Ask a stupid question and get a dumb answer

“Churchill: "Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?" Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course... "
Churchill: "Would you sleep with me for five pounds?"
Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!" Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price”


Was that what you wanted?
 
300 degrees orange, with a side of tuna.

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When your brain chemistry tells you to chop.

If you blend with a blender and wipe with a wiper, what is a fing in a finger doing?
 
1 for you, 6,431 for the grumpy old man.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a 1" rock?
 
When Americans celebrate independence by using decorative colored flares and eat fried chicken.

If the polar ice caps melting is so bad, why don't we just dump them in the desert?
 
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