Amusing Discord Quotes

Raven - Today at 11:55 AM
I feel like one question we ask any prospective admin on boards I work on should be: "How would you deal with an angry Raven?"
Points for methods that do not involve "shooting it with a high powered rifle"

Darcania - Today at 11:55 AM
you don't, it's impossible

Raven - Today at 11:56 AM
There are ways

Darcania - Today at 11:56 AM
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore"

Minecraftia/TOHOATNP - Today at 11:56 AM
You could just shoot it.

TheGrimReaper - Today at 11:56 AM
a distraction that makes him angrier at something else

Minecraftia/TOHOATNP - Today at 11:56 AM
Imeanwhat

Tomb - Today at 11:56 AM
Lock it up :stuck_out_tongue:

Darcania - Today at 11:56 AM
Could give some raven treats
like whatever ravens eat

Minecraftia/TOHOATNP - Today at 11:57 AM
Human flesh?

TheGrimReaper - Today at 11:57 AM
I think they eat mainly baked goods, but I'm not a bird lawyer

Sasten - Today at 11:57 AM
Tower of London feeds them biscuits soaked in blood.
IIRC, they mainly eat meat and things in the wild.

Darcania - Today at 11:58 AM
hmm. Would ravens be delicious to a dragon?

TheGrimReaper - Today at 11:59 AM
that depends
 
Melysande CouslandBOT - Today at 12:54 PM
What kind of games?
Teh World - Today at 12:54 PM
@Melysande Cousland ANY game
Melysande CouslandBOT - Today at 12:54 PM
Ok. Close your eyes.
Teh World - Today at 12:54 PM
@Melysande Cousland closes eyes
Melysande CouslandBOT - Today at 12:55 PM
kisses cheek.
 
TheGrimReaper - Today at 10:40 AM
I had to resign
something about my erotic fanfic
Darcania - Today at 10:42 AM
TNP RPs need more erotic fanfics
Yalkan - Today at 10:47 AM
burst open door with stacks of paper (edited)
Finally! My time has come!
 
Attorney Chace - Today at 11:57 AM
@Melysande Cousland let's welcome @Drusilla to The North Pacific!
Melysande CouslandBOT - Today at 11:57 AM
I'm sorry.
Kranimo/TOHOATNP - Today at 11:57 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Attorney Chace - Today at 11:57 AM
<_<
Eragon78692 - Today at 11:58 AM
DENIED
 
Teh World - Today at 10:28 AM
@Melysande Cousland you just made @Kranimo/TOHOATNP bankrupt
Melysande CouslandBOT - Today at 10:28 AM
He is the president of the United States.
Teh World - Today at 10:28 AM
wat
Teh World - Today at 10:30 AM
i found this :four_leaf_clover:
~slot 5
Melysande CouslandBOT - Today at 10:30 AM

:six: :six: :cookie:
>:mushroom: :mushroom: :two:
:heart: :heart: :four_leaf_clover:
@Teh World Two symbols! Your bet is multiplied * 2! 10!
Current credits: 1296
Teh World - Today at 10:30 AM
OMG
Kranimo/TOHOATNP - Today at 10:31 AM
slow clap
Teh World - Today at 10:31 AM
:four_leaf_clover:
~slot 100
Melysande CouslandBOT - Today at 10:31 AM

:cherries: :cherries: :cyclone:
>:cookie: :cookie: :sunflower:
:two: :two: :six:
@Teh World Two symbols! Your bet is multiplied * 2! 200!
Current credits: 1496
Teh World - Today at 10:31 AM
OMGG
Kranimo/TOHOATNP - Today at 10:31 AM
:four_leaf_clover:
Teh World - Today at 10:31 AM
IT WORKS
Kranimo/TOHOATNP - Today at 10:31 AM
~slot 100
Melysande CouslandBOT - Today at 10:31 AM

:two: :sunflower: :cyclone:
>:four_leaf_clover: :six: :sunflower:
:cyclone: :mushroom: :six:
@Kranimo/TOHOATNP Nothing! Lost bet.
Credits left: 80
Teh World - Today at 10:31 AM
...
Kranimo/TOHOATNP - Today at 10:31 AM
@Teh World You little twat.
Teh World - Today at 10:31 AM
nvm
for me it worked doe
 
Yalkan - Today at 6:38 PM
Dont you have an election to run
Darcania - Today at 6:39 PM
um
Sasten's got it
probably
Yalkan - Today at 6:41 PM
<_<
NEW MESSAGES
Sasten - Today at 6:42 PM
Uhh....right, the election. I've got it...
Darcania - Today at 6:43 PM
...
NEW MESSAGES
Sasten - Today at 6:43 PM
...
 
