Amusing Discord Quotes
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#Poolside:
#The-Gardens (TNP RP server):John C.K. Doe - 12/14/2017
Hello?
Xentherbaldwin - 12/14/2017
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Sodium-mas - 12/14/2017
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Iraelia, Mini-Syrixia - 12/14/2017
We wub you too MJ :kissing_heartedited)
MJ
I will Stab you with a spoon
Yukkira - 12/14/2017
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John C.K. Doe - 12/14/2017
@Iraelia, Mini-Syrixia Can you see this?
Iraelia, Mini-Syrixia - 12/14/2017
I'm gonna stab you first Yukki >:L
John C.K. Doe - 12/14/2017
?!
Xentherbaldwin - 12/14/2017
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Iraelia, Mini-Syrixia - 12/14/2017
No
Man, chats been dead
Why am I the only one typing?
Xentherbaldwin - 12/14/2017
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Peter Goyffin [Goyanes/Ascalon] - 12/14/2017
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Iraelia, Mini-Syrixia - 12/14/2017
Woah
Woke
Yukkira - 12/14/2017
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Xentherbaldwin - 12/14/2017
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John C.K. Doe - 12/14/2017
@Peter Goyffin [Goyanes/Ascalon] @Xentherbaldwin THIS ISN'T FUNNY!
Xentherbaldwin - 12/14/2017
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Iraelia, Mini-Syrixia - 12/14/2017
Woke afWoke afWoke afWoke afWoke afWoke afWoke afWoke afWoke af
Darcania - 12/14/2017
why is there so much spam
Iraelia, Mini-Syrixia - 12/14/2017
Idfk
Uno
John C.K. Doe - 12/14/2017
I'm alone...
Iraelia, Mini-Syrixia - 12/14/2017
It brings out the worst in us
@Yukkira
This content has been @Yukkira
John C.K. Doe - 12/14/2017
I'M ALL ALONE!!!
Iraelia, Mini-Syrixia - 12/14/2017
Gen terida
Lmao
John C.K. Doe - 12/14/2017
:scream:
Iraelia, Mini-Syrixia - 12/14/2017
Adirehtnex
John C.K. Doe - 12/14/2017
@Iraelia, Mini-Syrixia
Iraelia, Mini-Syrixia - 12/14/2017
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Miss North Pacific (The Syca) - 12/14/2017
Ok.
John C.K. Doe - 12/14/2017
:scream:
Cogoria, master of the Strait - 12/14/2017
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John C.K. Doe - 12/14/2017
NOOOOO!!!
Xentherbaldwin - 12/14/2017
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Iraelia
TNPer
B
BrasilAcre
Guest
huh
Berkowitzia
TNPer
Craviter:
Darcbot
Biscuit Server Bluie's claimed nations: Konar, Military Konar, Wand, Zombie Konar, Ryuga Waga Teki Wa Kurao, Kogoron, Making Up Names Is Tiring, Ich Hasse Faschisten
Zazumo
If i did this I'd break the bot lmao
Biscuit Server Bluie
Imagine if QD did it
BMWSurfer
Feyt would just list all the nations, say Yeah, RIP, and go offline
Biscuit Server Bluie's claimed nations: Konar, Military Konar, Wand, Zombie Konar, Ryuga Waga Teki Wa Kurao, Kogoron, Making Up Names Is Tiring, Ich Hasse Faschisten
Zazumo
If i did this I'd break the bot lmao
Biscuit Server Bluie
Imagine if QD did it
BMWSurfer
Feyt would just list all the nations, say Yeah, RIP, and go offline
Berkowitzia
TNPer
the-gardens:
Scottie
I must condemn TNP for being ebil opresseris to muh fredum of spech
Ya Friently Neighborhood Emperor
This south acton guy is gonna condemn TNP now because one of its discord people harrasod him by saying welcome to him and then the same person on the other discord harrasod him again
Malphe
Harrasod? Piss poor spelling, Friently, it's spelt horassed.
Get your english right.
I must condemn TNP for being ebil opresseris to muh fredum of spech
Ya Friently Neighborhood Emperor
This south acton guy is gonna condemn TNP now because one of its discord people harrasod him by saying welcome to him and then the same person on the other discord harrasod him again
Malphe
Harrasod? Piss poor spelling, Friently, it's spelt horassed.
Get your english right.
