at 6:18 PM
I'm still confused about the channel description
why would anyone want to spank daddy?
He does all the spanking and fisting in this household

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This is what happens when I'm bored...:

A. Varis - Last Sunday at 4:37 PM
And yet, there are people out there who would be foaming at the mouth, gushing over anything about chess.
Syrixia - Last Sunday at 4:38 PM
Foaming at the mouth?
A. Varis - Last Sunday at 4:38 PM
Yes
A chess-player who contracted rabies
Riensifir - Last Sunday at 4:38 PM
there are people that foam at the mouth about anything
A. Varis - Last Sunday at 4:38 PM
Happens a lot to chess players, apparently
Riensifir - Last Sunday at 4:38 PM
see for example
Syr
:p
A. Varis - Last Sunday at 4:38 PM
^ lul
Syrixia - Last Sunday at 4:38 PM
Foaming at the mouth or falling over backwards?
Riensifir - Last Sunday at 4:39 PM
well both just sounds like asphyxiation waiting to happen
Syrixia - Last Sunday at 4:39 PM
Is he foaming at the mouth to fall over backwards or falling over backwards to foam at the mouth?
Tonight's 'Spectrum' examines the whole question of frothing and falling, coughing and calling, screaming and bawling, walling and stalling, brawling and mauling, falling and hauling, trawling and squalling, and zalling. Zalling. Is there a word zalling? If there is what does it mean? If there isn't what does it mean? Perhaps both, maybe neither. What do I mean by the word 'mean'? What do I mean by the word 'word'? What do I mean by 'what do I mean'? What do I mean by 'do' and what do I do by 'mean'? And what do I do by do by do and what do I mean by wasting your time like this? Good night.
Riensifir - Last Sunday at 4:39 PM
unnecessary bolding
A. Varis - Last Sunday at 4:40 PM
Surely we can make a compromise. How about we can incorporate both mouth-foaming AND falling-over backwards! Sure, it might increase our spending, but I know that people will understand your course of action
Syrixia - Last Sunday at 4:40 PM
I don't know, that may ruin the brand
Here, let me give you an example
You see @A. Varis, imagine this. It'll help you choose between foaming at the mouth and falling over backwards
Imagine living beneath the waves with a strong-sighted blessing of most excellent fabric.
A. Varis - Last Sunday at 4:42 PM
LMAO
Riensifir - Last Sunday at 4:42 PM
...
A. Varis - Last Sunday at 4:42 PM
that caught me off-guard
Syrixia - Last Sunday at 4:42 PM
Holding the fabric over your gills, you would begin to breathe-drink its warp and weft. Though the plantmatter fibers imbue your soul, the wretched plankton would pollute the cloth until it stank to heavens of prophecy. This is one manner in which the Scrolls first came to pass, but are we the sea, or the breather, or the fabric? Or are we the breath itself?
A. Varis - Last Sunday at 4:42 PM
xD
Well-played
Riensifir - Last Sunday at 4:42 PM
do you just have that memorized
Syrixia - Last Sunday at 4:42 PM
Can we flow through the Scrolls as knowledge flow through, being the water, or are we the stuck morass of sea-filth that gathers on the edge?

Imagine, again this time but different. A bird cresting the wind is lifted by a gust and downed by a stone. But the stone can come from above, if the bird is upside down.

Where, then, did the gust come from? And which direction? Did the gods send either, or has the bird decreed their presence by her own mindmaking?(edited)
A. Varis - Last Sunday at 4:43 PM
Is it really THAT complex of a decision between mouth-foaming and falling-over backwards?
Syrixia - Last Sunday at 4:43 PM
The all-sight of the Scrolls makes a turning of the mind such that relative positions are absolute in their primacy.

I ask you again, @A. Varis, to imagine for me. This time you are beneath the ground, a tiny acorn planted by some well-meaning elf-maiden of the woodlands for her pleasure. You wish to grow but fear what you may become, so you push off the water, the dirt, the sun, to stay in your hole. But it is in the very pushing that you become a tree, in spite of yourself. How did that happen?
The acorn is a kind of tree-egg in this instance, and the knowledge is water and sun. We are the chicken inside the egg, but also the dirt. The knowledge from the Scrolls is what we push against to become full-sighted ourselves.