Emperor Plempatine:
Plemby - Today at 10:43 PM
NO ONE TAKES MY SEAT
I have an appointment that day @Bootsie

Chace Ash - Today at 10:44 PM
remains Delegate until he chooses a successor

Plemby - Today at 10:44 PM
I agree

Chace Ash - Today at 10:44 PM
in Sith Lord's voice
I WILL MAKE IT LEGAL

the Qianlong Emperor - Today at 10:45 PM
*laughs hysterically and then coughs up a giraffe hairball*

Plemby - Today at 10:45 PM
I will burn down the RA headquarters, and then the RA will vote me emergency powers!

the Qianlong Emperor - Today at 10:45 PM
"A new chancellor...a STRONG chancellor..."

Chace Ash - Today at 10:45 PM
"For a safe, and SECURE, society..."

the Qianlong Emperor - Today at 10:46 PM
"The FIRST...NORTH PACIFIC...EMPIRE!"

the Qianlong Emperor - Today at 10:46 PM
(note- considering tnp's bad history with coupers it probably is not actually the first)

Chace Ash - Today at 10:46 PM
*the RA thunderously applauds Plemby*

Plemby - Today at 10:46 PM
Thank you thank you

the Qianlong Emperor - Today at 10:47 PM
cut to @Bootsie whispering "So this is how liberty dies...with thunderous applause"

Bootsie - Today at 10:47 PM
Lol.

Yalkan - Today at 10:47 PM
liberty is for chumps

Plemby - Today at 10:47 PM
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/f1/f162db583147e1fdb31fce24a00a26ad837d5cf9e9f1ba34df5daf95987c90fa.jpg


Chace Ash - Today at 10:47 PM
LOL

the Qianlong Emperor - Today at 10:47 PM
LMAO
very accurate

Plemby - Today at 10:48 PM
No one makes fun of Feinstein
 
Chace Ash - Today at 9:10 PM
What is Bootsie? A hamster? A gerbil? These questions need answers!

Bootsie - Today at 9:10 PM
I'm a guinea pig!

Denarius Albatraoz - Today at 9:10 PM
Bootsie is a Chuy

Chace Ash - Today at 9:10 PM
lmao

Denarius Albatraoz - Today at 9:10 PM
An Ecuadorian delicacy

Chace Ash - Today at 9:10 PM
:laughing:

Denarius Albatraoz - Today at 9:10 PM
I eat Bootsies for dinner

the Qianlong Emperor - Today at 9:11 PM
I love the smell of roast Bootsie in the morning
 
Mad Jack - Today at 5:22 PM
WE WERE ALL SAYING THE SAME THING
OK
Darcania - Today at 5:22 PM
YES
Mad Jack - Today at 5:22 PM
GOOD
Plemby - Today at 5:22 PM
lol
Darcania - Today at 5:22 PM
VERY WELL
POINT TAKEN
Chace Ash - Today at 5:22 PM
I'm glad this debate is over now
Darcania - Today at 5:22 PM
WELL ARGUED, GENTLEMEN
Chace Ash - Today at 5:22 PM
Thank goodness we have all argued that we are arguing the exact same thing
 
Bootsie - Today at 8:17 PM
Anyone farting tonight?
Darcania - Today at 8:17 PM
um
at some point, probably
Deputy AG Goy - Today at 8:18 PM
Wtf
Ummm
Bootsie - Today at 8:18 PM
OMG, autocorrect! Tarting, I meant tarting!
 
We got another one.
Felis the Cat - Today at 11:08 AM
I've been slacking on farting though
NS is blocked at home against my will so it's a little inconvenient
*tarting
Smh autocorrect
Sam111 - Today at 11:08 AM
Hehe
 
r3naissanc3r - Today at 6:58 PM
I am from Greece, and my bachelor degree is from a Greek university

Kondratev - Today at 6:58 PM
If you're in the EU, they really won't mail something to you?
That sucks

r3naissanc3r - Today at 6:58 PM
I'm in the US
but even in the EU I doubt they'd mail it to me
my undergrad university's registrar has been the worst bureaucratic experience of my life
and i come from Greece, so the bar when it comes to bureaucracy is already very low
 