HAL 9001 [Sasten] - Yesterday at 11:20 PM
The short answer is that we've had far less time due to real-life circumstances than we were expecting/hoping. I got a ton of university coursework, Cog didn't get the break from his job that he was expecting. Owenstacey hasn't said exactly, but I suspect he's in the same boat.
Ghost (Pallaith) - Yesterday at 11:24 PM
Sorry it’s fallen on you to be the ambassador of the THOs but...thanks
January 27, 2018
Mall - Today at 12:24 AM
imma recall yo ass if you don't post something on the forum giving us some sort of accurate timeline
The short answer is that we've had far less time due to real-life circumstances than we were expecting/hoping. I got a ton of university coursework, Cog didn't get the break from his job that he was expecting. Owenstacey hasn't said exactly, but I suspect he's in the same boat.
Ghost (Pallaith) - Yesterday at 11:24 PM
Sorry it’s fallen on you to be the ambassador of the THOs but...thanks
January 27, 2018
Mall - Today at 12:24 AM
imma recall yo ass if you don't post something on the forum giving us some sort of accurate timeline
Vixen
TNPer
Dem Blobies - Today at 5:19 PM
ok everyone follow me on this
wheat bread is still made of wheat right?
Dem Blobies - Today at 5:20 PM
so by that logic rice bread is made out of rice
Dem Blobies - Today at 5:21 PM
so if you were to somehow make vinegar rice bread
would it be sushi
Prydania - Today at 5:22 PM
Dem
I feel like maybe you should take up alchemy
ok everyone follow me on this
wheat bread is still made of wheat right?
Dem Blobies - Today at 5:20 PM
so by that logic rice bread is made out of rice
Dem Blobies - Today at 5:21 PM
so if you were to somehow make vinegar rice bread
would it be sushi
Prydania - Today at 5:22 PM
Dem
I feel like maybe you should take up alchemy
Detective Syrixia and the Mystery of the Yoke:Oh Hai MarCogoria - Last Friday at 12:53 PM
I'm drunk. Next person to say thr word gets a new rll
Loisyr Griffin [Syrixia/Valland] - Last Friday at 12:54 PM
thr word
Loisyr Griffin [Syrixia/Valland] - Last Friday at 12:54 PM
@Oh Hai MarCogoria but fr what do you mean by "new rll"
new role?
new roll?
new rice?
no dice?
Nauru?
Oh Hai MarCogoria - Last Friday at 12:54 PM
If you say the word
You get it
Loisyr Griffin [Syrixia/Valland] - Last Friday at 12:55 PM
the word...?
Oh Hai MarCogoria - Last Friday at 12:55 PM
Yes
Loisyr Griffin [Syrixia/Valland] - Last Friday at 12:55 PM
OK
well can I have one? :stuck_out_tongue:
Oh Hai MarCogoria - Last Friday at 12:55 PM
It's a fuckem abomin nation
Loisyr Griffin [Syrixia/Valland] - Last Friday at 12:55 PM
is that the name of the role?
Oh Hai MarCogoria - Last Friday at 12:55 PM
Ni
Mo
No
Loisyr Griffin [Syrixia/Valland] - Last Friday at 12:56 PM
oh, that's what you say
a fuckem abomin nation
did I do it right
ello?
Oh Hai MarCogoria - Last Friday at 12:58 PM
No. Only idiots who say the word get it
The role
Loisyr Griffin [Syrixia/Valland] - Last Friday at 12:59 PM
Well how would you define "idiot"
What is your threshold
Oh Hai MarCogoria - Last Friday at 1:01 PM
Everything
9nly for idiotsvwhobsayvtheword
Loisyr Griffin [Syrixia/Valland] - Last Friday at 1:01 PM
If everything is your definition
then all people here are idiots
which means I can have the role
Oh Hai MarCogoria - Last Friday at 1:01 PM
Yes
No
Onlyvforvthevword
Loisyr Griffin [Syrixia/Valland] - Last Friday at 1:03 PM
But see, Cog: if everyone is an idiot then everyone can have the word.
And to get the role you must say the word.
Oh Hai MarCogoria - Last Friday at 1:03 PM
Yes
Loisyr Griffin [Syrixia/Valland] - Last Friday at 1:03 PM
So since I am part of the group that is "everyone", as it is "everyone", I can have the word.
