Truth for IG: Descibe unto me your daily routine.
Gosh...if I had one, that might be easier.
6:30 am - Alarm clock goes off.
6:30:03 am - Alarm clock gets smacked.
6:40:03 am - Alarm clock gets smacked again.
6:50:03 am - I curse the morning DJs and roll out of bed, usually on the left side, and onto the floor. Usually onto something hard that I dropped there in disinterest the previous evening, like a book, or a sketchbook, or a pen, or a gameboy, or an exbox controller.
6:52 am - I put on a robe so I can get to the shower down the hall without anyone catching me nekkid.
7:00/05 am - I emerge from the steamy bathroom. Steamy because the fan is broken and the window is painted shut.
7:06 am - Stereo is turned on. This morning it was
The Final Cut
7:30ish am - Have finally decided on what to wear and brush my teeth while putting gel or mousse or some other type crap like that in my hair.
7:31 am - Prove that brushing teeth and singing to Pink Floyd are not mutually exclusive.
7:35 am - Hair is dry and doesn't look like I can control it, no matter what the styling product bottles say.
7:40 am - Change my mind on what I've decided to wear. Put on outfit option number 4 instead of number 14.
7:45 am - Make-up, earrings, any other accessories. Shoes.
7:47 am - Leave bedroom, lock door, make sure I have auditory stimulation and keys with me, head upstairs.
7:50 am - Return to bedroom to grab chapstick and forgotten cell phone.
7:51:07 am - Leave for work.
8:03 am - Get to work.
8:05 am - Clock in at work.
**The hours between 8 and Noon are usually erased from conscious recollection, Excepting 10 am, where I get online for break and post the blog entry for the day that I've been typing in a Microsoft Outlook window pretending to be busy because we've nothing else important to do.**
12:05 - Clock out at work.
12:17ish - Get home and scrounge lunch from the fridge or cupboard. This usually consists of a sandwich, wrap, ramen noodles, or if I'm in a cooking mood, something cooked.
12:30 - Run to my room to get away from an 8 year old and 5 year old - both with lightsabers, and a small yappy-type dog, and two teenage sisters. And my naggy third parent who is currently inhabiting the body of my 20 year old brother.
12:32 - Remove shoes and be glad to be barefooted and carefree again.
12:45 - Wander out to the backyard and find something to do, like lounge on the trampoline, or weed (usually it's not this one, but it's always an option), or pick the plums, or lay out and try to get a tan. This usually ends up with me being sunburned.
1:00 pm - If I am not drawing, reading, writing, playing the piano, wreaking Jedi havoc with small children, barking back at the yappy dog, or playing xbox, I will take the scooter and run to either a local book store, game store, or the old record shop where I used to work. I dunno...my afternoons are always free and unscheduled, at least until I find a full time job.
7:00 pm - Supper and Family time.
8:00 pm - I walk the dog, or my friend Andrea. Sometimes both.
8:45 pm - Back home. Recreational activities until 9 or 10 or 11, then I get a phone call from a "friend."
11 to 1 am - Talk, write stuff, read stuff, fall asleep listening to The Division Bell.
Truth for you: Do the same thing. Bwahaha.