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Mystery Player

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• Jan 4, 2017

• #201

I went to Eritrea.

Which was even better because...

 

Lord Emmanuel

TNPer

• Jan 5, 2017

• #202

...of the weather
Then I started...

 

Frozentophat

TNPer

• Jan 5, 2017

• #203

to gallop towards...

 

Darklord

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TNP Nation

Notyoutopia

• Jan 5, 2017

• #204

...Somalia.
But went...

 

Supree

TNPer

• Jan 5, 2017

• #205

... right into an unexpected ditch,

where I saw ...

 

leningrad

TNPer

TNP Nation

East Pordan

• Jan 5, 2017

• #206

... The truth about the exploitation of the working class.

I am a big supporter of Comrade...

 

Frozentophat

TNPer

• Jan 5, 2017

• #207

Jimmy, my best friend from...

 

Darklord

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TNP Nation

Notyoutopia

• Jan 6, 2017

• #208

...childhood.
When we grew...

 

Frozentophat

TNPer

• Jan 6, 2017

• #209

potatoes in our backyard, they became...

 

Darklord

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TNP Nation

Notyoutopia

• Jan 6, 2017

• #210

...to be tasty.
I can't tell the same...

 

Frozentophat

TNPer

• Jan 7, 2017

• #211

story over and over, but I can sure as hell...

 

Sankami

TNPer

• Jan 7, 2017

• #212

eat three rainbow potatoes while tapdancing at the edge of the universe.

When tapdancing, it's important to...

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Jan 7, 2017

• #213

...break all of your toes.

Once you've got their attention...

 

Frozentophat

TNPer

• Jan 7, 2017

• #214

... assassinate all of them for money.

Then you should promptly report...

 

Argonisi Hub

TNPer

• Jan 7, 2017

• #215

...That you have soiled your pants

They would reply...

 

Darklord

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TNP Nation

Notyoutopia

• Jan 7, 2017

• #216

...to whoever spam here.

And ofcourse...

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Jan 7, 2017

• #217

... don't forget your dog.

There was a chill...

 

Frozentophat

TNPer

• Jan 7, 2017

• #218

..y top hat sitting in my freezer.
Why? ...

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Jan 8, 2017

• #219

didn't you realize that button would launch the nukes?...

How many puppies can you fit in a...

 

Darklord

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TNP Nation

Notyoutopia

• Jan 8, 2017

• #220

...30x30cm box?

And how many...

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Jan 8, 2017

• #221

times can you jump without breaking the floor?

What do you call a...

 

Frozentophat

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• Jan 8, 2017

• #222

turtle running around? ...

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Jan 8, 2017

• #223

... a crazy Eluvatar!

How many posts will I have made...

 

Lord Emmanuel

TNPer

• Jan 9, 2017

• #224

...if you win ultimate Spamwar 2017.

Then you will....

 

Sil Dorsett

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sil_dorsett

• Jan 9, 2017

• #225

... ask yourself why you exist.
And while you ponder that, ...

 

Frozentophat

TNPer

• Jan 9, 2017

• #226

...you will sadly munch your breakfast.
Breakfast, of course, would be...

 

Darklord

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TNP Nation

Notyoutopia

• Jan 9, 2017

• #227

...anything edible.

But the preferable...

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Jan 9, 2017

• #228

option would be suicide...

Is there any reality darker than...

 

Frozentophat

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• Jan 9, 2017

• #229

not spamming? Not really, but...

 

Darklord

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TNP Nation

Notyoutopia

• Jan 10, 2017

• #230

...who knows?

The only...

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Jan 10, 2017

• #231

way to find out is to die.

how about a nice cup of..

 

Frozentophat

TNPer

• Jan 10, 2017

• #232

human urine to supplement your daily...

 

Darklord

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TNP Nation

Notyoutopia

• Jan 11, 2017

• #233

...dose?

Or,if you want...

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Jan 11, 2017

• #234

some ice cream I have that

This is a great example of..

 

Darklord

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TNP Nation

Notyoutopia

• Jan 12, 2017

• #235

...good taste.

Another example...

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Jan 12, 2017

• #236

of my house.

What are you doing with that...

 

Darklord

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TNP Nation

Notyoutopia

• Jan 13, 2017

• #237

...things?
The truth is...

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Jan 13, 2017

• #238

I am dead.

Hopefully, the dogs...

 

Darklord

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TNP Nation

Notyoutopia

• Jan 14, 2017

• #239

...will not notice it.

Also the cats...

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Jan 14, 2017

• #240

might scratch.

Is there something...