One final imagining before your mind closes from the shock of ever-knowing. You are now a flame burning bright blue within a vast emptiness. In time you see your brothers and sisters, burning of their own in the distance and along your side.
A sea of pinpoints, a constellation of memories. Each burns bright, then flickers. Then two more take its place but not forever lest the void fills with rancid light that sucks the thought.

Each of our minds is actually the emptiness, and the learnings of the Scrolls are the pinpoints. Without their stabbing light, my consciousness would be as a vast nothingness, unknowing its emptiness as a void is unknowing of itself.
Xentherida - Last Sunday at 4:43 PM
stop doing drugs, syr
Riensifir - Last Sunday at 4:43 PM
he's hitting the skooma
A. Varis - Last Sunday at 4:44 PM
Good God
Syrixia - Last Sunday at 4:44 PM
@Xentherida, @A. Varis, you both need to remember
The burnings are dangerous, and must be carefully tended and minded and brought to themselves and spread to their siblings.
Make sense?
Xentherida - Last Sunday at 4:44 PM
no.
A. Varis - Last Sunday at 4:44 PM
Yes, of course!
Riensifir - Last Sunday at 4:44 PM
yay for Septimus Signus
Syrixia - Last Sunday at 4:44 PM
Great
So what'll it be then
Xentherida - Last Sunday at 4:44 PM
idgaf
Riensifir - Last Sunday at 4:44 PM
apparently the seventh sign according to his name
Syrixia - Last Sunday at 4:44 PM
Foaming at the mouth or falling over backwards?
A. Varis - Last Sunday at 4:44 PM
Legalizing incest is a bad idea!
Riensifir - Last Sunday at 4:44 PM
literally means seventh sign
crazy
A. Varis - Last Sunday at 4:45 PM
I should keep that in mind when an issue of that subject arrives.
Syrixia - Last Sunday at 4:45 PM
@Riensifir What if you see the sign?
Riensifir - Last Sunday at 4:45 PM
but there are apparently seven or more
Syrixia - Last Sunday at 4:45 PM
I SAW THE SIGN
AND IT OPENED UP MY EYES I SAW THE SIGN
Riensifir - Last Sunday at 4:45 PM
I'm going to go make some ramen
brb
Syrixia - Last Sunday at 4:46 PM
XD
Xentherida - Last Sunday at 4:46 PM
I'll pay for Syr's rehab treatment
A. Varis - Last Sunday at 4:46 PM
@Syrixia after careful deliberation with a half-full pail of water and a squirrel carcass I scraped off of my car's tire, I have drawn to the conclusion that falling over backwards is the most cost-effective solution to this long-term plan.
Syrixia - Last Sunday at 4:46 PM
Interesting!
Then be sure to submit the investiture into the tree-plinth for acculturation.
A. Varis - Last Sunday at 4:47 PM
Yes, that goes without saying!
Syrixia - Last Sunday at 4:47 PM
The resulting pulse-throat will end the fox's tooth.
A. Varis - Last Sunday at 4:47 PM
Indeed. No need to buttle the bees with a klaxon's trill.
Syrixia - Last Sunday at 4:48 PM
Very insightful, wunduniik.
A. Varis - Last Sunday at 4:50 PM
I came here to ask for opinions on a game, but I came out with the gift of ever-knowing.
Riensifir - Last Sunday at 4:52 PM
welcome to TNP's Discord server

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Great Bights Mum:

That was as delightful as it was bizarre. btw, Syr, love the avatar. "No Paper Towels" is my fave.

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I'm An Apple?:

