Corrupt-A-Wish

Haven't we gone this route? grin

Granted, but it's rounded up to 25,000,000,000 bazillion to the google.
 
Granted and you get pelted with 100 pineapples.

I wish the rum here was more plentiful.
 
Granted, But Nessie kicks you out of the region before you get to enjoy any of it.

I wish that spam tasted nice
 
Granted but you're pinged every time someone posts on the forum. Like @Malphe.

I wish for Fratt to lose the Delegacy to Malphe
 
Granted, but Malphe forgets about the NPA and never joins it again.

I wish for a house built in the middle of a highway
 
Granted but the parking situation is horrible.

I wish the NPA could raid and refound Silverhold.
 
Granted but he's banned from every region except TNP.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
 
Granted, you are able to suppress any posts made by yourself

I wish to bee able to ban anyone in the region that I want
 
Granted but each ban costs a piece of your soul.

I wish Max Barry would remove the banject button.
 
Granted, he replaces it with a DOS button

I wish that the NPA became the North Pacific Airforce
 
Granted!

The NPA is now the North Pacific Airforce sadly due to budget cuts it has become the NPPA or the North Pacific Paper Airforce

I wish for a really shinny penny
 
Granted, you get all my corrupted wishes instead.

I wish this wish gets very corrupted.
 
Granted, you did say bees right? because a swarm is heading your way right now

I wish for a larger window so I can spy on my neighbours more
 
Granted but it has no breaks and crashes into your house.

I wish for some liver and onions.
 
Granted your liver has turned into an onion I do not recommend drinking anything


I wish for a new sports car
 
Granted but it's a Toyota Prius covered in football stickers.

I wish my season 2 card is legendary.
 
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