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Corrupt-A-Wish

Here is your boat Aerilla.

It has a big gun with infinite ammo, but stay away from navy ships, it will automatically shoot navy ships

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I wish I had infinite card money so i could get whatever cards i wanted
 
Granted, but due to it's inherent paradoxness you gain another wish.

I wish for cool mornings and warm afternoons.
 
Granted, but it takes you a year to know how to respond

I wish I knew where to find gold just by looking at the ground
 
Granted, you now know everything but your brain can't handle all the information and blows up

I wish there's a river close by where I live
 
Granted, but you get a Mobius strip of alerts.

I wish that someone's painting hadn't inverted itself, mirror-like.
 
Granted, but the food is poisonous.

I wish having multiple WA nations was allowed so I could be the delegate of literally every region at the same time :D
 
Granted...you achieved heaven....then fell back down to earth, but luckily you only broke two legs and a rib.

I wish I had the wisdom of an 80 year old and the body of a 20 year old
 
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Granted, but you have too many to re-endorse so you lose them all.

I wish that the wind would blow in a lightning storm.
 
Granted. But that suspicious looking gentleman over there with the persistent cough has thoroughly licked every inch of it. :ill:

I wish I had a winning lottery ticket
 
Porlock:
Granted. But that suspicious looking gentleman over there with the persistent cough has thoroughly licked every inch of it. :ill:

I wish I had a winning lottery ticket
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you win the lottery but loses the lottery ticket

i wish usa is bought by china?
 
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