Loisyr Griffin - Today at 6:07 PM
The Imperial House of Syrixia has ruled in an unbroken line of rulership for over two thousand years.
And the Imperial office still retains all of its power.
Bob McKanada - Today at 6:07 PM
you just lost alot of land
Loisyr Griffin - Today at 6:08 PM
Technically since we were around since 0 AU, we gained and then lost a lot of land
Bob McKanada - Today at 6:08 PM
ex-empire
savage af
Loisyr Griffin - Today at 6:08 PM
However, you could say we had a net gain
Cimmeria - Today at 6:08 PM
@Loisyr Griffin But you're just named an empire. True empires usually has a substantially large amount of territory.
Bob McKanada - Today at 6:08 PM
Cimm, you dont have to use such big words
chiiill
smokes a toke'
Loisyr Griffin - Today at 6:08 PM
I don't recall the Central African Empire having a substantially large amount of territory, and the Roman Empire was smaller than the United States of America.
Bob McKanada - Today at 6:09 PM
Empires are usually seen as influencial countries.
wait
imma search the defenition of empire
Loisyr Griffin - Today at 6:09 PM
An empire is an extensive group of states or countries under a single supreme authority, formerly especially an emperor or empress. The Syrixian Empire fulfilled this when Akbar the Conqueror conquered the kingdoms on the Syrixian Home Island and proclaimed a unified state.
Cimmeria - Today at 6:09 PM
Me too.
Loisyr Griffin - Today at 6:09 PM
Read the post I just made
Bob McKanada - Today at 6:09 PM
em·pire
?em?p?(?)r/
noun
1.
an extensive group of states or countries under a single supreme authority, formerly especially an emperor or empress.
"the Roman Empire"
synonyms: kingdom, realm, domain, territory, imperium; More
2.
a variety of apple.
Loisyr Griffin - Today at 6:10 PM
.....what.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empire_(apple)
Bob McKanada - Today at 6:10 PM
Syr is an apple
Loisyr Griffin - Today at 6:10 PM
oh my god.
i'm an apple.
Bob McKanada - Today at 6:10 PM
confirmed
Peter Goyffin - Today at 6:10 PM
no lois
get off the drugs

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The PACER Test:

Hyacinth RavenclawBOT - Today at 8:44 AM
@jurapura5 has joined the server.
Syrixia - Today at 10:00 AM
The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Bohseon - Today at 10:59 AM
What's your pacer score btw
Feathers|Away - Today at 11:04 AM
Over 9000.
Bohseon - Today at 11:05 AM
55 or 58
Feathers|Away - Today at 11:05 AM
Over 9000.
It is known as the beep test where I live.
We hated it at school.
Bohseon - Today at 11:07 AM
My school calls it the
"Medieval Rat Torture"
RON - Today at 12:03 PM
The fitness gram pacer test is a multi stage aerobic capacity test
That progressively gets more difficult as it continues
Hyacinth RavenclawBOT - Today at 12:59 PM
jurapura5#8772 has left the server.
Feathers|Away - Today at 1:05 PM
lol they left

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Indecisive?:

Hyacinth RavenclawBOT - Today at 5:30 PM
@JustStayAlive has joined the server.
JustStayAlive#0762 has left the server.

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Mini Spamwars 2017:

What's the deal with pins? You stick it into somebody and then they say "Ouch!"

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Mini Spamwars 2017:

Canada, since nobody hates canada.

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BANTER:

Xentherida - Today at 6:29 PM
I'l love to see Goy vs Syr
Loremaster Lois - Today at 6:29 PM
xenth is confirmed sadist
Cimmeria - Today at 6:29 PM
Yay!
Xentherida - Today at 6:29 PM
The winner would definitely be the rest of the world
kek
Cimmeria - Today at 6:29 PM
@Loremaster Lois How is Xen sadistic?
Xentherida - Today at 6:30 PM
banter.
Loremaster Lois - Today at 6:30 PM
banter.
Peter Goyffin - Today at 6:30 PM
banter.
Xentherida - Today at 6:30 PM
banter
Cimmeria - Today at 6:30 PM
STOP
Xentherida - Today at 6:30 PM
no
Loremaster Lois - Today at 6:30 PM
no
Peter Goyffin - Today at 6:30 PM
no
Xentherida - Today at 6:30 PM
HELP
Loremaster Lois - Today at 6:30 PM
HELP
Cimmeria - Today at 6:30 PM
Stop
Peter Goyffin - Today at 6:30 PM
HELP
no
Xentherida - Today at 6:30 PM
no
Cimmeria - Today at 6:30 PM
STOP
Loremaster Lois - Today at 6:30 PM
ok lol
Sodium - Today at 6:30 PM
banter

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Födrich Griffenberg - Today at 5:27 PM
@Andy What would happen if the Andrennian Princess marries a Ninhunder
Bootsie - Today at 5:27 PM
We castrate the Ninhunder.