Lord Ravenclaw - Today at 1:26 AM
Congratulations Lieutenant Darcania just won an award
Yalkan - Today at 1:26 AM
For what
Lord Ravenclaw - Today at 1:26 AM
Modesty
Felis the Cat - Today at 1:26 AM
Foot up the arse?
Yalkan - Today at 1:26 AM
I prefer Felis' award
Darcania - Today at 1:27 AM
It's not a real award if it's not in the form of a ribbon
Lord Ravenclaw - Today at 1:27 AM
Would you like the prize?
Darcania - Today at 1:27 AM
Is it a foot up the arse?
Lord Ravenclaw - Today at 1:27 AM
Much better
Darcania - Today at 1:27 AM
Boot?
Felis the Cat - Today at 1:27 AM
Stick?
Yalkan - Today at 1:27 AM
A hammer to the face?
Felis the Cat - Today at 1:27 AM
Scissors?
Yalkan - Today at 1:27 AM
A luger to the back of the head?
Lord Ravenclaw - Today at 1:27 AM
~kick @Darcania
Melysande CouslandBOT - Today at 1:27 AM
Done. That felt good.
 
Asta - Today at 8:27 AM
okay I have to ask
who is Kaschovia?

Deputy AG Goy - Today at 8:27 AM
Kasch

Asta - Today at 8:28 AM
And why did they send me a telegram suggesting I apply for citizenship?
along with 7 other random nations that begin with S.
:neutral_face:

Deputy AG Goy - Today at 8:28 AM
hmm
are you a citizen?

Asta - Today at 8:28 AM
.........

Deputy AG Goy - Today at 8:28 AM
i'm guessing yes

Asta - Today at 8:28 AM
b
wh
HI I AM SILLYSTRING
NICE TO MEET YOU.

Deputy AG Goy - Today at 8:29 AM
oh
were you delegate around a year ago by any chance

frattastan - Today at 8:29 AM
"Your name is familiar, you know"

Asta - Today at 8:30 AM
>_>
Yes I was the delegate during last year's zombie apocalypse. :neutral_face:

Kondratev - Today at 8:30 AM
Who?
Speaking of Kasch I haven't seen him on Discord for it seems like 2 months

Asta - Today at 8:31 AM
:sob:

frattastan - Today at 8:41 AM
Is this like when someone said "Now that I've seen Unibot I realise that Fratt was such a bad delegate"?

Lord Ravenclaw - Today at 8:58 AM
:neutral_face: I'm sorry

Asta - Today at 8:59 AM
not quite as bad as that >_>
 
QyOHDLJ.png
 
Sankami - Today at 7:06 PM
pffft
okay
the greatest struggle of my day is trying to reconciliate praetor's bunny avatar on the forums and the smoldering chace icon on discord
 
Darcania - Today at 12:27 AM
Oh, it's Reverand Green, isn't it
or is that just in Cluedo
Flemingovia - Today at 12:45 AM
Reverend
Darcania - Today at 12:46 AM
I think it's Mr. Green in the US version
Flemingovia - Today at 12:52 AM
Aye, They believe in Separation of Church and Cluedo.
 
further to the above:


Darcania - Today at 7:53 AM
omg

Cronaal the Cat - Today at 7:53 AM
Church and Cluedo?

Darcania - Today at 7:56 AM
Cluedo is the UK version of Clue
Reverend Green was renamed Mr. Green when Cluedo came to America as Clue

Flemingovia - Today at 8:02 AM
Because the ACLU demanded said that if the church was involved, Clue could not be played in church. They made placards: "No Player in church"
then a school in Alabama put up a sculpture of a Clue board outside the schoolhouse door.
There was carnage; busloads of hipsters came out from New York.
Lynyrd Skynyrd recorded a song about it.
"In Birmingham they made a Clue board (boo, hoo, hoo)
Well we all did what we'd to do.
Now Reverend Green does not bother me
Does a board game bother you? (tell the truth)"
Jessie Jackson and others linked arms in front of the sculpture. As the crowd of Hipsters got ugly, dice were thrown.
 
