Amusing Discord Quotes

?????????? - Today at 12:07 PM
rumor has it HW will vote clinton
Bootsie - Today at 12:08 PM
Who?
MadJack - Today at 12:09 PM
Bush 1
according to a Kennedy, a Bush is going to vote for a Clinton

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Praetor:

Plemby - Today at 11:28 AM
For 50k stamps I'll coup the region for you, yes

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Ash (ODB) - Today at 1:04 PM
~kill @Techislovakia

Melysande CouslandBOT - Today at 1:04 PM
@Ash (ODB) grabs @Techislovakia's head and tears it off with superhuman speed and efficiency. Using @Techislovakia's head as a makeshift basketball, @Ash (ODB) expertly slams dunk it into the basketball hoop, much to the applause of the audience watching the gruesome scene.

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Ash:

Ash (ODB) - Today at 1:04 PM
~kill @Techislovakia

Melysande CouslandBOT - Today at 1:04 PM
@Ash (ODB) grabs @Techislovakia's head and tears it off with superhuman speed and efficiency. Using @Techislovakia's head as a makeshift basketball, @Ash (ODB) expertly slams dunk it into the basketball hoop, much to the applause of the audience watching the gruesome scene.

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Epic.

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Darcania - Today at 1:09 AM
I am the cuddliest dragon
Yalkan - Today at 1:09 AM
for a cuddly dragon
ya sure got a boat load of blood around your mouth
Darcania - Today at 1:10 AM
shh
come here for cuddles
don't mind the blood

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Yalkan - Today at 12:23 AM
kill the delegate

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Darcania:

Yalkan - Today at 12:23 AM
kill the delegate

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Darcania - Today at 1:17 AM
um
Techislovakia - Today at 1:17 AM
Wtf
Darcania - Today at 1:17 AM
umm
Techislovakia - Today at 1:17 AM
Stay away from my wife you sicko!!

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Yalkan - Today at 3:23 PM
@Melysande Cousland call @Darcania daddy
Melysande CouslandBOT - Today at 3:23 PM
Daddy...

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Cadmus:

You guys and your couping!

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Herr Kaleun Yalkan - Today at 12:25 AM
What're you gonna do with the stick
Cuddly Dragon - Today at 12:25 AM
um
throws it
fetch
I hear simpler creatures like fetch
Herr Kaleun Yalkan - Today at 12:26 AM
I will end your lineage
picks up stick
This is fukken mine now
Cuddly Dragon - Today at 12:27 AM
um
I already apparently fathered a giraffe somehow
so...
stares at stick
Herr Kaleun Yalkan - Today at 12:29 AM
Wait
What
When?
Was it syr?
Cuddly Dragon - Today at 12:30 AM
stares at stick
Herr Kaleun Yalkan - Today at 12:30 AM
hands over the stick
Cuddly Dragon - Today at 12:31 AM
Good boy!
throws stick again

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Plemby - Today at 12:27 PM
RADICAL PENILE TERRORISM

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Plemby - Today at 12:28 PM
RADICAL POSITIONAL TERROISM

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Jesus - Today at 11:11 PM
Most assuredly I say to you
he who giveth stamps
storeth up treasure for himself in the kingdom of magicality

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Plemby - Today at 9:17 PM
lol
Yeah Pallaith usually doesn't know what he's doing
Pallaith - Today at 9:17 PM
I...have no response to that
Plemby - Today at 9:17 PM
hence the conspiracy theories that @Abbey is the brains behind the WA ministry and perhaps the whole government.
hell
the whole WORLD

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Plemby - Today at 10:15 PM
I am powerful

Plemby - Today at 10:16 PM
but all i do is wank

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Goyanes - Today at 12:44 AM
my ultimate dream, but i would probably get banned from RP within 5 minutes of posting this in the claim thread.
[IMAGE]
Plemby - Today at 12:56 AM
you are banned from RP
Goyanes - Today at 12:56 AM
are you sure?
Plemby - Today at 12:57 AM
no
I'm not sure of anything

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Syrixia - Today at 1:10 AM
Just came on to check if anything important has happened; about to go to bed
Plemby - Today at 1:11 AM
I became dictator in a bloodless coup

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Our Delegate ladies and gentlemen:

Patrick Ravenclaw - Today at 8:34 PM
Did someone kick me or was that my fucking touchpad
Yalkan - Today at 8:34 PM
Hey everyone there's a nub in chat
Raven - Today at 8:34 PM
I believe Asta kicked you
Navaronia - Today at 8:34 PM
HAHAHAHA WHAT A LOOOS-
Patrick Ravenclaw - Today at 8:34 PM

Asta - Today at 8:34 PM
>_>

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Nebula:

can we just rename this thread

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Yalkan:

Nebula:

can we just rename this thread

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to what?

