Corrupt-A-Wish

The natives overthrew McMasterdonia though, and replaced him with Hungry Jack Servantdonia.

I wish that I could have some cake!
 
Lord Nwahs:
The natives overthrew McMasterdonia though, and replaced him with Hungry Jack Servantdonia.

I wish that I could have some cake!
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Granted, but the expiration date has been exceeded around 6 years ago.
I wish I win the Tour de France
 
Granted, but the unicorn is gigantic and eats thousands of dollars worth of food each day.

I wish there's peace on earth and all that.
 
Granted,you attained all knowledge which was in the world(earth core,etc)

I wish to live on Mt.Everest
 
I could grant you the wish without corrupting it yknow, it's not exactly the most pleasant part of the world to live in.

I wish for a mansion!
 
Granted, you have the quality of a breeze from Venus, which is constant Category-5-hurricane-level winds with sulfuric acid.

I wish I can drink less whiskey.
 
Granted, the tree was shipped on a SpaceX rocket and immediately died.

I wish for easier ways to cure my insomnia.
 
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Granted,but you stay asleep for very long times and miss out important works

I wish everybody had amnesia
 
Granted, but the drink makes you sleepy instead

I wish for no "post reply" button below the message box
 
Granted, but it's the message box outside your house instead that's now got a sticker that says "no post reply"

I wish my daughter would properly learn how to play the piano
 
Simone:
Granted, but it's the message box outside your house instead that's now got a sticker that says "no post reply"

I wish my daughter would properly learn how to play the piano
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Granted. She can't wait to learn. In Moscow. With the goal of being Putin's personal pianist.
 
Granted, but the call went via AT&T so the connection dropped dead after 2 seconds and you were still charged anyway.

I wish to have more discipline to lose weight.
 
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Granted,but you weight got reduced to one scruple

I wish for an airplane
 
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Granted, but you've been moved to Dubai where it's sunny all week and Sundays is a workday

I wish I'd get criticized less as MoWAA
 
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Your wish has been granted, but it means your career in office ends in disgrace after a massive scandal.

I wish I can get better at IT support (actually studying for IT cert exams)
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