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Frozentophat

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• Dec 24, 2016

• #161

...stop caring about us stupid mortals.

The problem is,

 

Kaschovia

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kaschovia

• Dec 24, 2016

• #162

...according to all knows laws of aviation, the bee should not be able to fly.

It was the best...

 

Lord Emmanuel

TNPer

• Dec 25, 2016

• #163

..send you to hell fire.

Then you start....

 

Frozentophat

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• Dec 25, 2016

• #164

...your car and drive very far away, to...

 

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kaschovia

• Dec 25, 2016

• #165

... a place where everything is just alright.

There is something in the air...

 

Darklord

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Darklord#8040

• Dec 26, 2016

• #166

...make you a semigod.

Or an angel if...

 

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kaschovia

• Dec 26, 2016

• #167

...you want that for christmas

There is something for everyone...

 

Darklord

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Darklord#8040

• Dec 30, 2016

• #168

...who seeks for it.

But you must...

 

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kaschovia

• Dec 30, 2016

• #169

...never underestimate the biting power of an angry duck.

Grab the shovel...

 

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Tego99

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• Dec 30, 2016

• #170

....and dig a hole
Fly the plane...

 

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TrialByDance#0419

• Dec 30, 2016

• #171

into a hill.
Why am I...

 

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kaschovia

• Dec 31, 2016

• #172

not spamming right now...

Get on the next train and...

 

Frozentophat

TNPer

• Jan 1, 2017

• #173

...take it to the next train station.
Then you will find yourself...

 

Lord Emmanuel

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• Jan 1, 2017

• #174

...at the corridor.
Then you will...

 

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kaschovia

• Jan 1, 2017

• #175

make an apple pie.

Is there something...

 

Lord Emmanuel

TNPer

• Jan 1, 2017

• #176

...no.

But i...

 

Frozentophat

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• Jan 1, 2017

• #177

can't even right now...
Spamming looks good on...

 

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kaschovia

• Jan 1, 2017

• #178

legendary levels..

one day I'll..

 

Frozentophat

TNPer

• Jan 1, 2017

• #179

die.
Then...

 

Mystery Player

TNPer

• Jan 2, 2017

• #180

I will go to the land of infinite motorcycle-riding orangutans.

Yesterday I accidentally...

 

Zelgathon

TNPer

• Jan 2, 2017

• #181

Mistook an Orangutan for an orange.

The doctor told me...

 

Mystery Player

TNPer

• Jan 2, 2017

• #182

I had a problem smelling with my left nostril.

He then told me I tested positive for...

 

Frozentophat

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• Jan 2, 2017

• #183

my Math test, which...

 

Mystery Player

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• Jan 3, 2017

• #184

I was too busy eating an orange to take.

When the doctor sent me out...

 

Frozentophat

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• Jan 3, 2017

• #185

of the country, he told me that it would...

 

Darklord

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Darklord#8040

• Jan 3, 2017

• #186

...be nice there.

But I have...

 

Frozentophat

TNPer

• Jan 3, 2017

• #187

doubts about this country; it had a reputation of...

 

Mystery Player

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• Jan 3, 2017

• #188

Being North Korea.
I went there anyway, and...

 

Frozentophat

TNPer

• Jan 3, 2017

• #189

it wasn't actually that bad.
Except for the...

 

Mystery Player

TNPer

• Jan 3, 2017

• #190

Terrible policy concerning using animals to support agriculture.
It was so bad that...

 

Frozentophat

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• Jan 3, 2017

• #191

I decided to leave abruptly, kicking an...

 

Mystery Player

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• Jan 3, 2017

• #192

Octopus on my way.
This was followed by...

 

Frozentophat

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• Jan 3, 2017

• #193

a herd of sheep and two thousand...

 

Crodaria

TNPer

• Jan 4, 2017

• #194

squid marching towards me.

Then out of nowhere came...

 

Lord Emmanuel

TNPer

• Jan 4, 2017

• #195

..a mystery man, telling me....

 

Mystery Player

TNPer

• Jan 4, 2017

• #196

to remember to go around the 50 turkey blocking the route.
Then he said "Remember, those 600 rhinoceros...

 

Frozentophat

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• Jan 4, 2017

• #197

will get you anywhere as long as you rub their...

 

Darklord

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Darklord#8040

• Jan 4, 2017

• #198

...hairs.
Therefore you should...

 

Mystery Player

TNPer

• Jan 4, 2017

• #199

Not ride the rhinoceros, instead you should...

 

Frozentophat

TNPer

• Jan 4, 2017

• #200

Consume its flesh.

Now that you're out of North Korea,