Eulogize the Person Above You

(I believe you wrote it for primeboy,right?)

While wanted to explore universe,forgot that was in a skyscraper and demolished it and the ruins crushed him.
 
Stellar forces affect earth and make some places flood while others dry out.So Roaring Sea and the Western Outer Sea drawned Esplandia.
 
Killed by Duran Duran because he wasn't Hungry Like The Wolf. He regretted eating that meal only a few minutes before his untimely death.
 
^ Was a leader of some ministry. I don't remember which. Tried hard to complete many things, quite successful at some. Unfortunately running a sports league which took less than a decade between matches was not one of them
 
^ Couldn't break down the third little piggy's brick house; his fists and feet kept bleeding for days until he bled out and died
 
^ was a long term citizen of TNP. Surprised everyone with his ability to avoid achieving anything during that time


(sorry that was a bit mean)
 
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