UGR - Today at 10:05 PM
Why do people here insist on searching themselves via your database...
Lord Ravenclaw - Today at 10:06 PM
Because they can
~userinfo @UGR#9887
Melysande CouslandBOT - Today at 10:06 PM
~userinfo [user]
Shows users's informations
Alduin - Today at 10:06 PM
RIP
Alduin - Today at 10:06 PM
~userinfo @UGR#9887
wow wtf
Lord Ravenclaw - Today at 10:06 PM
he left
Alduin - Today at 10:06 PM
gg
Kialgo q???p - Today at 10:06 PM
kek
The Grim Reaper - Today at 10:06 PM
of all the things to piss him off
it was ~userinfo

Alduin - Today at 10:07 PM
slow claps
 
KastrosTheDank - Today at 11:14 PM
@Ash Chace Here's the first two sentences from the Government issued fan fic made by the Culture Department while I was Chancellor
TNR arose from his slumber gracefully, dressed in the world's finest linens made from orphan meat and baby tears. As he got up from his bed, his stomach growled and he knew then that it was time for his feeding.

Lockland Enforcer - Today at 11:14 PM
why
why do you have to make yet another region avoid us

KastrosTheDank - Today at 11:16 PM
Because they need to be warned

Lockland Enforcer - Today at 11:16 PM
warned of our degeneracy
?

KastrosTheDank - Today at 11:17 PM
just of us in general

Lockland Enforcer - Today at 11:18 PM
good point'
 
Ash Chace - Today at 3:02 PM
~8ball will @Praetor Chace be Delegate soon?

Melysande CouslandBOT - Today at 3:03 PM
As I see it, yes

Ash Chace - Today at 3:03 PM
~8ball will @Praetor Chace coup to become Delegate?

Melysande CouslandBOT - Today at 3:03 PM
Outlook good
 
Alduin (Syr) - Today at 1:11 PM
@The Grim Reaper The Black Doom is Syrixia's most elite military force. It constitutes its own branch of the armed forces. Their uniforms are all black and they work in the shadows. When they strike they blitzkrieg the enemy extremely fast to minimize possible enemy reaction time. They're armed to the teeth and their training is many times harder than that of the other branches.
The Grim Reaper - Today at 1:12 PM
you know Imperium literally uses child soldiers
Alduin (Syr) - Today at 1:12 PM
wtf
Xentherida - Today at 1:12 PM
wait what
The Grim Reaper - Today at 1:12 PM
as opposed to you Imperium isn't bound by decency
Xentherida - Today at 1:12 PM
CONDEMNATION INTENSIFIES
Darcania - Today at 1:12 PM
wait hold up
all-black uniforms?
c'mon, Syr
 
Melysande Cousland - 12/15/16 at 10:23 PM

@Praetor Chace 226! Your bet is multiplied * 5000! 500000000!
Current credits: 566336293



The god of gambling, Praetor.
 
Solarmania Beta - Today at 1:25 AM
Ducks are a worthless waste of oxygen

Darcania - Today at 1:25 AM
good thing their quacks don't echo

Solarmania Beta - Today at 1:25 AM
but they do

Darcania - Today at 1:25 AM
nope
if a duck hears its own quack it explodes

Solarmania Beta - Today at 1:26 AM
Ducks are only good as cannon fodder for sport shooters
how?
ducks are not grenades

Darcania - Today at 1:27 AM
buildup of pressure in the digestional system

Solarmania Beta - Today at 1:28 AM
but when a duck quacks surely it hears it

Darcania - Today at 1:28 AM
Nah, it's subtly different since it echoes inside its skull first

Solarmania Beta - Today at 1:29 AM
DUCKS DO NOT EXPLODE WHEN THEY HEAR THEIR OWN QUACKS OTHERWISE THEY WOULD EXPLODE ALL OF THE EFFING TIME!
(?°?°??? ???

Mad Jack - Today at 1:30 AM
no, the ducks hear the echo of the quack first
and thus don't explode
because its technically not their quack

Darcania - Today at 1:30 AM
Mad Jack gets it

Solarmania Beta - Today at 1:31 AM
HOW IS THE ECHO OF A DUCK'S QUACK NOT THE DUCK'S OWN QUACK

Mad Jack - Today at 1:31 AM
because echo

Darcania - Today at 1:31 AM
The sound passes through a different medium than air as it reverberates through their skull
so different qualities

Solarmania Beta - Today at 1:32 AM
SOUND IS SOUND NO MATTER WHAT MEDIUM IT PASSES THROUGH

Darcania - Today at 1:32 AM
It's like how, for most people, their voice sounds different to themselves than it does to others
No, like, if you took a recording of their quack and played it back to them, they'd explode because it's the sound of their own quack, but since the reverberations affect the sound, making it subtly deeper, their heads don't explode.
It's simple science.

