Corrupt-A-Wish

Ayuzh · Jun 23, 2022

Granted, you got your old slogan

I wish for a house on Mars

Tringapore · Jun 23, 2022

Granted, you fly a SpaceX rocket there and inhabit the planet.

I wish to meet an actual Eric Cartman

Ayuzh · Jun 23, 2022

Granted, you meet Stan Marsh

I wish for no Earth

Fili · Jun 23, 2022

Granted, you won't be able to buy soil this year!

I wish for a lot of passerbys.

Ayuzh · Jun 28, 2022

Granted, you got sticked to a place forever

I wish for ghost

Fili · Jun 28, 2022

Granted, you get a phantom.

I wish for an anomaly.

Aerilia · Oct 26, 2022

Granted, you receive a human

I wish I could see into the future

TheLandOfFunFunFun · Oct 27, 2022

Granted, you get a pineapple.

I wish for a turtle,

Aerilia · Oct 27, 2022

Granted, you receive a senior mutant killer turtle

I wish to control how long my fingernails are

TheLandOfFunFunFun · Oct 27, 2022

Granted, you get a chainsaw.

I wish for a lemonade machine.

Aerilia · Oct 27, 2022

Granted, you receive a machine made entirely out of frozen lemonade

I wish it would rain some more here

TheLandOfFunFunFun · Oct 28, 2022

Granted, you get a bottle (Why Wish for Rain - When You Can Make Some on Your Own!)

I wish for a cactus made of rhubarb.

Aerilia · Oct 28, 2022

Granted, you receive a cactus with rhubarb stapled on it

I wish for some carpet

TheLandOfFunFunFun · Oct 28, 2022

Granted, you get a sheep.

I wish for cabbage soup.

Aerilia · Oct 28, 2022

Granted, you get some cabbage soup thrown at you

I wish for world piece

TheLandOfFunFunFun · Oct 28, 2022

Granted, you get world peace.

I wish for a genie in a bottle.

Empty · Oct 28, 2022

Granted, but you can't let him out in ANY way.
I wish for nothing

TheLandOfFunFunFun · Oct 28, 2022

Granted.

I wish for a blade of grass.

Aerilia · Oct 29, 2022

Granted, but I want it, so I'm taking it!

I wish for another blade of grass

TheLandOfFunFunFun · Oct 29, 2022

Granted, but since you took mine, I'll take yours!

I wish for a big vase of flowers.

Aerilia · Oct 30, 2022

Granted, the big vase of flowers gets dropped onto you, and crushes you to death

I wish that I am invited to your funeral

TheLandOfFunFunFun · Oct 30, 2022

Granted, but I will never die!

I wish for a large vat of juice.

Empty · Nov 5, 2022

Granted, but your juice has expired.

I wish for pizza

TheLandOfFunFunFun · Nov 5, 2022

Granted, you get prune and raw salmon pizza.

I wish for more cards.

Noclaf Ipsagel · Mar 2, 2023

Idk what wish I should have.....

Lionsmeow · Mar 2, 2023

Your wish was fulfilled. You now have something you wish, but you can't get it

I wish more catnip

brando · Mar 2, 2023

Granted, but it looks horrible
I wish a better tomorrow

TheLandOfFunFunFun · Mar 5, 2023

Granted. Tomorrow never happens.

I wish for better cards - once more!

Riyu · Mar 5, 2023

Granted. Instead of commons, you get uncommons

I wish to become Speaker

Nutmeg The Squirrel · Mar 5, 2023

Granted, you are Speaker, but you lost your voice.

I wish to open a tea-house here on the forum.

Lionsmeow · Mar 5, 2023

Granted, but you have to pay a high income tax here in TNP.

I wish all dogs to disappear.

Riyu · Mar 27, 2023

Granted, but now the number of coyotes have doubled.

I wish for a potato.

Kaschovia · Mar 27, 2023

Granted, the potato comes into existence just out of your line of sight and infinitely moves so you can't see it... but it's always there.

I wish for a fire extinguisher.

brando · Mar 27, 2023

Kaschovia:
Granted, the potato comes into existence just out of your line of sight and infinitely moves so you can't see it... but it's always there.

I wish for a fire extinguisher.

Granted. But there are WAY too many fires to control
I wish for @Lionsmeow to be delegate

Riyu · Mar 27, 2023

Granted, but he goes rogue.

I wish to be the Vice Delegate.

brando · Mar 31, 2023

Cloud:
Granted, but he goes rogue.

I wish to be the Vice Delegate.

Granted, but the delegate and the rest of the government make a new role, give all ur powers to that person(without you knowing), and worst of all, your enemy fills the spot
I wish for Cloud to be a good person.

Ayuzh · Apr 24, 2023

Granted, but the clouds in the sky also became humans

I wish for no Earth

mcmasterdonia · Feb 13, 2024

^ granted, all there is now is the sun and you burn to death forever without actually dying.

I wish to retire at 40

Simone · Feb 13, 2024

Granted, but you realize you have nothing better to do so you end up running TNP again for the next 60 years

I wish we argue less in TNP

Lord Nwahs · Feb 13, 2024

Okay, we argue more in NS GP then.

I wish everyone could boogie.

Corrupt-A-Wish

Always an eye over here

Eric Cartman wannabe

Always an eye over here

Fili

Always an eye over here

Fili

"Always be Evil"

Citizen

"Always be Evil"

Citizen

"Always be Evil"

Citizen

"Always be Evil"

Citizen

"Always be Evil"

Citizen

Winter is here!

Citizen

"Always be Evil"

Citizen

"Always be Evil"

Citizen

Winter is here!

Citizen

Amateur film-maker • From California.

Fulltime German

Emperor DIO

Citizen

Daang Matuwid

Professional Lesbian

Fulltime German

Daang Matuwid

Iron Sword

Emperor DIO

Daang Matuwid

Emperor DIO

Always an eye over here

Just like a queef in the wind, so is life

Ursine thingy

Not the Speaker