Amusing Discord Quotes

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TNPer
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?????????? - Today at 12:07 PM
rumor has it HW will vote clinton
Bootsie - Today at 12:08 PM
Who?
MadJack - Today at 12:09 PM
Bush 1
according to a Kennedy, a Bush is going to vote for a Clinton
 
Plembobria - Last Friday at 12:51 PM
Good heavens why can't people stick to one name
preferably one that is easy to spell
MadJack - Last Friday at 12:52 PM
sorry Patrick Ravenclaw I'll be sure to mention to Plembobria your stance on multiple names ;)
 
Ash (ODB) - Today at 1:04 PM
~kill @Techislovakia

Melysande CouslandBOT - Today at 1:04 PM
@Ash (ODB) grabs @Techislovakia's head and tears it off with superhuman speed and efficiency. Using @Techislovakia's head as a makeshift basketball, @Ash (ODB) expertly slams dunk it into the basketball hoop, much to the applause of the audience watching the gruesome scene.

Epic.
 
Ash:
Ash (ODB) - Today at 1:04 PM
~kill @Techislovakia

Melysande CouslandBOT - Today at 1:04 PM
@Ash (ODB) grabs @Techislovakia's head and tears it off with superhuman speed and efficiency. Using @Techislovakia's head as a makeshift basketball, @Ash (ODB) expertly slams dunk it into the basketball hoop, much to the applause of the audience watching the gruesome scene.

Epic.
I've seen all of the various different possible ways that melysande can kill people, this one doesn't surprise me
 
Darcania - Today at 1:09 AM
I am the cuddliest dragon
Yalkan - Today at 1:09 AM
for a cuddly dragon
ya sure got a boat load of blood around your mouth
Darcania - Today at 1:10 AM
shh
come here for cuddles
don't mind the blood
 
Darcania - Today at 1:17 AM
um
Techislovakia - Today at 1:17 AM
Wtf
Darcania - Today at 1:17 AM
umm
Techislovakia - Today at 1:17 AM
Stay away from my wife you sicko!!
 
Herr Kaleun Yalkan - Today at 12:25 AM
What're you gonna do with the stick
Cuddly Dragon - Today at 12:25 AM
um
throws it
fetch
I hear simpler creatures like fetch
Herr Kaleun Yalkan - Today at 12:26 AM
I will end your lineage
picks up stick
This is fukken mine now
Cuddly Dragon - Today at 12:27 AM
um
I already apparently fathered a giraffe somehow
so...
stares at stick
Herr Kaleun Yalkan - Today at 12:29 AM
Wait
What
When?
Was it syr?
Cuddly Dragon - Today at 12:30 AM
stares at stick
Herr Kaleun Yalkan - Today at 12:30 AM
hands over the stick
Cuddly Dragon - Today at 12:31 AM
Good boy!
throws stick again
Yalkan's such a good pet. So well-trained, too.
 
Jesus - Today at 11:11 PM
Most assuredly I say to you
he who giveth stamps
storeth up treasure for himself in the kingdom of magicality
Our Delegate, ladies and gentlemen.
 
Plemby - Today at 9:17 PM
lol
Yeah Pallaith usually doesn't know what he's doing
Pallaith - Today at 9:17 PM
I...have no response to that
Plemby - Today at 9:17 PM
hence the conspiracy theories that @Abbey is the brains behind the WA ministry and perhaps the whole government.
hell
the whole WORLD
Our delegate, ladies and gentlemen
 
Goyanes - Today at 12:44 AM
my ultimate dream, but i would probably get banned from RP within 5 minutes of posting this in the claim thread.
[IMAGE]
Plemby - Today at 12:56 AM
you are banned from RP
Goyanes - Today at 12:56 AM
are you sure?
Plemby - Today at 12:57 AM
no
I'm not sure of anything
Syrixia - Today at 1:10 AM
Just came on to check if anything important has happened; about to go to bed
Plemby - Today at 1:11 AM
I became dictator in a bloodless coup

Our delegate, ladies and gentlemen
 
Our Delegate ladies and gentlemen:
Patrick Ravenclaw - Today at 8:34 PM
Did someone kick me or was that my fucking touchpad
Yalkan - Today at 8:34 PM
Hey everyone there's a nub in chat
Raven - Today at 8:34 PM
I believe Asta kicked you
Navaronia - Today at 8:34 PM
HAHAHAHA WHAT A LOOOS-
Patrick Ravenclaw - Today at 8:34 PM
<_<
Asta - Today at 8:34 PM
>_>
 