Solarmania Beta - Today at 1:33 AM
that is stupid

Darcania - Today at 1:34 AM
Science don't care for your personal opinions
It's simple fact

Solarmania Beta - Today at 1:34 AM
YOU MUST CUT DOWN THE MIGHTIEST TREE IN THE FOREST WIITH ...... A RECORDING OF A DUCK QUACK

Mad Jack - Today at 1:35 AM
sound can't cut down trees

Darcania - Today at 1:35 AM
That wouldn't do anything
It would only affect the duck the quack came from

Mad Jack - Today at 1:35 AM
a sound of sufficient volume, tone or pitch may be able to knock a tree down, but i highly doubt it could cut it

Darcania - Today at 1:36 AM
Seriously, I don't get what's so hard to understand about this.
I learned this in fourth grade biology.
 
The Wicked Witches of Syrixia:
The Madgod - Today at 8:00 PM
Syrixia's main weakness is...
well,
cold things
Jackets, ice, even air conditioning
No one cares to use air conditioning because the Syrixians are used to the heat

Der Kæserland - Today at 8:00 PM
throws snow at syrixians

The Madgod - Today at 8:01 PM
AAAHHHHHHH!!!

Der Kæserland - Today at 8:01 PM
lol

The Madgod - Today at 8:01 PM
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
I'M MELTING
MEEEEEELTIIIIIIING
melts
 
Yalkan "2 Dank 2 Shank" Sanguine - Today at 10:01 PM
Plemby
Just spam the agro agora(edited)
Sodium (Yer) - Today at 10:01 PM
agro?
Yalkan "2 Dank 2 Shank" Sanguine - Today at 10:01 PM
like we all do
Sodium (Yer) - Today at 10:01 PM
he's not tanking the raid boss
Yalkan "2 Dank 2 Shank" Sanguine - Today at 10:01 PM
Well he's not supposed to
Sodium (Yer) - Today at 10:01 PM
Flem is not a fucking raid boss
Yalkan "2 Dank 2 Shank" Sanguine - Today at 10:01 PM
but thats not my fault he cant stick to his roll
Riensifir Sanguine - Today at 10:01 PM
Please, Plemby is obviously DPS
Sodium (Yer) - Today at 10:01 PM
Plemby is support
obvs
Riensifir Sanguine - Today at 10:01 PM
No, DPS
Yalkan "2 Dank 2 Shank" Sanguine - Today at 10:01 PM
ranged dps
Sodium (Yer) - Today at 10:02 PM
nah
DPS is for the whiny people
Yalkan "2 Dank 2 Shank" Sanguine - Today at 10:02 PM
so it's perfect
Sodium (Yer) - Today at 10:02 PM
Actually yeah
that's true
Riensifir Sanguine - Today at 10:02 PM
there you go
it's official
@Plembobria is DPS
 
Syrogorath Sanguine - Today at 11:07 AM
I think now is the time
to bring back Fluttr

Bella, who is better than Rosie - Today at 11:08 AM
yes
fluttr is my favourite place to spout sjw trash

Mad Jack - Today at 11:08 AM
lol

Syrogorath Sanguine - Today at 11:09 AM
oh christ
 
Goy - Today at 12:19 PM
is esroniet just old white men
Syrogorath Sanguine - Today at 12:19 PM
basically
you forgot their insane cheese fetish though
Goy - Today at 12:20 PM
ah yes
 
