Corrupt-A-Wish

Fili · May 14, 2022

You meet a vampire

I wish for a painting

ʞɐʇʎɐɹdɐ · May 15, 2022

Granted, but the painting is worth a cent.

I wish to eat 12 pies.

Ayuzh · May 15, 2022

Granted, you got 120 pies

I wish for getting a free RMB ping

ʞɐʇʎɐɹdɐ · May 16, 2022

Ayuzh:
Granted, you got 120 pies

I wish for getting a free RMB ping

Granted, but no one saw your request.

I wish for my grant to be ungranted by the next person's grant so that Ayuzh can get pinged.

Fili · May 16, 2022

Wish granted, you get a ping @Katyarda

I wish to eat lunch

ʞɐʇʎɐɹdɐ · May 16, 2022

Ultimate Spammer:
Wish granted, you get a ping @Katyarda

I wish to eat lunch

Granted, you eat dogwater for lunch.

I wish for an arm.

Fili · May 16, 2022

You get an leg

I wish for some money

Ayuzh · May 16, 2022

Grabted, You got money but it got stolen by a thief

I wish for no rules

Fili · May 16, 2022

You get a dictatorship. You're not the dictator.

I wish for more wishes

ʞɐʇʎɐɹdɐ · May 20, 2022

Granted. You get the wish to grant one more wish, and you cannot ask for more wishes in that wish.

I wish for a wish.

Ayuzh · May 20, 2022

Granted, but your wish was used

I wish for no Humans

Fili · May 20, 2022

Granted, you can talk only to animals now. And they're really rude.

I wish to have one wish granted normally.

ʞɐʇʎɐɹdɐ · May 21, 2022

Granted. But your enemies are the ones who will respond to your wishes.

I wish for wishes

Fili · May 21, 2022

Wish granted, you got 1 wish. You used it already.

I wish to go somewhere.

ʞɐʇʎɐɹdɐ · May 21, 2022

Granted, you go to your house.

I wish to be a good man

Fili · May 21, 2022

Granted, for 1 second.

I wish for a stable internet connection.

ʞɐʇʎɐɹdɐ · May 21, 2022

Granted, the stable internet connection is located in the sun.

I wish for raining bananas.

Fili · May 21, 2022

You get apples.

I wish for a bornana.

ʞɐʇʎɐɹdɐ · May 21, 2022

You receive a banana. Find an orange and make a bornana yourself.

I wish for more bananas

Fili · May 21, 2022

You get a lot of pears.

I wish for this thread to be infinite.

Ayuzh · May 21, 2022

Granted, this thread will be eternal!

I want a wish which gives nothing

Fili · May 21, 2022

I wish for a bunny.

Ayuzh · May 24, 2022

Granted, you received a person named Bunny

I wish for a legendary card for free

Fili · May 24, 2022

Wish will be granted for 11.00 NS bank!

I wish for a salad.

Ayuzh · May 24, 2022

Granted, You received a tomato

I wish for an broken aeroplane

Fili · May 24, 2022

You got only plane.

I wish for it to be Christmas already.

Ayuzh · Jun 4, 2022

Granted, You got an old Tringapore slogan

I wish for a plane crash

Fili · Jun 4, 2022

Wish granted. Happened already.

I wish to be a tree.

Ayuzh · Jun 13, 2022

Granted, in the dreams

I wish for no dreams

Fili · Jun 13, 2022

Granted, only in dreams.

I wish to perceive glass as half full.

Ayuzh · Jun 13, 2022

Granted, the glass was half-empty

I wish for no @Ayuzh ping in this post

Fili · Jun 13, 2022

Wish granted, you get @Aerilia's ping.

I wish to have 0 alt accounts on NS.

Ayuzh · Jun 13, 2022

Granted, your NS nation Filibustra gets deleted

I wish i could have played NS in 2017

Fili · Jun 13, 2022

Wish granted, but your nation from then gets deleted and your memory is erased by men in black.

I wish to have a good internet connection.

Ayuzh · Jun 13, 2022

Granted, but ypu lost connection with Earth

I wish for 29.0 magnitude Earthquake

Fili · Jun 14, 2022

You get a 0.29 magnitude earthquake.

I wish for a magical vending mashine.

Ayuzh · Jun 16, 2022

Granted, you got a link to the Vending machine thread

I wish for 600 kmph cyclone

Fili · Jun 16, 2022

Wish granted, in about 100 years you'll get one.

I wish for Legos.

Ayuzh · Jun 23, 2022

Granted, you got Roblox

I wish for a tree inside a house

Tringapore · Jun 23, 2022

Granted, but the tree got chopped down instead.

I wish Christmas would come soon...

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