Corrupt-A-Wish

Pigeonstan · Aug 22, 2020

but then your wish would come true

i wish that more people visited this thread

CheezyMeteor · Aug 22, 2020

Pigeonstan:
but then your wish would come true

i wish that more people visited this thread

Granted but they hate it
i wish that legos did not hurt if you stepped on them.

animuplace · Aug 23, 2020

now if you are near a lego it hurts like crazy

i wish that i could wish

CheezyMeteor · Aug 27, 2020

but no
i wish for 100,000 rupeees

animuplace · Aug 27, 2020

you have -100,000 rupeees

i wish for nothing

CheezyMeteor · Aug 27, 2020

You get nothing but everything
I wish l was taller

Pigeonstan · Aug 27, 2020

you die of giant size

i wish people would dab

animuplace · Aug 27, 2020

they all die of cringe

i wish i was a meme

Pigeonstan · Aug 27, 2020

everyone dislikes you

i wish i could have more wishes

animuplace · Aug 27, 2020

you have corrupted wishes

i wish for a tame non poisoned clean noodle cat

hokkadio · Sep 22, 2020

you get it but then it turns out to be posions

I wish fore Pangea

CheezyMeteor · Sep 23, 2020

hokkadio:
you get it but then it turns out to be posions

I wish fore Pangea

granted but pangaea splits in a year
i wish rome was built in a day

Queendom of Seridian · Sep 23, 2020

Rome collapsed faster due to weak supports in the buildings.
I wish we had world peace.

Aerilia · Sep 26, 2020

Granted, the sun eats up the Earth.

I wish I had a new car

Queendom of Seridian · Sep 27, 2020

Granted, you get a new hot-wheels car toy.

I wish bees weren't endangered.

Aerilia · Sep 27, 2020

Granted, but you get stung every hour

I wish the Star Wars sequels didn't exist.

hokkadio · Sep 30, 2020

they destroy all versions of all Star Wars movies

I wish star trek And star wars makeing a serie to gatter

Aerilia · Sep 30, 2020

Granted, but it ruins both series

I wish for a free plane

Kaiser William Fulbright · Sep 30, 2020

Granted, But it will crash immediately

I wish for a Bottle of Whiskey

Morning Sunshine · Sep 30, 2020

Granted, but you dropped that bottle of whiskey from the stratosphere.

I wish for two and a half grains of white rice.

CheezyMeteor · Sep 30, 2020

Morning Sunshine:
Granted, but you dropped that bottle of whiskey from the stratosphere.

I wish for two and a half grains of white rice.

You only get 2 grains of rice
i wish for cursed child movie

Kaiser William Fulbright · Sep 30, 2020

Granted, But it will involve Decapitation, Extreme Gore and Everything Unpleasant!

I wish for Crawfish Boil

Queendom of Seridian · Sep 30, 2020

Granted but an army of crawfish attack you.

I wish for equality.

animuplace · Sep 30, 2020

everyone is so equal that they all think the same thoughts every moment

i wish that i had a pet

Comfed · Sep 30, 2020

Granted, but it’s an angry king cobra and it bites you and you die.

I wish for three more wishes.

animuplace · Sep 30, 2020

all those wishes are corrupted wishes

i wish that politics didnt exist

Kaiser William Fulbright · Sep 30, 2020

Granted, But it will be replaced by Theocracy

I wish I was in Hell's Kitchen, NY Right now

Bobberino · Oct 1, 2020

Granted, but due to Covid, everything is shut down and you are alone.

I wish to be under the sea in an octopus' garden in the shade.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Oct 1, 2020

Granted, but those tentacles are Hentai like and all over you

I wish to be elected New York state assemblyman

Morning Sunshine · Oct 1, 2020

Granted. but the next day, the assebly building burns down.

I wish my ns issue draft is accepted.

Autilia Leader Lady · Oct 1, 2020

granted but it's dismissed by everyone
i wish not to fail History

animuplace · Oct 1, 2020

you accomplish destroying the world

i wish for a book

Kaiser William Fulbright · Oct 1, 2020

Granted, But the book is empty

I wish to pass Law School

animuplace · Oct 1, 2020

you pass law school as a failure

i wish for a snack

Queendom of Seridian · Oct 1, 2020

animuplace:
you pass law school as a failure

Where's your wish?

Kaiser William Fulbright · Oct 1, 2020

Granted, but it will be carbon dated from the times of the ancient egyptians

I wish to be the governor of New york

hokkadio · Oct 2, 2020

You be com it but new. York becomes twice as poor as the poorest area in the world

I wish the netherlands have 120million inhabbitans

Kaiser William Fulbright · Oct 2, 2020

Granted, But it will be in a single apartment

I wish for New York to have a population of 30 Million

hokkadio · Oct 2, 2020

New York Gers 30 million inhabbitans but many inhabbitans live in favelas

I wish American And canadian citys And toen ar bild by using the European style of bilding places and public transport and cycling

Kaiser William Fulbright · Oct 2, 2020

Granted, But the suicide rate will be the same

I wish for a Twix

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