Finish the statements

[Lord Emmanuel]

The rules are simple you finish the sentence of the person above you in the most random way possible. Then you start your sentence to keep the story going.

EX: I really want to go riding...
on a magical whale. I would ride this whale...
Makes sense? i hope so... any way.

START!!!!!

I took my dog outside to...

 

[Techislovakia]

fix his nuclear reactor

 

[Darklord]

...and had a flu.
The next day...

 

[Lennart]

... I realised dogs can't lick their own forehead.

Right after the dinosaurs drank all the booze...

 

[Darklord]

...nothing was really the same again.
Therefore any of my previous thoughts...

 

[Nessuno]

...was able to explain why star wars VII it's so appreciated.

So, i decided to...

 

[Yalkan]

...go for a nap to rest for this afternoon's...

 

[Darklord]

...but the weather was raining.
So,I have made...

 

[Kaschovia]

a nice cup of tea for my goldfish...

why must I bleed so profusely from my elbow...

 

[Darklord]

...to be set on fire everytime.
Does anyone know how...

 

[Kaschovia]

to tie a breadstick to the top of my car?

what is your problem, do you have...

 

[Darklord]

...something to tell to these people?
Beside this behaviour...

 

[Nebula]

my cat is high af.

This is a dumb thread

 

[Mystery Player]

...Said he.

He also said...

 

[Malphe]

... workers of the world unite.

Lenin was a...

 

[Yalkan]

....raging cunt.

His mother would go on to say....

 

[Ash]

what an asshat!

Meanwhile, back at the ranch...

 

[Darklord]

...were helpful to know it.
After all these books...

 

[Mystery Player]

are shelved, I will go home.

Next...

 

[Darklord]

...revolution will start from them.
Anyhow...

 

[Ash]

...where are my drinks?

After the party tonight...

 

[Lennart]

... I'll be lucky if I still have my pants on.

When the dinosaur woke up...

 

[Kaschovia]

he noticed a rather large tumour had engrossed his foot...

now that you can drive...

 

[Ash]

...try not to hit anyone.

After a hard night of studying...

 

[Kaschovia]

I fainted and hit my head on the corner of a table...

What have all the ducks done...

 

[Lord Emmanuel]

They did not eat until i tell them to....

 

[Darklord]

...and never care for anything.
Do they know that I had...

 

[Lennart]

... been rather eaten by rats than vote for Trump?

I have never, ever, drunk...

 

[Darklord]

...the conium like Socrates did.
I like vodka but also I like wine...

 

[Nessuno]

...and smell of napalm in the morning.

I travelled the world but...

 

[Darklord]

...couldn't reach the end.
As far as I know...

 

[Lennart]

... trees don't do drugs.

Somebody asked me once if the size of my...

 

[Darklord]

...dog is normal.
No reason to doubt...

 

[Kaschovia]

me, I just wash the toilets...

how about a nice cup of...

 

[Nessuno]

...sugar, spice an everything nice.

These was the ingredients chosen to create...

 

[Ash]

macaroni and cheese: macaroni....and cheese.

One day, I woke up in the park....

 

[Kaschovia]

...next to a duck.

If you take one more step...

 

[Ash]

...you'll step in poo.

When I was a boy,...

 

[Lennart]

... I wanted to eat a dinosaur.

It all happened when TNP was a...

 

[Kaschovia]

Holy Colony of Flemingovianism...

How are there so many ducks...