Pallaith - Today at 9:49 PM
@Darcania, Minister of Shite did you see the application for your ministry?
Darcania, Minister of Shite - Today at 9:49 PM
yes
Yalkan - Today at 9:49 PM
I will end you
Darcania, Minister of Shite - Today at 9:49 PM
I, uh
don't know what to do about that
I mean, does he have the right qualifications?
Best TNP Conlanger - Today at 9:49 PM
@Darcania, Minister of Shite
@Darcania, Minister of Shite
@Darcania, Minister of Shite
Pallaith - Today at 9:50 PM
do you?
Praetor - Today at 9:50 PM
Poor Sasten
Best TNP Conlanger - Today at 9:50 PM
@Darcania, Minister of Shite
@Darcania, Minister of Shite
Darcania, Minister of Shite - Today at 9:50 PM
Of course
Best TNP Conlanger - Today at 9:50 PM
@Darcania, Minister of Shite
Darcania, Minister of Shite - Today at 9:50 PM
I trust Plemby's judgment
Yalkan - Today at 9:50 PM
I say he qualifies!
Praetor - Today at 9:50 PM
Also @Darcania, Minister of Shite someone applied to your Ministry
Darcania, Minister of Shite - Today at 9:50 PM
Yep
It happens
We're the fastest-growing Ministry
Best TNP Conlanger - Today at 9:50 PM
@Darcania, Minister of Shite someone applied to your ministry
Darcania, Minister of Shite - Today at 9:50 PM
Yep
We're the best Ministry
right, Yalk?
Pallaith - Today at 9:50 PM
oh and by the way
@Darcania, Minister of Shite
Best TNP Conlanger - Today at 9:51 PM
@Darcania, Minister of Shite
Yalkan - Today at 9:51 PM
Yes
Pallaith - Today at 9:51 PM
you got someone applying to join your ministry
Yalkan - Today at 9:51 PM
we are
Darcania, Minister of Shite - Today at 9:51 PM
Yep
Yalkan - Today at 9:51 PM
:smile:
Darcania, Minister of Shite - Today at 9:51 PM
We're the only Ministry that matters
Yalkan - Today at 9:51 PM
Oh man this is the best
Praetor - Today at 9:51 PM
Oh look
Best TNP Conlanger - Today at 9:51 PM
You got someone who wants in @Darcania, Minister of Shite
Darcania, Minister of Shite - Today at 9:51 PM
Hey
Praetor - Today at 9:51 PM
@Darcania, Minister of Shite someone just applied
Darcania, Minister of Shite - Today at 9:51 PM
Everyone wants to be inside me, @Best TNP Conlanger
Yalkan - Today at 9:51 PM
holy shit this is hilarious
....
Best TNP Conlanger - Today at 9:51 PM
@Darcania, Minister of Shite some guy just applied(edited)
Darcania, Minister of Shite - Today at 9:51 PM
Yup
Pallaith - Today at 9:51 PM
apparently someone decided to join your ministry @Darcania, Minister of Shite check it out
Darcania, Minister of Shite - Today at 9:51 PM
We're the Ministry that will change things around here(edited)
Hold on, I'm on it
Best TNP Conlanger - Today at 9:52 PM
@Darcania, Minister of Shite you should check the applications
Praetor - Today at 9:52 PM
@Darcania, Minister of Shite hey you might have a recruit to your Ministry fyi
Darcania, Minister of Shite - Today at 9:52 PM
Sweet
Darcania, Minister of Shite - Today at 9:55 PM
Thanks, I've done so just now
Yalkan - Today at 9:55 PM
is the best dish
Pallaith - Today at 9:55 PM
you shouldn't keep him waiting @Darcania, Minister of Shite
Darcania, Minister of Shite - Today at 9:55 PM
http://forum.thenorthpacific.org/single/?p=10012883&t=7198621
Yalkan - Today at 9:55 PM
and you just got served
Darcania, Minister of Shite - Today at 9:56 PM
I like to let the anticipation build first
Best TNP Conlanger - Today at 9:56 PM
Don't want the ministry to get bogged down @Darcania, Minister of Shite
Darcania, Minister of Shite - Today at 9:56 PM
Indeed, I'll have to cut some members
@Yalkan , you're fired
Pallaith - Today at 9:56 PM
it would be better if you gave your applicant an answer @Darcania, Minister of Shite
Darcania, Minister of Shite - Today at 9:56 PM
Thanks, I'm on it
Yalkan - Today at 9:56 PM
D:
Darcania, Minister of Shite - Today at 9:56 PM
ten seconds ago
Praetor - Today at 9:56 PM
@Darcania, Minister of Shite Have you added him to the user group yet?
Darcania, Minister of Shite - Today at 9:56 PM
Oh, no, I forgot!
I'm on it!
Yalkan - Today at 9:56 PM
crying
Praetor - Today at 9:56 PM
@Darcania, Minister of Shite tsk tsk
Pallaith - Today at 9:56 PM
sloppy work to leave applicants hanging @Darcania, Minister of Shite
Darcania, Minister of Shite - Today at 9:56 PM
Hey, now
Shite is inherently sloppy
Pallaith - Today at 9:57 PM
but...did you add your new applicant yet @Darcania, Minister of Shite?
Darcania, Minister of Shite - Today at 9:57 PM
Now, now
I need to build more anticipation
Best TNP Conlanger - Today at 9:57 PM
@Darcania, Minister of Shite
Darcania, Minister of Shite - Today at 9:57 PM
People are excited for the Ministry, check out all the people talking about it
Best TNP Conlanger - Today at 9:58 PM
We're reminding you to be better at accepting applications @Darcania, Minister of Shite
Asta - Today at 9:58 PM
oh god stop
please
please god
please stop
Darcania, Minister of Shite - Today at 9:58 PM
aw, right, I need to get a DM
@Yalkan , you're my new DM
don't let me down, now
Best TNP Conlanger - Today at 9:58 PM
He deserved it Asta
Yalkan - Today at 9:58 PM
Indeed
Best TNP Conlanger - Today at 9:58 PM
@Darcania, Minister of Shite really deserved it
Asta - Today at 9:58 PM
you're not even pinging me and I'm bothered >_>
Yalkan - Today at 9:58 PM
What a ride
That was great fellas
Our Ministers, ladies and gentlemen.
 
