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    Narnia's Obscure Cartoons

    For the first post in Narnia's blog of weird, obscure cartoons we will talk about the 1992 film called Ramayana: The Legend of Prince Rama. The film was produced in Japan however the story and most of the voice actors are from India. The film is definitely obscure. DvDs of it are no longer...
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    Tourists Imprisoned in Narnia!

    Sandokan's Ticonderoga Class Cruiser A privateer confirmed to be under contract from the Narnian government intercepted a cruise ship carrying passengers from several powerful North Pacific nations. The privateers, led by Captain Sandokan boarded the ship and stole an estimated $5 million in...
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    Old Citizenship Applications

    I, the leader of The North Pacific nation of Empire of Narnia, pledge loyalty to The North Pacific, obedience to her laws, and responsible action as a member of her society. I pledge to only register one nation to vote in The North Pacific. I pledge that no nation under my control will wage war...
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    I've got an offer you can't resist.

    Narnia's got the CEC Mafia which is what happens when a mafia goes legit. They started out with the unlawful sale of Chuck E. Cheese's showtapes but since then expanded into many different areas.
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    Executive Officers

    I want a pointless position that exists only to boost my ego on this here region.
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    Gradea's Grill

    Actually he's been smoking crack with Narnia.
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    Application Thread

    Full Nation Name: Empire of Narnia System of Government: Single-party Republic Capital City: Ottawa Head of State: Stephen Harper Head of Government: Freddy Fazbear Attitude Towards Peace: We are a peaceful nation. Your Nation's Representative to NPTO: Chuck E. Cheese I, Stephen Harper...
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    ARCHIVED: State Assault Federal Forces

    An old porno from the 70's I think.
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    2016 US Presidential Election

    All my posts are serious. Trump really is the symbol of everything wrong with the American Right. A rich, privileged man with some racist attitudes who really only looks out for the interests of big business in the end. He doesn't represent conservatism, just greed.
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    2016 US Presidential Election

    He's the symbol of everything wrong with the American Right.
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    Second recession?

    I have fond childhood memories of the last recession. Still had money in the bank and Transformers were big.
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    What's Under Their Bed?

    Mac Tonight
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    New Horizons

    They should have spent the money on giving buckets of KFC to people.
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    Common Misconceptions in History

    Coca-Cola is not unhealthy. In fact it is part of a healthy diet.
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    What's Under Their Bed?

    Ron Jeremy.
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    If you had a personal theme song, what would it be?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pgPq4FGWfk
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    Streamlining the RP Forums

    I don't think my suggestion is being given enough thought.
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    Streamlining the RP Forums

    Add an XXX RP section for virgins only. That will get a lot of TNP members to RP.
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    What's Under Their Bed?

    Islamic State
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    Is it time to re-imagine our judicial system?

    We should base our legal system off of Sharia law. It is the only logical choice.
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    Gradea's Grill

    Who wants to buy some? All proceeds will go to the Islamic State!
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    "Families"

    Narnia's in a crime family.
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    The North Pacific Bar and Grill

    Narnia's in the Islamic State equipped with game.
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    Should Democracy be compulsory?

    No. Totalitarianism should be compulsory.
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    The North Pacific Bar and Grill

    Narnia's still rolling with the Islamic State like their ain't no yesterday.
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    The North Pacific Bar and Grill

    Today was a good day. Saw the lights of the Goodyear blimp and it read "Narnia's a pimp"
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    2016 US Presidential Election

    Communist Party USA is where it's at!
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    The North Pacific Bar and Grill

    *Narnia's phone rings* Oh, hi Rolfe. How is our guest doing? Did you pull out his fingernails like I asked? *muffled phone sounds* "Right on, my main man! Oh, if he doesn't talk by the time you get done with his nails remember to cauterize any major wounds. Don't want him bleeding out after...
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    ARCHIVED: Terrorism in Narnia!

    Encrypted Rebel Message Within a hidden underground base near the California coast the rebel leader Kagome received a message from the Nebulan military. The large secret base was brimming with weaponry and stolen goods captured in numerous raids. "We thank you for your help. We have some...
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