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Nin Doesn't Understand What Bombs Are:

Plembobria - Today at 2:53 PM
I am building a bomb
that I will detonate in the middle
of Ninhundland

Ninhundland - Today at 2:53 PM
Ok

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Best Movie Ever:

Scarlet - Today at 12:10 AM
what gets people interested in a movie
Caliph Nog Ross (Maloria) - Today at 12:13 AM
A good story
Scarlet - Today at 12:21 AM
water is wet

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Sodium on the How French Language was Created:

Sodium - Today at 5:34 PM
"OH LET'S TALK VULGAR LATIN BUT THROUGH OUR NOSE"
"YAH THAT SOUNDS GREAT"

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Skittleyflakes:

(nothing availible)

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Melysande Cousland - Today at 8:11 PM
@Democratic Christian Republic has joined the server.

Mouxordia - Today at 8:11 PM
Hello!

Swiss Iberia (Nightsong) - Today at 8:12 PM
welcome

Democratic Christian Republic - Today at 8:12 PM
Hello, just checking out the TNP servers

Darcania - Today at 8:12 PM
purple

Swiss Iberia (Nightsong) - Today at 8:13 PM
that there is our friendly dragon admin, don't mind him... he'll just make you purple and then fly off somewhere to watch us all from a distance.

Mouxordia - Today at 8:15 PM
He watches over us all.
Protects us.
The guardian we need, but don't deserve.

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Lout - Today at 4:10 PM
Who wants to play tic tac toe?
Ok, I'll be X's
X
your move...
Karenus - Today at 4:15 PM
O
Lout - Today at 4:15 PM
X
Karenus - Today at 4:17 PM
O
Lout - Today at 4:21 PM
X
Karenus - Today at 4:21 PM
Damn, you're good.
Lout - Today at 4:22 PM
Years of practice my friend
I'll admit, I got nervous when I saw that 2nd "O"
Karenus - Today at 4:23 PM
Doesn't seem so. You handled it perfectly.

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Brief explanation of some of the Germanic/Gotic languages of Eras:

Lady Andrenne, Alcohol Queen - Today at 9:30 PM
hej

Peter Goyffin - Today at 9:31 PM
hej

Iraelia, Mini-Syrixia - Today at 9:33 PM
HEROENDUABTRBZWJSBAHI

StGeorge - Today at 9:37 PM
Here we see the three main Gotic dialects
First the Andrensk, then the Gojan
finally the Nin

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#TRUTH:

Cogoria - Today at 12:34 AM
The RMB nations would just post about the fighting while we'd have pages of diplomatic meetings about how to organise the international force

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Raven:

Nin, just do me a favor and refrain from speaking in my presence.

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Raven:

You're not just saying. You're trying to mansplain. FOCK. OFF.

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McMasterdonia:

Lord Ravenclaw normally roleplays as a nurse.

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Mouxordia:

Hail Mecklenberg.

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guy:

I have a physical shrine to Grim in my room, and you are vilifying me on the basis of my religion.

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Raven is God.:

Sodium - Today at 9:08 PM
Let's cease
Sodium - Today at 9:08 PM
This... Line of discussion
David Benjamin Netanyahu - Today at 9:08 PM
Sir yes Sir
StGeorge|Naizerre|Gotmark - Today at 9:09 PM
Steady now. God is watching
Birb with an identity crisis - Today at 9:09 PM
Thanks for reminding them about me babe

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Self-Report:

Lois, God-Emperor of Mecklenburg - 09/23/2017
I accidentally reported myself
Help
primeboy1/Trinster - 09/23/2017
Gg syr
Nice knowing ya
Peter Goyffin - 09/23/2017
you reported yourself
what
Lois, God-Emperor of Mecklenburg - 09/23/2017
IN THE AAAAAARMS
OOOOOOOOF
THE ANGEEEEEEEELS
Peter Goyffin - 09/23/2017
how is that even possible
Lois, God-Emperor of Mecklenburg - 09/23/2017
You can report yourself on mobile
primeboy1/Trinster - 09/23/2017
Tbf, i dont think discord would care about what youve done
Lois, God-Emperor of Mecklenburg - 09/23/2017
I'M SORRY DISCORD GODS

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They're Perfect For Eachother!:

StGeorge|Naizerre|Gotmark - Today at 9:01 AM
Hai @everyone ^___^
Birb with a helicopter fetish - Today at 9:02 AM
Go to hell

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Dad Jokes:

Prydania - Today at 7:52 PM
@John Cimm Doe you told TN you had posted and then said “Now for Pry”
so i'm just curious
Mouxordia, King Schwifty - Today at 7:52 PM
Hi Curious, I'm Dad.

