Corrupt-A-Wish

[Pigeonstan]

but then your wish would come true

i wish that more people visited this thread

 

[CheezyMeteor]

but then your wish would come true

i wish that more people visited this thread

Granted but they hate it
i wish that legos did not hurt if you stepped on them.

 

[animuplace]

now if you are near a lego it hurts like crazy

i wish that i could wish

 

[CheezyMeteor]

but no
i wish for 100,000 rupeees

 

[animuplace]

you have -100,000 rupeees

i wish for nothing

 

[CheezyMeteor]

You get nothing but everything
I wish l was taller

 

[Pigeonstan]

you die of giant size

i wish people would dab

 

[animuplace]

they all die of cringe

i wish i was a meme

 

[Pigeonstan]

everyone dislikes you

i wish i could have more wishes

 

[animuplace]

you have corrupted wishes

i wish for a tame non poisoned clean noodle cat

 

[hokkadio]

you get it but then it turns out to be posions


I wish fore Pangea

 

[CheezyMeteor]

you get it but then it turns out to be posions


I wish fore Pangea

granted but pangaea splits in a year
i wish rome was built in a day

 

[Queendom of Seridian]

Rome collapsed faster due to weak supports in the buildings.
I wish we had world peace.

 

[Aerilia]

Granted, the sun eats up the Earth.

I wish I had a new car

 

[Queendom of Seridian]

Granted, you get a new hot-wheels car toy.

I wish bees weren't endangered.

 

[Aerilia]

Granted, but you get stung every hour

I wish the Star Wars sequels didn't exist.

 

[hokkadio]

they destroy all versions of all Star Wars movies

I wish star trek And star wars makeing a serie to gatter

 

[Aerilia]

Granted, but it ruins both series

I wish for a free plane

 

[Kaiser William Fulbright]

Granted, But it will crash immediately

I wish for a Bottle of Whiskey

 

[Morning Sunshine]

Granted, but you dropped that bottle of whiskey from the stratosphere.

I wish for two and a half grains of white rice.

 

[CheezyMeteor]

Granted, but you dropped that bottle of whiskey from the stratosphere.

I wish for two and a half grains of white rice.

You only get 2 grains of rice
i wish for cursed child movie

 

[Kaiser William Fulbright]

Granted, But it will involve Decapitation, Extreme Gore and Everything Unpleasant!

I wish for Crawfish Boil

 

[Queendom of Seridian]

Granted but an army of crawfish attack you.

I wish for equality.

 

[animuplace]

everyone is so equal that they all think the same thoughts every moment

i wish that i had a pet

 

[Comfed]

Granted, but it’s an angry king cobra and it bites you and you die.

I wish for three more wishes.

 

[animuplace]

all those wishes are corrupted wishes

i wish that politics didnt exist

 

[Kaiser William Fulbright]

Granted, But it will be replaced by Theocracy

I wish I was in Hell's Kitchen, NY Right now

 

[Bobberino]

Granted, but due to Covid, everything is shut down and you are alone.

I wish to be under the sea in an octopus' garden in the shade.

 

[Kaiser William Fulbright]

Granted, but those tentacles are Hentai like and all over you

I wish to be elected New York state assemblyman

 

[Morning Sunshine]

Granted. but the next day, the assebly building burns down.

I wish my ns issue draft is accepted.

 

[Autilia Leader Lady]

granted but it's dismissed by everyone
i wish not to fail History

 

[animuplace]

you accomplish destroying the world

i wish for a book

 

[Kaiser William Fulbright]

Granted, But the book is empty

I wish to pass Law School

 

[animuplace]

you pass law school as a failure

i wish for a snack

 

[Queendom of Seridian]

you pass law school as a failure

Where's your wish?

 

[Kaiser William Fulbright]

Granted, but it will be carbon dated from the times of the ancient egyptians

I wish to be the governor of New york

 

[hokkadio]

You be com it but new. York becomes twice as poor as the poorest area in the world

I wish the netherlands have 120million inhabbitans

 

[Kaiser William Fulbright]

Granted, But it will be in a single apartment

I wish for New York to have a population of 30 Million

 

[hokkadio]

New York Gers 30 million inhabbitans but many inhabbitans live in favelas


I wish American And canadian citys And toen ar bild by using the European style of bilding places and public transport and cycling

 

[Kaiser William Fulbright]

Granted, But the suicide rate will be the same

I wish for a Twix