Corrupt-A-Wish

Aerilia · Oct 2, 2020

Granted, but someone steals it before you are able to eat it

I wish for a new laptop

Kaiser William Fulbright · Oct 3, 2020

Granted, But it will be filled with malware and Viruses

I wish for a lifetime supply of Norwegian Salmon

Aerilia · Oct 3, 2020

Granted, but it's spoiled by the time it gets to you

I wish to go back in time a hour

Kaiser William Fulbright · Oct 3, 2020

Granted, But you'll die doing it

I wish for Nelson Rockefeller to come back to life

hokkadio · Oct 5, 2020

You het one but it is 2 years out of date

I wish the next post is in English

Kaiser William Fulbright · Oct 5, 2020

Gewährt (Granted), Das ist aber deutsch

I wish For A Box Of Adderall

hokkadio · Oct 5, 2020

You het it but are immediately arrested

I wish the usa has 2 biljoen inhabbitans

Kaiser William Fulbright · Oct 5, 2020

Granted, but they all live in your apartment or house

I wish for Pure Vodka

Queendom of Seridian · Oct 8, 2020

It's got too much alcohol in and you die.

I wish for humanity to be smarter.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Oct 8, 2020

Granted, But you are the only human that didn't got smarter

I wish for People who wants free advise

hokkadio · Oct 9, 2020

they come, but there are so many that you have to stay up all week

i wish 1000 inhabitants per square km live on earth

Aerilia · Oct 12, 2020

Granted, but everyone dies

I wish that I had no neighbours

Kaiser William Fulbright · Oct 12, 2020

Granted, but their Voices are still audible

I wish for Chili Oil

Sanjurika · Oct 12, 2020

Granted, but we got confused and made "Chile" Oil... whatever that is.

I wish for a hug

hokkadio · Oct 12, 2020

you will be hugged to death

I wish that all believers believe in Only egyptian, greek, roman, norse, celtic, astek, mayan, inkan, polonisian gods and of shinto bhudishm

Imperial Pieserged · Oct 12, 2020

Granted, but instead they only believe in the holy religion of THIGH
I honestly don't want anything

hokkadio · Oct 12, 2020

you get everything
i wish the following wish is not in russian

Imperial Pieserged · Oct 12, 2020

You get russian

Я хочу, чтобы следующее желание было на французском

hokkadio · Oct 12, 2020

Ina son mutum na gaba kada ya kasance cikin Faransanci

Kaiser William Fulbright · Oct 12, 2020

Granted, but you will die (Is that final destination in the translation)

I wish everything was in French

animuplace · Oct 12, 2020

it is but you dont know any
i wish for 5

Kaiser William Fulbright · Oct 12, 2020

Granted, but you'll get 6

I wish to own Silesia

animuplace · Oct 12, 2020

you get it but it gets hit by a volcano

i wish for a cookie

Kaiser William Fulbright · Oct 13, 2020

Granted, but it will be as old as time

I wish i Ruled Galicia

hokkadio · Oct 13, 2020

You rule it but everyone leaves

I wish the DDR was back

Kaiser William Fulbright · Oct 13, 2020

Granted, but it will not be Communist

I wish the Kingdom of Two Sicilies was back

hokkadio · Oct 13, 2020

Italië charges its name to the Kingdom of the two sicillies

I wish north Korea owns the usa as a collony

Kaiser William Fulbright · Oct 13, 2020

Granted, But the US will make the kind into the new George III

I wish for Syngman Rhee to come back to lide

Aerilia · Oct 15, 2020

Granted, but it's some stranger of the same name

I wish for some cookies

animuplace · Oct 15, 2020

i steal the cookies

i wish for a egg

Imperial Pieserged · Oct 15, 2020

Granted but you end up dropping it on the ground

i wish animu wouldn't get an egg

Kaiser William Fulbright · Oct 15, 2020

Granted, but animu becomes an egg

I wish for the Link for a rock roll to change

animuplace · Oct 15, 2020

it doesnt exist anymore

i wish for [blank]

Kaiser William Fulbright · Oct 15, 2020

(Blank)

I wish for An airplane

animuplace · Oct 15, 2020

you get a airplane but its in the sea very deep down

i wish for a submarine in the sky

Kaiser William Fulbright · Oct 16, 2020

Granted but it will fall onto you

I wish for a fillet mignon

hokkadio · Oct 16, 2020

ou get it, but the flesh is rotten

I don't wish for WW3

Kaiser William Fulbright · Oct 16, 2020

Granted, it will happen (Why did you wish this)

I WISH for it to end immediately

hokkadio · Oct 16, 2020

hat happens but then WW4 starts
I wish WW4 lasts not at least 3 years

Aerilia · Oct 17, 2020

Granted, WW4 lasts 3 Mercury years or 264 Earth days.

I wish for a private island

Corrupt-A-Wish

"Always be Evil"

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"Always be Evil"

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"Always be Evil"

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very awesome noodle cat

Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill

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Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill

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"Always be Evil"

very awesome noodle cat

Registered

Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill

very awesome noodle cat

Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill

very awesome noodle cat

Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill

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Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill

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"Always be Evil"