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Praise Be to Barry:

Miedzy; Mad with Power - Today at 11:22 PM
rn im ignoring the NE
Miedzy: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, what in god's name is happening? ill just ummmmmm stay away
Should I get involved?
Iraelia, Mini-Syrixia - Today at 11:24 PM
NOT IT ISN'T
KILL THEM ALL
ITS US VS. THEM
Miedzy; Mad with Power - Today at 11:24 PM
i feel as if i should be involved
Iraelia, Mini-Syrixia - Today at 11:24 PM
murders people before a poster of Barry Goldwater
Loisyr Griffin - Today at 11:32 PM
Iraelia's ritual sacrifice
He offers human sacrifices to an effigy of Barry Goldwater
Iraelia, Mini-Syrixia - Today at 11:32 PM
Indeed.
Loisyr Griffin - Today at 11:33 PM
@Iraelia, Mini-Syrixia THE POWER OF BARRY COMPELS YOU
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/275360930181939200/377314599969488906/unknown.png
Loisyr Griffin - Today at 11:34 PM
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/275360930181939200/377314781931241472/unknown.png
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/275360930181939200/377314786268020737/unknown.png
do not try to resist
Iraelia, Mini-Syrixia - Today at 11:34 PM
It's usually in the form of people I lure into an alley with the promise of a 20 dollar banknote then I render them unconscious by beating them senseless with my copy of Atlas Shrugged. I say their last rites by reading aloud from Death of the West, and then I begin the sacrifice all while repeating the words "Greed is Good"

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Kyoki Chudoku - Today at 11:34 PM
I think you have a few alternate interpretations of history
McMasterdonia - Today at 11:34 PM
He was the greatest American who ever lived
Newt Gingrich came close but for me
Kyoki Chudoku - Today at 11:35 PM
Well, I'm not American, so...
McMasterdonia - Today at 11:35 PM
Jesus will always be the best American
Kyoki Chudoku - Today at 11:35 PM
But...he's not American...
McMasterdonia - Today at 11:35 PM
Are you Obama?
Yes he is
Jesus was born in Tennessee

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Plembina George - Today at 5:34 PM
@Artemis I use the light theme!!
U GONNA DIVORCE ME NOW(edited)
If you don't recant that I will make racist jokes about elves
A. Lunya - Today at 5:36 PM
why

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Catalunya:

Plembina George - Today at 5:34 PM
@Artemis I use the light theme!!
U GONNA DIVORCE ME NOW(edited)
If you don't recant that I will make racist jokes about elves
A. Lunya - Today at 5:36 PM
why

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StGeorge - Today at 5:37 PM
Elves are the worst
Artemis - Today at 5:38 PM
No one asked you George.
StGeorge - Today at 5:38 PM
And yet, still true.
Plembina George - Today at 5:38 PM
Stop trying to make the dark theme happen(edited)
It's not gonna happen(edited)
StGeorge - Today at 5:39 PM
Calm down McM
Artemis - Today at 5:39 PM
No I’m not going to divorce you. Your mother would kill me.
Plembina George - Today at 5:39 PM
lol
A. Lunya - Today at 5:39 PM
rip

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ForeignAffairsMinisterTreka - Today at 6:01 PM
SEX ME FRIDAY MY BOIS HAHAHA
RuskaLand (Lotion Empire) - Today at 6:02 PM
woah,who dis? is he new?
A. Lunya - Today at 6:02 PM
?
ForeignAffairsMinisterTreka - Today at 6:02 PM
No
i ain't even in this region
but
i was
RuskaLand (Lotion Empire) - Today at 6:02 PM
i see, whats your nation?
Darcania - Today at 6:02 PM
joined back in october
ForeignAffairsMinisterTreka - Today at 6:02 PM
Almost 2 years ago
uhhh
??Fikou - Today at 6:02 PM
my nation is The Kingdom of Fikoland
ForeignAffairsMinisterTreka - Today at 6:03 PM
Imperialist Treka
Darcania - Today at 6:03 PM
nice choice for a first message
~nation Fikoland

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