Security Council Resolution #263 “Liberate Confederation of Corrupt Dictators” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
Appreciating the reasoning behind SCR#263.
Concerned that various points outlined in the aforementioned resolution misrepresent the
Confederation of Corrupt Dictators (herein “the Confederation”).
Frustrated at the implication the Confederation indoctrinates its nations; one need only sip at a glass of Monet & Chardon to know that it is the finest champagne of all NationStates.
Confirming that the Confederation’s founder – ‘viceroy’ would be a more appropriate term – is indeed of an executive nature, preferring tea to coffee and assisted by a commendable team of secretaries, undersecretaries, secretaries for those undersecretaries and undersecretaries for their secretaries, valets, chefs, drivers, gardeners, tennis partners and middle-aged yachters.
Admitting the Confederation holds embassies with other regions liberated by this Security Council; joyously recalling the last “They Gave Us a Badge!” extravaganza, in which nations of liberated regions came together to celebrate most innocently, participating in activities including but not limited to the consumption of coned ice cream and the petting of small marsupials (shrews, koalas, etc.).
Hoping, as SCR#263 did certainly strive, to discourage nations from openly using this Security Council as a weapon against regions that, quite evidently, do not deserve persecution.
Hereby repeals SCR#263: Liberate Confederation of Corrupt Dictators.