So tell me the word
Oh Hai MarCogoria - Last Friday at 1:03 PM
No
Cause I'd have to say it making me a yoke
Loisyr Griffin [Syrixia/Valland] - Last Friday at 1:04 PM
Did you mean "joke"? Or literally "yoke"? Either way, how would saying the word make you either of those things?
I would simply like to know the word so I may say the word.
Oh Hai MarCogoria - Last Friday at 1:05 PM
I said what I meant
It's a ducking yoke
A thing
Fucking
Yoke
Loisyr Griffin [Syrixia/Valland] - Last Friday at 1:06 PM
How is it a yoke upon you then? This implies that you would be, in some way, stuck, if you said the word. I am asking HOW you would be stuck.
90% sass (esp/arr) - Last Friday at 1:07 PM
Syr's a city boy he wouldn't know what that is
Loisyr Griffin [Syrixia/Valland] - Last Friday at 1:08 PM
It looks to me like some form of stocks.
Oh Hai MarCogoria - Last Friday at 1:09 PM
It's a ypke
Yoke
90% sass (esp/arr) - Last Friday at 1:09 PM
It's to put around the neck of livestock to pull a plow
Loisyr Griffin [Syrixia/Valland] - Last Friday at 1:09 PM
Interesting
90% sass (esp/arr) - Last Friday at 1:09 PM
It was also used on slaves
Loisyr Griffin [Syrixia/Valland] - Last Friday at 1:09 PM
I did look up "Irish yoke" and Cog is actually right in saying "yoke" is a term for "thing"
Which begs the question
@Oh Hai MarCogoria If saying the word would make you a thing, what thing would that be?
Oh Hai MarCogoria - Last Friday at 1:10 PM
A yoke
Loisyr Griffin [Syrixia/Valland] - Last Friday at 1:10 PM
OK, let's rephrase it
What is the nature of the yoke you think you would be if you were to say the word
HAL 9001 (Sasten) - Last Friday at 1:11 PM
Somehow I don't see this conversation going anywhere.
Deer Loves Fluff [Pry/Iraelia] - Last Friday at 1:11 PM
a yoke is traditionally used on livestock, around the necks. it was also used on slaves, as Esp said.
it's origin as a tool around the neck and shoulder areas has also lead to the word "yoke" meaning the shoulder area of a shirt.
Loisyr Griffin [Syrixia/Valland] - Last Friday at 1:11 PM
That is the definition I knew.
But it also means "thing" - it is an Irish slang term
90% sass (esp/arr) - Last Friday at 1:11 PM
Also it's a slang term for work and/or marriage where I'm from lol
Loisyr Griffin [Syrixia/Valland] - Last Friday at 1:11 PM
That is the definition Cog was using
Oh, I see
so if he said the word then I would say it to him
which means he'd have to give me the role
and that'd be work for him
Is that hypothesis correct, Cog?
Oh Hai MarCogoria - Last Friday at 1:12 PM
A y9ke is a fuckimg thing!
Loisyr Griffin [Syrixia/Valland] - Last Friday at 1:12 PM
OK, so it wasn't
So he was definitely using the "thing" definition
Oh Hai MarCogoria - Last Friday at 1:12 PM
If I said the yoke I'd have to do myself
With the fuckong thing
Role
Loisyr Griffin [Syrixia/Valland] - Last Friday at 1:13 PM
OK, now he's just confusing me
Oh
Never mind
90% sass (esp/arr) - Last Friday at 1:13 PM
Cog already said he was drunk and Syr's trying to figure out his reasoning lol
Loisyr Griffin [Syrixia/Valland] - Last Friday at 1:13 PM
So I guess I was right then
Oh Hai MarCogoria - Last Friday at 1:13 PM
No one's right! Right is ducking Hitler! Right is not ok
Loisyr Griffin [Syrixia/Valland] - Last Friday at 1:14 PM
If you're referring to the political right wing, then this is an incorrect statement, but that is a topic for Poolside.
Oh Hai MarCogoria - Last Friday at 1:14 PM
Pools are manky
Loisyr Griffin [Syrixia/Valland] - Last Friday at 1:14 PM
Time to look up "manky"...
Oh Hai MarCogoria - Last Friday at 1:14 PM
Like a bath for a hundred people
But cold
Loisyr Griffin [Syrixia/Valland] - Last Friday at 1:15 PM
manky in British English. (?mæ?k? ) adjectiveWord forms: mankier or mankiest slang. worthless, rotten, or in bad taste.
