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what happened to my keyboard?

Kaschovia · Jan 14, 2017

You smashed it against a wall

Is there something I can do about the spy gomes in my garden?

Frozentophat · Jan 15, 2017

EAT THEM, EAT THEM ALL with a side of goose juice.

What should I do with the leftover syrup on my hands?

Kaschovia · Jan 15, 2017

Make a cake.

How do I endorse people?

Frozentophat · Jan 22, 2017

Click the button that says "Move to The South Pacific" on your desktop, then answer the survey, and finally do 15 jumping jacks.

How did I forget to write a question?

Kaschovia · Jan 22, 2017

You were to caught in in trying to surpass my post count for January.

Why do I feel so chilled this morning?

Frozentophat · Jan 23, 2017

The sun's out, meaning somebody blew it out, on the other side of the planet. The light reflects off of the moon, becomes cold heat, and hits your house, which turns the cold heat into chills.

What thread is the best?

Kaschovia · Jan 24, 2017

Admin Requests.

How much spam could a spamstar spam if a spamstar could star spam?

Sankami · Jan 26, 2017

None. Spam singularity obliterates that universe.

How often should you eat?

Kaschovia · Jan 26, 2017

Every twenty-six years.

How can someone make a chocolate cake out of a vending machine full of yellow turtles?

Sankami · Jan 28, 2017

BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULLLL

How did Drumpf ever get elected to President?

Kaschovia · Jan 28, 2017

Drumpf wasn't the one elected.

How many times have I seen Sankami in real life?

mcmasterdonia · Jun 24, 2018

Too many, Sankami is everyone dummy.

How many times have I been hungover this year?

Nessuno · Jun 24, 2018

42

Is this the real fantasy or is this just life?

Harstonia · Jun 24, 2018

This is not the real life or a fantasy.

What is 1 plus 1?

Nessuno · Jun 24, 2018

A newt.

Why a chicken cross the Crimean peninsula?

Harstonia · Jun 24, 2018

So the chicken can transform into a Russian missile.

Why did the sea monster eat a banana?

Nessuno · Jun 25, 2018

To get potassium.

Why the sky change skin?

Harstonia · Jun 25, 2018

To make itself look uglier.

Why was the house constructed with just carpets?

Nessuno · Jun 25, 2018

Because he can fly away.

Is the sea of love beneath the skies of deception?

mcmasterdonia · Jul 16, 2018

Sure?

Who says you're not perfect?

Aerilia · Jul 16, 2018

You do

Who is Zazumo?

Nessuno · Jul 16, 2018

Zazumo is love. Zazumo is life.

Does "a horse with no name" is indeed the horse's name?

mcmasterdonia · Jul 21, 2018

Who cares what it's name was, put it in a burger.

Should I quit my job?

El Fiji Grande · Jul 21, 2018

Not unless your job quits you.

Should I slice the cheese?

Nessuno · Jul 22, 2018

In Soviet Goldstaff cheese slice the matriarchy.

Is the home of the rising sun costsntly at dawn?

El Fiji Grande · Jul 23, 2018

No, I believe it is in New Orleans.

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Limerick1 · Jul 23, 2018

Same reason we euthanize porcupines

At what point do we stop believing the earth is flat

El Fiji Grande · Jul 23, 2018

Only when we ourselves become flat (dead).

How long do fish wait to swim after they eat?

Nessuno · Jul 23, 2018

Fish don't eat, they get eaten.

If i let a bowling ball and a penny fall down at the same time from the Empire State Building do i have time for go to the toilet before i got arrested?

El Fiji Grande · Jul 23, 2018

You won't be able to run fast enough because you'll be trying to hold it in.

Have you ever felt too tired to go to sleep?

Nessuno · Jul 23, 2018

What's sleep?

How many nukes are needed to take care of ants?

El Fiji Grande · Jul 24, 2018

More than you'd expect.

Is burning my tongue an acceptable risk to take to eat my pizza RIGHT NOW?

Nessuno · Jul 24, 2018

Pizza is love, pizza is life. Take that risk.
If earth is flat does that mean we are in discworld?

Sanjurika · Jul 27, 2018

Nessuno:
Pizza is love, pizza is life. Take that risk.
If earth is flat does that mean we are in discworld?

No, we are in TNP.

Do zero sugar drinks have no sugar in them?

Nessuno · Jul 30, 2018

Yes, they sell you the Sugar apart.

How many roads must a chicken walk down before e Can get to the other side of the road?

Bobberino · Aug 5, 2018

69420.

What is Graham's Number?

Nessuno · Aug 5, 2018

1!!1!11!

Wich One came first, the egg or the KV-2?

Sanjurika · Aug 6, 2018

Both.

How many corners does a circle have?

Dinoium · Aug 11, 2018

69.

How old is Zaz's Pizza?

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