Yalkan - Today at 8:42 PM
tries shoving it back in
Darcania, Minister of Shite - Today at 8:42 PM
...
sometimes being immortal isn't as cracked up as it seems
it's uh
not working
@Yalkan
what do I do?
Yalkan - Today at 8:44 PM
lick it up

:unsure:
 
Praetor:
Yalkan - Today at 8:42 PM
tries shoving it back in
Darcania, Minister of Shite - Today at 8:42 PM
...
sometimes being immortal isn't as cracked up as it seems
it's uh
not working
@Yalkan
what do I do?
Yalkan - Today at 8:44 PM
lick it up

:unsure:
What happens in #the-sewers, stays in #the-sewers.
 
Darcania - 10/10/2016
well, fine
I'll just take full credit for writing my shite proposals, then
Plemby - 10/10/2016
@Darcania YOU ARE APPOINTED AS MINISTER OF SHITE
Darcania - 10/10/2016
hooray
I'd have a real Ministry, but Plemby's racist
Plemby - 10/10/2016
you must used the dragons only water fountains
Kondratev - 10/10/2016
welp
Our Delegate, ladies and gentlemen.
 
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Best TNP Conlanger - Today at 2:37 PM
hush Darc
Lord Inquisitor Ash - Today at 2:37 PM
shaddup Darc
Darc, Former Minister of Shite - Today at 2:37 PM
._.
seems people are getting tired of my shite...
 
Melysande CouslandBOT - Today at 1:27 AM
Welcome @Felis the Dog to The North Pacific [General]!
Felis the Dog - Today at 1:28 AM
Kys mel
madjack - Today at 1:28 AM
heh
Denarius Albatraoz - Today at 1:28 AM
oh noes
Lord High Inquisitor Ash - Today at 1:28 AM
lol
Yalkan - Today at 1:28 AM
And the prodigal child returns
Felis the Dog - Today at 1:28 AM
*special
 
Jose - Today at 8:59 PM
@Bootsie um, i joined yesterday cause a friend told me about this game. i ended up in this region. My friend told me not to join WA because it was apparently really cancerous, joined anyway. Now im just trying to get more involved because this is really fun
Darcania (DMCA) - Today at 8:59 PM
I don't really know how WA is cancerous...
Bootsie - Today at 9:00 PM
Don't listen to your friend! They're silly. You chose a good reason to have WA in!
Darcania (DMCA) - Today at 9:00 PM
In fact, the WA can be quite fun sometimes
Bootsie - Today at 9:00 PM
prepares WADP speech.
Darcania (DMCA) - Today at 9:00 PM
prepares NPA speech
Praetor - Today at 9:00 PM
prepares coup speech
 
Yalkan - Today at 10:04 PM
@Melysande Cousland who's the idiot
Melysande CouslandBOT - Today at 10:04 PM
The guy next to me.
Cronaal McBootyCat - Today at 10:04 PM
I get woken up and I don't even get a rest
I instantly have to pick up cat shit
Darcania (DMCA) - Today at 10:04 PM
nice timing
 
Yalkan Likes Big Rods:
Pope Diabetus - Today at 8:14 PM
Guslantis only has one nuclear missile?

Scarlet/Woggo ? - Today at 8:15 PM
Demescia has little to no nuclear weapons

Pope Diabetus - Today at 8:15 PM
Syrixia still has 100
Can't be bothered to lessen them or make more

Andrenne - Today at 8:15 PM
andrenne has like 20 something

Darcania - Today at 8:15 PM
Each nuke is 1000 meters long
with 10 trillion megatons
and I have 10,000
I win

Yalkan - Today at 8:16 PM
But tungsten rods Darc
Tungsten fukken rods

Darcania - Today at 8:16 PM
You and your obsession with rods

Yalkan - Today at 8:16 PM
it's only natural
 
>Raven - Today at 10:44 AM
Congratulations @Goy 4 Justice you were the only person running for Delegate, so you've won!
>Kommandant Techislovakia - Today at 10:44 AM
Time for you to retire @Patrick Ravenclaw
The Raven has spoken
>Goy 4 Justice - Today at 10:45 AM
I would like to thank all my supporters, including but not limited to, Techislovakia, Tomb, Nav, and others, and Darcania, who changed my election topic title with his sorcery after I screwed up

Our new delegate, ladies and gentlemen
 
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