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Darklord · Oct 26, 2016

...you could put them in the oven.
Alternatives could...

Lord Emmanuel · Oct 28, 2016

...just leave it as it be.

If you.....

Darklord · Oct 28, 2016

...join the party,should have consider the possibility to...

Kaschovia · Oct 30, 2016

...create a black hole.

There is a shark...

Lennart · Oct 30, 2016

... that can play drums. Although he sucks at it.

It would be humiliating to be killed by a...

Kaschovia · Oct 30, 2016

...Pellican, wouldn't it?

What a...

Darklord · Oct 30, 2016

...wherewolf is doing among us?
The answer my friend...

Kaschovia · Oct 31, 2016

is simple, don't do drugs.

Is there something...

Ash · Nov 1, 2016

I can do to make this thread better?

Remember kids, only you...

Darklord · Nov 2, 2016

...can afford being naive.
The adults had....

Lord Emmanuel · Nov 2, 2016

..to be very serious.

But...

Darklord · Nov 2, 2016

...that's not true.
They just have to...

Kaschovia · Nov 6, 2016

stop the drugs...

what if cat is not...

Paddy1949 · Nov 6, 2016

... aloof and absent?

Will the cat's house...

Wolfsea · Nov 6, 2016

...contain a myriad of sinful delights and hedonist pleasures?
The smell of Coconut Oil...

Darklord · Nov 6, 2016

...reminds me the smell of...

Sankami · Nov 21, 2016

...carbon dioxide.

When it comes to cats, they...

Darklord · Nov 21, 2016

...tend to meow.
But when...

Sankami · Nov 21, 2016

they yowl, you should run.

A good place to run would be...

Darklord · Nov 23, 2016

...there!
Also good must be...

Sankami · Nov 23, 2016

a place to sleep.

When sleeping, one must...

Wolfsea · Nov 24, 2016

Expect jollity from the colony of boll weevils living in your colon.

It is vital during nighttime that...

Lennart · Nov 24, 2016

... your feet remain warm.

I once created a wonderful...

Darklord · Nov 25, 2016

...and amazing statue.
Unfortunately,this statue had...

Sankami · Nov 25, 2016

a rainbow mustache and altogether too much eyebrow wax.

That statue could...

Darklord · Nov 26, 2016

...never had been worst.
But if you can see it from...

Sankami · Nov 26, 2016

under the sea, it would have been stunning.

Under the sea, there is...

Darklord · Nov 27, 2016

...a lot of things to see.
But you must be...

Sankami · Nov 27, 2016

extremely loud, or the creatures will not hear you.

These creatures like to...

Darklord · Nov 29, 2016

...play mind games.
If someone is not...

Wolfsea · Nov 29, 2016

...checking their wardrobes at night they may be forced to watch Nicholas Cage and Christian Slater Knife-fight.

In some countries it is illegal...

Ash · Nov 29, 2016

...to practice any religion besides Flemingovianism.

My pet rat...

Sankami · Dec 2, 2016

likes chasing cats on a motorcycle.

Cats are scared of...

Darklord · Dec 3, 2016

...bananas.
Also,cats are scared of...

Lord Emmanuel · Dec 5, 2016

...lions.
But monkeys are scared of...

Darklord · Dec 16, 2016

...humans.
And humans are...

Frozentophat · Dec 16, 2016

...not always the greatest.
Illegal drugs are...

Lord Emmanuel · Dec 18, 2016

good for sport.

But if you.....

Darklord · Dec 18, 2016

...take them regularly,then you...

Sankami · Dec 22, 2016

...become immortal and transcend to the heavens.

Then the gods will...

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