Ninhundland Eating Some Chips:
REO Syrwagon - Today at 9:46 PM
Nin
Goy - Today at 9:46 PM
w
t
f
REO Syrwagon - Today at 9:46 PM
shhhhh
Navaronia - Today at 9:46 PM
lol
nin walks in
FrozenHatStack - Today at 9:46 PM
mute :)
REO Syrwagon - Today at 9:46 PM
New TNP meme
Nogori - Today at 9:46 PM
Dear Nin, silence
REO Syrwagon - Today at 9:46 PM
Nin walks in
@Ninhundland click the microphone right next to your username on the bottom left of the screen
It will mute you
FrozenHatStack - Today at 9:47 PM
orkneys = island in scotland(edited)
REO Syrwagon - Today at 9:47 PM
because
shuddap
FrozenHatStack - Today at 9:47 PM
*islands
Goy - Today at 9:47 PM
nin walks in
hears crumbling sounds
REO Syrwagon - Today at 9:47 PM
NIN STAPH CHEWING CHIPS
FrozenHatStack - Today at 9:47 PM
plem mute him
REO Syrwagon - Today at 9:47 PM
mute him
FrozenHatStack - Today at 9:47 PM
if you can
:)
REO Syrwagon - Today at 9:47 PM
kill it with fire
Navaronia - Today at 9:47 PM
burning it
REO Syrwagon - Today at 9:47 PM
BURN THE WITCH
Goy - Today at 9:47 PM
MUTE
REO Syrwagon - Today at 9:47 PM
raises pitchfork
Navaronia - Today at 9:48 PM
BURN IT DOWN
REO Syrwagon - Today at 9:48 PM
A WITCH!!!
NIN SHUDDAP XD
FrozenHatStack - Today at 9:48 PM
NIN
REO Syrwagon - Today at 9:48 PM
NIN
Goy - Today at 9:48 PM
NIN
FrozenHatStack - Today at 9:48 PM
qq
REO Syrwagon - Today at 9:48 PM
NIN
Navaronia - Today at 9:48 PM
you just made YALKAN stop telling the story
FrozenHatStack - Today at 9:48 PM
NIN MUTE
REO Syrwagon - Today at 9:48 PM
NIN
STFUUUU
XD
FrozenHatStack - Today at 9:48 PM
WE STILL LOVE YOU :)
REO Syrwagon - Today at 9:48 PM
(even though we know you practice the dark magicks, o evil witch)
Goy - Today at 9:49 PM
the power of christ compells you
the power of christ compells you
the power of christ compells you
the power of christ compells you
the power of christ compells you
the power of christ compells you
the power of christ compells you
the power of christ compells you
the power of christ compells you
REO Syrwagon - Today at 9:49 PM
Out of this house
Out of this house
Out of this house!
Out of this house!
 
Esplandia and the Holy Grail:
Esplandia/Arrandal - Today at 7:31 PM
My RP in Arrandal will be titled: The Trial of Iskaya Bathory
She's the leader of the vampire rebels
Nogori - Today at 7:32 PM
BURN HER
Darth Pardalus - Today at 7:32 PM
A WITCH!
Esplandia/Arrandal - Today at 7:32 PM
She was captured at the battle of Shepsfells which ended the civil war
Xentherida - Today at 7:32 PM
what
Darth Pardalus - Today at 7:32 PM
WE'VE FOUND A WITCH @Esplandia/Arrandal, MAY WE BURN HER?
Esplandia/Arrandal - Today at 7:32 PM
After the trial, yes
Nogori - Today at 7:32 PM
YES WE MAY
Darth Pardalus - Today at 7:32 PM
BUT BUT
SHE LOOKS LIKE ONE!
Nogori - Today at 7:33 PM
Will something go bad at the trial
Darth Pardalus - Today at 7:33 PM
hmmmm
Nogori - Today at 7:33 PM
Tell me something will go bad
Esplandia/Arrandal - Today at 7:33 PM
She looks like:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/147374647426416640/274698455954358272/image.png
Darth Pardalus - Today at 7:33 PM
Maybe
....she's
made OF WOOD
Nogori - Today at 7:33 PM
Pretty
Darth Pardalus - Today at 7:33 PM
THROW HER INTO THE POND!!!
Xentherida - Today at 7:33 PM
Wait!
What else floats on water?
Nogori - Today at 7:33 PM
A boat
Esplandia/Arrandal - Today at 7:33 PM
@Nogori yes something will go bad
Darth Pardalus - Today at 7:34 PM
Bread, apples, very small rocks...
OH!
A DUCK!
Xentherida - Today at 7:34 PM
So if she weighs the same as a duck...
then?
Darth Pardalus - Today at 7:34 PM
If she ways the same as a duck... she's made of wood!
Nogori - Today at 7:34 PM
She can swim
Xentherida - Today at 7:34 PM
and therefore?
Darth Pardalus - Today at 7:34 PM
.....
A WITCH
A WITCH!!!
Xentherida - Today at 7:34 PM
BURRRN
Nogori - Today at 7:34 PM
BURN HER
Darth Pardalus - Today at 7:34 PM
TO THE SCALES!!!
Xentherida - Today at 7:34 PM
How do you know she's a witch?
SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT
Nogori - Today at 7:34 PM
BURN THEM ALL
Xentherida - Today at 7:34 PM
...i got better
Esplandia/Arrandal - Today at 7:34 PM
Now that's just silly
Darth Pardalus - Today at 7:35 PM
Esplandia and the Holy Grail
Nogori - Today at 7:35 PM
Does Arrandal have unicorns
Xentherida - Today at 7:35 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3jt5ibfRzw
 
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