Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but all the pizzas have accumulated 2 months' worth of mold.

I wish that we could live on Mars.
 
Granted, but significant weather changes give you frostbite and sunburn.

I wish that I can change the past.
 
Granted, but you vacuum it so much, that it is worn away forever.

I wish that I could speak to animals.
 
Granted, but an alien species sees you and humiliates the people of earth.

I wish we were happy all the time.
 
you get it but they are worth nothing

i wish everyone lives in a neighborhood as densely populated as kowloon the walt city
 
Granted, but all possible natural disasters hit the cities and all of them are destroyed.

I wish that I could never mess up.
 
Granted, but they let all the serial killers go free, and you get murdered

I wish I have a flying car
 
Granted, but they run away and take over the universe.

I wish for a personal robot as a servant.
 
Granted, but the only person who knows how to invent such a world is evil too!

I wish that I can see other people's minds.
 
Granted, but you die on an attempt to tame a T-rex.

I wish that I could tell Abraham Lincoln to never go to a play.
 
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that happens but now everyone is doing the things that are not allowed, because they cannot die anyway

i wish that we have mutant powers
 
Granted, but you will become the most feared person, and everyone will throw you into outer space.

I wish for an actual skill.
 
Granted, but they immediately collapse again.

I wish that there was a United World Order.
 
Granted, but the 5 turns into a fish.

I wish that math didn't stand for Mental Abuse To Humans.
 
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they are but now they keep smiling forever?

i wish the next wish is in English
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Granted, Χορηγήθηκε αλλά δεν χορηγείται.

I wish for a clear night and a hot day tomorrow.

Edited to link this to the last response. Hopefully it won't arrive out of order, but...
 
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your skin turns clear and get a 3 degree burn from the hot sun

i wish for a non poisoned cookie
 
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you will find a few but after a month they are all but one dead because they are crazy

i wich neverland didn't exist
 
Granted, but everyone thinks of you.

I wish that I could tell someone in the past something.
 
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