Corrupt-A-Wish

Ayuzh · Sep 1, 2021

U . He cannot be injured.

Granted,But it led to many deaths.

I wish for a supercar.

Tringapore · Sep 1, 2021

Granted, but it crashed right into a hill when you drive it.

I wish for a 5 year Netflix subscription.

Ayuzh · Sep 1, 2021

Granted, but next 5 years you will be charged 10 times.

I wish for going back in time and assasinate 17 year Hitler

Tringapore · Sep 1, 2021

Granted, the events of WW2 does not exist as a result, erasing the original timeline and affecting (possibly ruining) humanity for centuries to come.

I wish upon a shooting star.

Ayuzh · Sep 1, 2021

Granted,but it isn't now night in Singapore..

I wish for Kiwis Empire.

Tringapore · Sep 1, 2021

Granted, you receive a bag of their famous candies!

I wish for a Starbucks frappe right now.

Ayuzh · Sep 1, 2021

Granted,But u need to wait and pay money.

I wish for Dinosaur in Karachi.

Tringapore · Sep 1, 2021

Granted, you only get to see the fossils! :p

I wish to eat.

Ayuzh · Sep 1, 2021

Granted,But gun.

I wish for Taiwan flags in Beijing.

Tringapore · Sep 1, 2021

Granted, you do see them when you go on a trip.

I wish to visit Mt. Fuji.

Sorry, what do you mean by "but gun"? I don't understand. :p

Ayuzh · Sep 1, 2021

Eating guns means somebody shooted on you..

Granted, u got a ticket for Japan but then the Mt.Fuji relacoted to Russia.

Emptiness · Sep 2, 2021

Tringapore:
Granted, the events of WW2 does not exist as a result, erasing the original timeline and affecting (possibly ruining) humanity for centuries to come.

I wish upon a shooting star.

No.
I wish for antimatter

Ayuzh · Sep 2, 2021

Oh I didn't wished anything...

U got barometer.
I wish for no WW3

Aerilia · Sep 2, 2021

Granted, we skip WW3 and head straight to WW4

I wish for 4 pineapples

Ayuzh · Sep 2, 2021

Granted,but Elephant stepped on two of them and one was found rotten.

I wish for No WW4 and WW5

Tringapore · Sep 3, 2021

Granted, but it leads to WW6.

I wish for a Celine Dion album

Ayuzh · Sep 3, 2021

Granted,but u got Manga book.

I wish for no WW6.WW7...........WW100

Aerilia · Sep 3, 2021

Granted, it gets renamed to WWOne

I wish for a wish

Ayuzh · Sep 3, 2021

You received your hair

I wish for a extra day

Aerilia · Sep 3, 2021

Granted, you receive a extra day but you work all day on this new day

I wish for a job

Ayuzh · Sep 3, 2021

You received unemployment

I wish to go to 1757 and assasinate British..

Tringapore · Sep 3, 2021

Granted, but as revenge, they kill you instead.

I wish for a pack of breath mints

Ayuzh · Sep 3, 2021

Granted,but that's tea bag.

I wish to go again in 1757 to kill the man who killed me.

Emptiness · Sep 4, 2021

Your dead,so you cant go back.
I wish to delete this world.

Ayuzh · Sep 4, 2021

Granted,but u got deleted.

I wish for my second Life .

Tringapore · Sep 4, 2021

Granted, but you die immediately after it was granted.

I wish for some calming chamomile tea

Ayuzh · Sep 4, 2021

Granted,but green tea

I wish for Mars being my neighbour

Tringapore · Sep 4, 2021

Granted, but you got evicted anyway!

I wish for a fan

Ayuzh · Sep 4, 2021

Granted, Ceiling fan

I wish for zombie apocalypse in real life.

Tringapore · Sep 4, 2021

Granted, but the zombies were eradicated by the FBI immediately.

I wish that it will be autumn soon

Ayuzh · Sep 4, 2021

Granted,but that lasted only 5 minutes

I wish for another zombie apocalypse in train,plane

Tringapore · Sep 4, 2021

Granted, but you die and become a zombie as a result.

I wish for a snowman

Ayuzh · Sep 4, 2021

Granted,but it's melts in 1 minute.

I wish for another zombie apocalypse but this time atleast being the father of the girl.

Tringapore · Sep 4, 2021

Granted, but you got seriously injured when a zombie clawed at you, leaving you to die while you bleed.

I wish for a pencil

Ayuzh · Sep 4, 2021

Granted,but too small

I wish for another zombie apocalypse and this time without dying before, being the father of the daughter.

Tringapore · Sep 4, 2021

Granted, you somehow almost survived the apocalypse but died due to cardiac arrest.

I wish for a Christmas tree

Ayuzh · Sep 4, 2021

Atleast,A real life experience of the movie I will get.

Granted,but again it isn't Christmas.

I wish for tree

Tringapore · Sep 4, 2021

Granted, but it got burned to a crisp because you accidentally set fire to it.

I wish for an eraser

Ayuzh · Sep 4, 2021

Granted,but too small

I wish for living in front of Taj Mahal

Aerilia · Sep 4, 2021

Granted, you live in a cardboard box in front of Taj Mahal

I wish for a chair

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