In this, Cog, I agree
I do not like pools
Oh Hai MarCogoria - Last Friday at 1:15 PM
I'm not fucking British!
90% sass (esp/arr) - Last Friday at 1:16 PM
You're just in denial
Loisyr Griffin [Syrixia/Valland] - Last Friday at 1:16 PM
It means the same thing in Ireland
Just checked
Oh Hai MarCogoria - Last Friday at 1:16 PM
So?
You said British! Collins would be turning in his grave
Loisyr Griffin [Syrixia/Valland] - Last Friday at 1:17 PM
Google said British
It's British English
colour valour all that
Deer Loves Fluff [Pry/Iraelia] - Last Friday at 1:17 PM
aka proper English
Loisyr Griffin [Syrixia/Valland] - Last Friday at 1:17 PM
shush you
Oh Hai MarCogoria - Last Friday at 1:17 PM
That's racist and wrong
Loisyr Griffin [Syrixia/Valland] - Last Friday at 1:18 PM
Alright, calm down...
Oh Hai MarCogoria - Last Friday at 1:18 PM
We died by the truckload to be irish
Not british
King Galactus of Hawaii [GOTNZ] - Last Friday at 1:18 PM
He means correct English
Oh Hai MarCogoria - Last Friday at 1:18 PM
I'm lying down
Loisyr Griffin [Syrixia/Valland] - Last Friday at 1:19 PM
Twas Google's words, not mine
Oh Hai MarCogoria - Last Friday at 1:20 PM
My rum is gone
[...]
Loisyr Griffin [Syrixia/Valland] - Last Friday at 1:26 PM
Right
Loisyr Griffin [Syrixia/Valland] - Last Friday at 1:26 PM
I give up
I brb
Lemme know if you guys found out what the nature of the thing is
HAL 9001 (Sasten) - Last Friday at 1:26 PM
Similar pronunciation, different word.
Oh Hai MarCogoria - Last Friday at 1:27 PM
Yoke
edited andy* (Skandrenne) - Last Friday at 1:27 PM
that’s the yoke
Oh Hai MarCogoria - Last Friday at 1:27 PM
What?
edited andy* (Skandrenne) - Last Friday at 1:27 PM
badum ts
joke, yoke
Oh Hai MarCogoria - Last Friday at 1:27 PM
I dont get it
edited andy* (Skandrenne) - Last Friday at 1:27 PM
that’s okay it was a bad joke
Oh Hai MarCogoria - Last Friday at 1:27 PM
What was?
They're two different words
Why are all the ad's online about got young singles in my area? I'm none of those things
Why dony they all get together?
Surely they're good matches? They be a lot in common
HAL 9001 (Sasten) - Last Friday at 1:32 PM
Alright, enough with the yoke jokes.
Oh Hai MarCogoria - Last Friday at 1:33 PM
A yoke can be a joke
On viouslu
HAL 9001 (Sasten) - Last Friday at 1:34 PM
But can a joke be a yoke?
Oh Hai MarCogoria - Last Friday at 1:34 PM
Yeah
King Galactus of Hawaii [GOTNZ] - Last Friday at 1:34 PM
Have I ever told you that you people are the worst?
HAL 9001 (Sasten) - Last Friday at 1:34 PM
Yes.
Oh Hai MarCogoria - Last Friday at 1:34 PM
No
I'm great when I'm drink
Drunk
I'm boring other wise
It's snowing
But I made it to the pub
So
I guess I'm good at something
I'm home now and I thought the rum was gone but I found more and some whiskey
But I've only one can of coke
But I'm watching tv so i win
Unless it's a contest then I probably only got 3
3 is good though
All good things have 3
yard defence exploter (xen) - Last Friday at 1:49 PM
what
HAL 9001 (Sasten) - Last Friday at 1:54 PM
And here we see the innocent bystander attempting to decipher the ramblings of the drunken Irishman and a bunch of degenerates.
Loisyr Griffin [Syrixia/Valland] - Last Friday at 2:05 PM
I take it we had no luck?
The Nog:Leviathan-Avalon Symbiote - Today at 7:28 PM
Essentially, the existing conflict would create an even battleground for the Leviathan/Avalonians and not be as stacked against them as it is currently.
But whatevers.
