Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, you receive a machine made entirely out of frozen lemonade

I wish it would rain some more here
 
Granted, the big vase of flowers gets dropped onto you, and crushes you to death

I wish that I am invited to your funeral
 
Your wish was fulfilled. You now have something you wish, but you can't get it :D

I wish more catnip
 
Granted. Instead of commons, you get uncommons :P

I wish to become Speaker
 
Granted, but now the number of coyotes have doubled.

I wish for a potato.
 
Granted, the potato comes into existence just out of your line of sight and infinitely moves so you can't see it... but it's always there.

I wish for a fire extinguisher.
 
Cloud:
Granted, but he goes rogue.

I wish to be the Vice Delegate.
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Granted, but the delegate and the rest of the government make a new role, give all ur powers to that person(without you knowing), and worst of all, your enemy fills the spot
I wish for Cloud to be a good person.
 
Granted, but you realize you have nothing better to do so you end up running TNP again for the next 60 years

I wish we argue less in TNP
 
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