Corrupt-A-Wish

Kaiser William Fulbright · Jan 21, 2021

Granted, but it sinks in the west Philippine sea (Yes, that's the name i recognize)

I wish for new York City water to be everywhere

Cascadian Bioregion · Jan 21, 2021

Granted, but New York City is submerged underwater.

I wish for Halaib to stop being disputed.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Jan 21, 2021

Granted, but it becomes submerged in the red sea

I wish for Some italian grandma to throw (meat)balls at my face

Cascadian Bioregion · Jan 21, 2021

Granted, the Italian grandma throws bull (still meat but actual balls) balls at your face.

I wish for Palestine to stop being disputed.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Jan 21, 2021

Granted, but it becomes a giant lake

I wish for Germany to rule Austria, Sudetenland, North Schleswig, Eupen, Alsace-Lorraine, Silesia, East Brandenburg, West and East Prussia, Pomerania and The Memeland

Cascadian Bioregion · Jan 21, 2021

Granted, but Russia makes Germany a puppet of itself again.

I wish for Arunachal Pradesh to not be disputed.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Jan 21, 2021

Granted, but it becomes part of Burma

I wish to run for the 20th Congressional District in 2022 as a Democrat and win with a Trump Platform

Guilleana · Jan 25, 2021

Granted, but get disqualified after winning.

I wish for TNP Forums to die

Cascadian Bioregion · Jan 25, 2021

Granted, but the RMB becomes the new forums.

I wish for Cascadian Independence.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Jan 25, 2021

Granted, but Cascadia will sink into the Pacific after independence

I wish for me to run as state representative in 2022

Cascadian Bioregion · Jan 26, 2021

Granted, but you lose to a libertarian.

I wish for Quebec to be independent.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Jan 26, 2021

Granted, but they would only speak english

I wish for a bucket of Ice

Guilleana · Jan 27, 2021

Granted, but it's burning ice.

I wish for a chocolate bar.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Jan 27, 2021

Granted, but it's 100 years old

I wish for Irish Cream

Cascadian Bioregion · Jan 28, 2021

Granted, but it's horribly made.

I wish for Crimea to become independent.

Guilleana · Jan 30, 2021

Granted, but all of its citicens die

I wish for playing Among Us with the Security Council (xd)

Cascadian Bioregion · Jan 30, 2021

Granted, but you are always voted out first,

I wish for Catalonia to become independent.

Guilleana · Jan 30, 2021

Granted (It shouldn't tho), but it collapses and it is annexed to Aragon

I wish for a new phone

Cascadian Bioregion · Jan 30, 2021

Granted, your new phone is the 20 dollar Yahoo Phone

I wish for Scotland to become independent.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Jan 31, 2021

Granted, but it will be ruled by a unicorn sitting on the loch ness monster

I wish for a snake

Cascadian Bioregion · Jan 31, 2021

Granted, you get Nessuno, the greatest snake.

I wish for Brittany becoming independent.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Jan 31, 2021

Granted but it's ruled by The Queen

I wish for germany to have eastern pomerania and brandenburg

Cascadian Bioregion · Feb 1, 2021

Granted, but France takes all of the Rhineland.

I wish for Bavaria to become independent.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Feb 3, 2021

Granted, but it becomes a Holy Empire and i become it's monarch

I wish for a Taylor Ham (Or Pork Roll)

Cascadian Bioregion · Feb 4, 2021

That's just your nation....
Granted, but it's expired.

I wish for Wales to be independent.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Feb 5, 2021

Granted, but it is ruled by a dragon

I wish for a Cronut

Cascadian Bioregion · Feb 5, 2021

Granted, but it has filling of dog poop

I wish for Scotland to be independent

Tringapore · Feb 6, 2021

Granted, but Ruth Davidson governs the country.

I wish for Tibet to not be a part of China.

Cascadian Bioregion · Feb 6, 2021

Granted, it's now apart of India

I wish for Basqueland to gain independence.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Feb 6, 2021

Granted but it becomes ruled by a member of the house of bourbon

I wish for Patatas Bravas

Tringapore · Feb 6, 2021

Granted, the International Federation of Patatas Bravas (IFPB) grants you an unlimited supply of said food.

I wish for Christmas to start now

Guilleana · Feb 6, 2021

Granted, but you don't get any presents or a Christmas Tree.

I wish for a vacation.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Feb 6, 2021

Granted but you work while in said vacation

I wish for a shakshuka

Guilleana · Feb 6, 2021

(had to google it, lmao) Granted, but it's rotten

I wish for a dollar.

Cascadian Bioregion · Feb 6, 2021

Granted, but it's a Zimbabwean dollar

I wish for Galicia (in Spain) to gain independence.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Feb 6, 2021

Granted, but it's Galicia in Poland

I wish for a Cacio e Pepe

Cascadian Bioregion · Feb 7, 2021

Granted, but it's made from ingredients found in the trash.

I wish for Ruthenia to gain independence.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Feb 7, 2021

Granted, But it's just The Ukraine United with Byelorussia

I wish for a bottle of Alabama White Sauce

Cascadian Bioregion · Feb 7, 2021

Granted, but it's your water replacement.

I wish for Cornwall to be independent.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Feb 7, 2021

(Darn, That's quite a deal) Granted, But it's an actual cornwall

I wish for Texan Barbecue

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