We'll cope with guerrilla warfare
Lozinak AA - Today at 7:30 PM
I'm not necessarily up for it because I dont have things fleshed out well enough yet for where I want the alliance to go, but It looks like the nog and Syr might be interested in some violence
That Empire with a Death Star - Today at 7:33 PM
Lozinak AA - Today at 7:30 PM
the nog
man, i love the TNP
The Nog - Today at 7:34 PM
I feel powerful
SPICY:Krolj Jadzia III Arrandal (esp) - Today at 8:12 PM
How do you like @dem apples?
Syrixia, Aspiring Alliance Whore - Today at 8:12 PM
takes off glasses
mother of god.
dem - Today at 8:12 PM
@Krolj Jadzia III Arrandal (esp) you want a piece of me
Syrixia, Aspiring Alliance Whore - Today at 8:13 PM
ooh spicy
Yalkan Roasts Me:
The Letter Chain:
Furry Puns:dem - Today at 8:23 PM
hey
what's a furry's favorite song
fur elise
Novus Italian Imperium Of Vapia - Today at 8:24 PM
Stop
Pls
Syrixia, Aspiring Alliance Whore - Today at 8:24 PM
^
furries are heretics and must be burned as witches in the county square
Novus Italian Imperium Of Vapia - Today at 8:24 PM
^^^
dem - Today at 8:24 PM
i hope you're not
fur real
Syrixia, Aspiring Alliance Whore - Today at 8:24 PM
no
bad
don't make me colonize yo ass again
Yalkan't handle my singing - Today at 8:24 PM
Kinky
Novus Italian Imperium Of Vapia - Today at 8:24 PM
Dem
Pls
Stop
Right the fuck now
dem - Today at 8:25 PM
okay okay
i'll paw-se my furry puns
East Verusa (Puczovska) - Today at 8:25 PM
für God's sake...
Yalkan't handle my singing - Today at 8:25 PM
I mean I think these are fantastic
dem - Today at 8:26 PM
thanks yalkan
at least someone is ap-purr-eciating my humor
East Verusa (Puczovska) - Today at 8:26 PM
Mein Gott...
Syrixia, Aspiring Alliance Whore - Today at 8:27 PM
kill me
Softlick:
Andy, HoSD - Today at 4:44 PM
I just dislike the idea of Kaandar being an NPC on a continent known for being more exciting with its conflicts
but like pry said, it’s not our decision
Prydania/Iraelia - Today at 4:46 PM
exactly
best we can do is try to write an interesting story around whatever Lore decides to do
Nog, Keizer of Iteria - Today at 4:47 PM
Yeah but I just hope all factors are taken into account
Imperator Azulnais (esp) - Today at 4:47 PM
Give it to Syrixia. Best decision
Prydania/Iraelia - Today at 4:47 PM
...
Nog, Keizer of Iteria - Today at 4:47 PM
I will hang you
Prydania/Iraelia - Today at 4:47 PM
Esp
Imperator Azulnais (esp) - Today at 4:47 PM
I feel a great disturbance in the force
Prydania/Iraelia - Today at 4:48 PM
we like to keep this server PG-13
Nog, Keizer of Iteria - Today at 4:48 PM
And besides we all know Iteria is rightfully Malorian
Yalkan't handle my singing - Today at 4:48 PM
jesus
Prydania/Iraelia - Today at 4:48 PM
try not to post such perverse sentiments :stuck_out_tongue:
I just dislike the idea of Kaandar being an NPC on a continent known for being more exciting with its conflicts
but like pry said, it’s not our decision
Prydania/Iraelia - Today at 4:46 PM
exactly
best we can do is try to write an interesting story around whatever Lore decides to do
Nog, Keizer of Iteria - Today at 4:47 PM
Yeah but I just hope all factors are taken into account
Imperator Azulnais (esp) - Today at 4:47 PM
Give it to Syrixia. Best decision
Prydania/Iraelia - Today at 4:47 PM
...
Nog, Keizer of Iteria - Today at 4:47 PM
I will hang you
Prydania/Iraelia - Today at 4:47 PM
Esp
Imperator Azulnais (esp) - Today at 4:47 PM
I feel a great disturbance in the force
Prydania/Iraelia - Today at 4:48 PM
we like to keep this server PG-13
Nog, Keizer of Iteria - Today at 4:48 PM
And besides we all know Iteria is rightfully Malorian
Yalkan't handle my singing - Today at 4:48 PM
jesus
Prydania/Iraelia - Today at 4:48 PM
try not to post such perverse sentiments :stuck_out_tongue: