The Eternal Thread: First TNP Edition!

Lennart:
My landlord won't let me have pets. I hug my pillow when nobody's watching.

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That is the saddest story I've ever heard. They could make a movie about it.

Nebula:
Cats are the best in almost every way.
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I like cats, but I think you get more love and enjoyment out of having a dog.

Gradea:
Isn't the North pAcifoc Bar already a chat thread anyway or is that more of a location thread?
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It is a thread for chatting and drinking, and free pizza! This thread can be used for chat and for discussions that are irrelevant elsewhere but do not deserve their own thread.
 
I'd rather pick up dog poo. Plus you don't need to spend money on litter and don't have to smell it in your house.

Just use a shovel and throw it on your neighbours roof or in their swimming pool.
 
mcmasterdonia:
I'd rather pick up dog poo. Plus you don't need to spend money on litter and don't have to smell it in your house.

Just use a shovel and throw it on your neighbours roof or in their swimming pool.
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:rofl: :rofl:

Sometimes I dream about fishes
 
Democratic Donkeys:
mcmasterdonia:
Are you eating the fishes in your dream, sleeping with them, swimming with them or???
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Do you like fish dicks in your mouth?


There, I think I set that up right. :)
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Random story. We have this plate that is literally a rainbow fish. It used to sit in the bain-marie at my parents roadhouse restaurant for the fish sticks. So if anyone wanted one it would come off the rainbow fish.. That was my parents idea of humour. Eat a fish dick off our rainbow fish.


:lol:
 
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