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Praetor:

Spoiler

Yalkan - Today at 8:42 PM
tries shoving it back in
Darcania, Minister of Shite - Today at 8:42 PM
...
sometimes being immortal isn't as cracked up as it seems
it's uh
not working
@Yalkan
what do I do?
Yalkan - Today at 8:44 PM
lick it up

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Darcania - 10/10/2016
well, fine
I'll just take full credit for writing my shite proposals, then
Plemby - 10/10/2016
@Darcania YOU ARE APPOINTED AS MINISTER OF SHITE
Darcania - 10/10/2016
hooray
I'd have a real Ministry, but Plemby's racist
Plemby - 10/10/2016
you must used the dragons only water fountains
Kondratev - 10/10/2016
welp

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Best TNP Conlanger - Today at 2:37 PM
hush Darc
Lord Inquisitor Ash - Today at 2:37 PM
shaddup Darc
Darc, Former Minister of Shite - Today at 2:37 PM
._.

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Melysande CouslandBOT - Today at 1:27 AM
Welcome @Felis the Dog to The North Pacific [General]!
Felis the Dog - Today at 1:28 AM
Kys mel
madjack - Today at 1:28 AM
heh
Denarius Albatraoz - Today at 1:28 AM
oh noes
Lord High Inquisitor Ash - Today at 1:28 AM
lol
Yalkan - Today at 1:28 AM
And the prodigal child returns
Felis the Dog - Today at 1:28 AM
*special

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Eluvatar - Today at 11:24 AM
perhaps to be followed by a much-anticipated Will Bill 2

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Jose - Today at 8:59 PM
@Bootsie um, i joined yesterday cause a friend told me about this game. i ended up in this region. My friend told me not to join WA because it was apparently really cancerous, joined anyway. Now im just trying to get more involved because this is really fun
Darcania (DMCA) - Today at 8:59 PM
I don't really know how WA is cancerous...
Bootsie - Today at 9:00 PM
Don't listen to your friend! They're silly. You chose a good reason to have WA in!
Darcania (DMCA) - Today at 9:00 PM
In fact, the WA can be quite fun sometimes
Bootsie - Today at 9:00 PM
prepares WADP speech.
Darcania (DMCA) - Today at 9:00 PM
prepares NPA speech
Praetor - Today at 9:00 PM
prepares coup speech

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Yalkan - Today at 10:04 PM
@Melysande Cousland who's the idiot
Melysande CouslandBOT - Today at 10:04 PM
The guy next to me.
Cronaal McBootyCat - Today at 10:04 PM
I get woken up and I don't even get a rest
I instantly have to pick up cat shit
Darcania (DMCA) - Today at 10:04 PM
nice timing

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Plemby - Today at 9:51 PM
Everything is my fault
simples

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Yalkan Likes Big Rods:

Pope Diabetus - Today at 8:14 PM
Guslantis only has one nuclear missile?

Scarlet/Woggo ? - Today at 8:15 PM
Demescia has little to no nuclear weapons

Pope Diabetus - Today at 8:15 PM
Syrixia still has 100
Can't be bothered to lessen them or make more

Andrenne - Today at 8:15 PM
andrenne has like 20 something

Darcania - Today at 8:15 PM
Each nuke is 1000 meters long
with 10 trillion megatons
and I have 10,000
I win

Yalkan - Today at 8:16 PM
But tungsten rods Darc
Tungsten fukken rods

Darcania - Today at 8:16 PM
You and your obsession with rods

Yalkan - Today at 8:16 PM
it's only natural

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SillyString - Today at 9:17 PM
eff the laws!!!

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Plemby - Today at 2:32 PM
biko
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>Raven - Today at 10:44 AM
Congratulations @Goy 4 Justice you were the only person running for Delegate, so you've won!
>Kommandant Techislovakia - Today at 10:44 AM
Time for you to retire @Patrick Ravenclaw
The Raven has spoken
>Goy 4 Justice - Today at 10:45 AM
I would like to thank all my supporters, including but not limited to, Techislovakia, Tomb, Nav, and others, and Darcania, who changed my election topic title with his sorcery after I screwed up

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