Finish the statements

Lord Emmanuel · Sep 23, 2016

The rules are simple you finish the sentence of the person above you in the most random way possible. Then you start your sentence to keep the story going.

EX: I really want to go riding...
on a magical whale. I would ride this whale...
Makes sense? i hope so... any way.

START!!!!!

I took my dog outside to...

Techislovakia · Sep 23, 2016

fix his nuclear reactor

Darklord · Sep 23, 2016

...and had a flu.
The next day...

Lennart · Sep 24, 2016

... I realised dogs can't lick their own forehead.

Right after the dinosaurs drank all the booze...

Darklord · Sep 24, 2016

...nothing was really the same again.
Therefore any of my previous thoughts...

Nessuno · Sep 24, 2016

...was able to explain why star wars VII it's so appreciated.

So, i decided to...

Yalkan · Sep 24, 2016

...go for a nap to rest for this afternoon's...

Darklord · Sep 25, 2016

...but the weather was raining.
So,I have made...

Kaschovia · Sep 25, 2016

a nice cup of tea for my goldfish...

why must I bleed so profusely from my elbow...

Darklord · Sep 25, 2016

...to be set on fire everytime.
Does anyone know how...

Kaschovia · Sep 25, 2016

to tie a breadstick to the top of my car?

what is your problem, do you have...

Darklord · Sep 25, 2016

...something to tell to these people?
Beside this behaviour...

Nebula · Sep 25, 2016

my cat is high af.

This is a dumb thread

Mystery Player · Sep 25, 2016

...Said he.

He also said...

Malphe · Sep 25, 2016

... workers of the world unite.

Lenin was a...

Yalkan · Sep 25, 2016

....raging cunt.

His mother would go on to say....

Ash · Sep 25, 2016

what an asshat!

Meanwhile, back at the ranch...

Darklord · Sep 26, 2016

...were helpful to know it.
After all these books...

Mystery Player · Sep 26, 2016

are shelved, I will go home.

Next...

Darklord · Sep 26, 2016

...revolution will start from them.
Anyhow...

Ash · Sep 26, 2016

...where are my drinks?

After the party tonight...

Lennart · Sep 26, 2016

... I'll be lucky if I still have my pants on.

When the dinosaur woke up...

Kaschovia · Sep 26, 2016

he noticed a rather large tumour had engrossed his foot...

now that you can drive...

Ash · Sep 26, 2016

...try not to hit anyone.

After a hard night of studying...

Kaschovia · Sep 26, 2016

I fainted and hit my head on the corner of a table...

What have all the ducks done...

Lord Emmanuel · Sep 27, 2016

They did not eat until i tell them to....

Darklord · Sep 27, 2016

...and never care for anything.
Do they know that I had...

Lennart · Sep 27, 2016

... been rather eaten by rats than vote for Trump?

I have never, ever, drunk...

Darklord · Sep 27, 2016

...the conium like Socrates did.
I like vodka but also I like wine...

Nessuno · Sep 27, 2016

...and smell of napalm in the morning.

I travelled the world but...

Darklord · Sep 27, 2016

...couldn't reach the end.
As far as I know...

Lennart · Sep 29, 2016

... trees don't do drugs.

Somebody asked me once if the size of my...

Darklord · Sep 29, 2016

...dog is normal.
No reason to doubt...

Kaschovia · Sep 30, 2016

me, I just wash the toilets...

how about a nice cup of...

Nessuno · Sep 30, 2016

...sugar, spice an everything nice.

These was the ingredients chosen to create...

Ash · Sep 30, 2016

macaroni and cheese: macaroni....and cheese.

One day, I woke up in the park....

Kaschovia · Oct 1, 2016

...next to a duck.

If you take one more step...

Ash · Oct 1, 2016

...you'll step in poo.

When I was a boy,...

Lennart · Oct 1, 2016

... I wanted to eat a dinosaur.

It all happened when TNP was a...

Kaschovia · Oct 1, 2016

Holy Colony of Flemingovianism...

How are there so many ducks...

Finish the statements

TNPer

TNPer

TNPer

TNPer

TNPer

Friends call me Nessie (Also spies)

Minister of You

TNPer

Winter Phantom

TNPer

Winter Phantom

TNPer

TNPer

TNPer

You dirty rat, you killed my brother!

Minister of You

TNPer

TNPer

TNPer

TNPer

TNPer

TNPer

Winter Phantom

TNPer

Winter Phantom

TNPer

TNPer

TNPer

TNPer

Friends call me Nessie (Also spies)

TNPer

TNPer

TNPer

Winter Phantom

Friends call me Nessie (Also spies)

TNPer

Winter Phantom

TNPer

TNPer

Winter Phantom